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NFL Offseason Thread |OT3| Mock draft Central sponsored by the Shirtless League

Konka

Banned
My dental hygienist is hot as fuck. Holy crap




Soon we'll be as boring, plain and lifeless as the MLB thread.

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bionic77

Member
My dental hygienist is hot as fuck. Holy crap
I can still recall when I had my knee done the nurse taking care of me before and after the operation was smoking fucking hot.

I was always a little worried that I would get a giant boner in those disgusting hospital outfits. In a porno she would notice the boner and that would lead to some crazy sex in a lot of interesting positions. But IRL I don't think nurses and doctors generally do that shit with their patients.

There is literally nowhere to hide in a hospital gown and I did have a few impure thoughts so it was touch and go for a bit. :(

We also had one secretary who was really hot that got hired by another law firm for more money. She was not even that great of a secretary. But lord almighty was she fine.

Looks > talent
 

zychi

Banned
Good ol facebook spoiling tv shows. Like arrow, get spoiled on new episode.

"Watch the big thing that occured in this picture again on demand!"
 

bionic77

Member
"The Patriots' organization is as good an organization as there's been in professional sports." -- President Obama

Your president!
:lol

Can't you see the sarcasm in that statement?

Obama is a Bears/Steelers fan. He knows the deal with the Pats. Hence the joke about the cheating and the lying.
 
Kraft clearly can.

From the looks of it his sleeves seem too long and I don't like the way his pants fall on his shoes.

But he's rocking the Nikes, so he's cool either way. GRONK looks like a kid going to high school prom in the suit his parents originally bought for his big brother.

Can't contain that man in clothing. Gotta set him free!
 
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