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[Fox318]

And neither are the Browns.

It's time to accept the truth, you and I we are similar. Our teams share a destiny.

Kessel deserves so much better than the leafs.

 

[Kave_Man]

Leafs last won the Stanley Cup in 1967 and never made it back.
Jets last won the Super Bowl in 1968 and never made it back.

Hmmm.

 

[BlackGhost]

The live action Super Mario bros movie is so strange lol. What were people in theaters thinking when they saw this?

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Leafs last won the Stanley Cup in 1967 and never made it back.
Jets last won the Super Bowl in 1968 and never made it back.

Hmmm.

The leafs better not even try to court Stamkos ever

 

[Fox318]

Leafs last won the Stanley Cup in 1967 and never made it back.
Jets last won the Super Bowl in 1968 and never made it back.

Hmmm.

At least the jets have made the playoffs.

And jets fans aren't throwing jerseys on the field after game 2

 

[Mackenzie 92]

The live action Super Mario bros movie is so strange lol. What were people in theaters thinking when they saw this?

That it was garbage. Think there were reports of people walking out as well.

Saw some documentary about it once too, the guy that played Mario stayed drunk for the filming of the whole movie.

 

[Malalaw]

Spending my evening watching my godchild... and Sesame Street. Living the dream!

 

[Narag]

The live action Super Mario bros movie is so strange lol. What were people in theaters thinking when they saw this?

"Well at least it got made into a movie."

 

[Dega]

The live action Super Mario bros movie is so strange lol. What were people in theaters thinking when they saw this?

I was bored if I remember correctly.

Im watching it now too.

 

[Goro Majima]

The live action Super Mario bros movie is so strange lol. What were people in theaters thinking when they saw this?

The 90s were a weird time for some movies...

 

[BlackGhost]

That it was garbage. Think there were reports of people walking out as well.

Saw some documentary about it once too, the guy that played Mario stayed drunk for the filming of the whole movie.

Some reason this makes it even better for me

"Well at least it got made into a movie."

I was bored if I remember correctly.

Im watching it now too.

It's so strange and cheesy in a kind of funny way, I feel compelled to keep watching. I might eventually watch the rifftrax version lol

 

[Zvonimir Boban]

That it was garbage. Think there were reports of people walking out as well.

Saw some documentary about it once too, the guy that played Mario stayed drunk for the filming of the whole movie.

smfh, that's Bob Hoskins, not some random guy. Fucking kids these days, no respect.

Some reason this makes it even better for me

What is the worst job you've done?
Super Mario Brothers.

What has been your biggest disappointment?
Super Mario Brothers.

If you could edit your past, what would you change?
I wouldn't do Super Mario Brothers.

"The worst thing I ever did? Super Mario Brothers. It was a fuckin' nightmare. The whole experience was a nightmare. It had a husband-and-wife team directing, whose arrogance had been mistaken for talent. After so many weeks their own agent told them to get off the set! Fuckin' nightmare. Fuckin' idiots."

RIP

 

[MechDX]

smfh, that's Bob Hoskins, not some random guy. Fucking kids these days, no respect.

 

[bigosc2k]

Me and my family are 9 shots in with tequila celebrating my grandma's 85th birthday.

 

[squicken]

red > blue

I'm sure we all agree

e: If there's one thing Bill loves more than cheating to wins rings, it's other dudes' wives

 

[Gobias]

red > blue

I'm sure we all agree

Blue is the best color so yes.

Edit: am I drunk or did you originally have it the other way

 

[squicken]

Blue is the best color so yes.

Edit: am I drunk or did you originally have it the other way

you're drunk. blue is not the color

 

[HarryDemeanor]

I'd like to see the Broncos use the pick to get Osweiler some protection upfront. That cannon takes a while to explode for touchdowns.

 

[Furyous]

The live action Super Mario bros movie is so strange lol. What were people in theaters thinking when they saw this?

This is going to look great years later when I'm soaring off that legally protected Arizer-Air approved remedy. Don't shame me bro. It's also the main reason I'm a Mario hater.

Bill is all about modifying the rules to give himself a competitive advantage. He's got that "let me check her scouting report after this event is over" look.

 

[RellyRell28]

That it was garbage. Think there were reports of people walking out as well.

Saw some documentary about it once too, the guy that played Mario stayed drunk for the filming of the whole movie.

RIP Bob Hopskin's though he was better in so much other stuff. That include my second favorite movie of all time Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

 

[MechDX]

Why doesn't the server browser in BF4 not work? Keeps putting me in the same fucking server repeatedly that has a clan on one side and the random team getting raped on the other.

 

[Sanjuro]

Bob Hoskins was the best.

 

[Zvonimir Boban]

It's a shame The Long Good Friday isn't on Netflix

 

[LyleLanley]

Spy gate https://t.co/msQHB4iKoE

 

[AbortedWalrusFetus]

I am tired and drunk again.

