Elfforkusu
Member
How much does a pirate pay for corn?What did the kangaroo say to the koala?
fuck tebow
A buccaneer
I was going to change it to say Freeman, but we all know he buys at a bulk discount.
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A buccaneer
What did the judge say when the skunk entered the courtroom?
Odor in the court
What did the kangaroo say to the koala?
fuck tebow
What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
"Make me one with everything."
What did Matthew Stafford say to Aaron Rodgers after the Lions beat the Packers at Ford Field on December 3rd 2015?
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*This is because the Packers would be meeting the Lions again in the playoffs with the Lions having home field advantage. Meaning the Lions would win the division and the Packers would be a Wildcard team.
I'll see you here again in a month
*This is because the Packers would be meeting the Lions again in the playoffs with the Lions having home field advantage. Meaning the Lions would win the division and the Packers would be a Wildcard team.
Alligatorjandro
Banned
Who are the Superbowl champions?
The New England Patriots
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The New England Patriots
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Alligatorjandro
Banned
What do you mean meh. Winning a Superbowl is the whole point of football.
Elfforkusu
Member
It's not a jpg.
It's a gif.
It's a gif.
Alligatorjandro
Banned
FrenchMovieTheme
Member
Himynameischris
Member
You're all terrible and you should feel bad
Practicing this line for the upcoming Dolphins season?
That's not your coach anymore, you're not allowed to post gifs of him anymore.
Elfforkusu
Member
Harbs will always be the coach of FMT's heart.
I'm going to miss him
I hated him and thought he was a gigantic douche, but I'll miss him.
FrenchMovieTheme
Member
he will never not be my coach you monster! stick to Raheem and the Youngrys you sonofabitch! i'll post all the harbaughs i feel like!
Woke up to the sound of pouring rain
The wind would whisper and I'd think of you
And all the tears you cried, that called my name
And when you needed me I came through
I paint a picture of the days gone by
When love went blind and you would make me see
I'd stare a lifetime into your eyes
So that I knew you were there for me
Time after time you were there for me
Remember yesterday, walking hand in hand
Love letters in the sand, I remember you
Through the sleepless nights and every endless day
I'd wanna hear you say, I remember you
We spend the summer with the top rolled down
Wished ever after would be like this
You said I love you babe, without a sound
I said I'd give my life for just one kiss
I'd live for your smile and die for your kiss
Remember yesterday, walking hand in hand
Love letters in the sand, I remember you
Through the sleepless nights and every endless day
I'd wanna hear you say, I remember you
We've had our share of hard times
But that's the price we paid
And through it all we kept the promise that we made
I swear you'll never be lonely
Woke up to the sound of pouring rain
Washed away a dream of you
But nothing else could ever take you away
'Cause you'll always be my dream come true
Oh my darling, I love you
Remember yesterday, walking hand in hand
Love letters in the sand, I remember you
Through the sleepless nights and every endless day
I'd wanna hear you say, I remember you
Remember yesterday, walking hand in hand
Love letters in the sand, I remember you
Through the sleepless nights and every endless day
I'd wanna hear you say, I remember you
Himynameischris
Member
Oh no I have far worse ready for them
his coach is right there, on the left
I'll punch you in the Watts
What you get for Haynesworth eating Schaubs foot in 2011
FrenchMovieTheme
Member
Himynameischris
Member
hmmmm
You keep talkin about haynesworth being a buc but I still can't remember it fort he life of me.
Dutch Gronk
Banned
Just a quick heads-up : the Shirtless Fantasy Football league might have some spots opening up for next season.
So if anybody wants to join, let me know and make sure you play along in the Predict the Pick game on NFL.com, since we use it to determine our draft order!
Feel like you can do better than Mel Kiper ?
Use the predict a pick machine on NFL.com and show us how it's done!
http://predictpick.nfl.com/groups/view/242
Our predict the pick league for this year friends, the password is Gronkislife (with a capital G).
So if anybody wants