 

[Malalaw]

I am tired and drunk again.

That was me last night. Fell asleep alot earlier then I wanted to though.

 

[cajunator]

I guess tonight is campy football movie night.
first it was The Longest Yard (adam sandler) and now The Replacements

 

[Malalaw]

I guess tonight is campy football movie night.
first it was The Longest Yard (adam sandler) and now The Replacements

My godchild and girlfriend just went to sleep. So for me its Skyrim time.

 

[Elfforkusu]

I guess tonight is campy football movie night.
first it was The Longest Yard (adam sandler) and now The Replacements

Falco (that was Keanu's name, right? I remember because it foretold the Flacco!) would start for 16 NFL teams.

 

[cajunator]

Falco (that was Keanu's name, right? I remember because it foretold the Flacco!) would start for 16 NFL teams.

Yeah. Shane Falco.

 

[Spinluck]

Got stood up on a date tonight, feels bad man.

I even wore the nice undies that gives the bulge more umph.

Oh well!

 

[Greg]

Got stood up on a date tonight, feels bad man.

I even wore the nice undies that gives the bulge more umph.

Oh well!

she ain't shit!

 

[Malalaw]

Got stood up on a date tonight, feels bad man.

I even wore the nice undies that gives the bulge more umph.

Oh well!

Sorry to hear that man.

 

[Fox318]

The 90s were a weird time for some movies...

It's amazing that these companies trusted idiots with a film budget.

I mean there were some real fuckin idiot directors.

 

[cajunator]

Got stood up on a date tonight, feels bad man.

I even wore the nice undies that gives the bulge more umph.

Oh well!

Dating is a waste of time.
Dont bother with it.

 

[Gobias]

Yeah. Shane Falco.

Graduate of Ohio State!

 

[Goro Majima]

Got stood up on a date tonight, feels bad man.

I even wore the nice undies that gives the bulge more umph.

Oh well!

Sorry bro, happens to the best of us.

That's pretty shitty though in an age of cell phones.

 

[Spinluck]

Thanks bros. I do not get why someone would let me drive the full 30mins too, this girl seemed really nice. Just say you don't wanna go out, what the fuck lol.

Sidenote: Cajun pls. I know the alien planet you're from does not understand what a sex drive is, but some of us have NEEDS. Tebow forgive me.

 

[Confrontation]

Damn that sucks Spinluck. Did you at least spend some of the money you were gonna spend on her for the next few weeks, on some hookers?

 

[Fox318]

Dear NFL-GAF,

Growing up in North Texas, I've been a long time Cowboys fan. However, I've now lived in NY for about 6 years and have started to develop these...feelings...for the New York Jets.

Are these feelings normal? Should I become a two team fan or push these feelings deep down inside?

It's too late for me as a jets fan.

Save yourself before it's too late

 

[WesternHeretic]

It's too late for me as a jets fan.

Save yourself before it's too late

That's what I said for years about the Seahawks and now look at us.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

you're drunk. blue is not the color

Blue always is the color

Got stood up on a date tonight, feels bad man.

I even wore the nice undies that gives the bulge more umph.

Oh well!

You have buldge enhancing boxers?

 

[Himynameischris]

It's too late for me as a jets fan.

Save yourself before it's too late

Are you a month being the thread?

Also I haven't been up this late in months I needs to get to bed, ah well

 

[Spinluck]

Blue always is the color

You have buldge enhancing boxers?

They give it more form

I expected to go shirtless and pantsless based off some of our convos, but when it comes to women nothing is given

Spoiler

Except if you're Big Ben

Should probably hit the sack now, even though I do not believe overstudying for exams is a thing.

 

[Malalaw]

Almost 5 and still awake. Damn this sucks. Can't sleep

 

[Dutch Gronk]

They give it more form

I expected to go shirtless and pantsless based off some of our convos, but when it comes to women nothing is given

Spoiler

Except if you're Big Ben

Should probably hit the sack now, even though I do not believe overstudying for exams is a thing.

Rub one out in honor of the girl #RIP

 

[ViperVisor]

This guy puts a lot into his mock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gr-bhUuZHE0

Just needs to let a guy who punches a woman off easy and I'd mistake him for a NFL commissioner.

 

[jakncoke]

The live action Super Mario bros movie is so strange lol. What were people in theaters thinking when they saw this?

I have strange nostalgia for this film. In retrospect its dumb as fuck but i still watch it every few years

 

[ampere]

Got stood up on a date tonight, feels bad man.

Damn. Don't get discouraged, shit happens.

Just think about Andrew Luck and dream.

 

[cajunator]

This guy puts a lot into his mock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gr-bhUuZHE0

Just needs to let a guy who punches a woman off easy and I'd mistake him for a NFL commissioner.

this guy is pretty logical.
I like this mock.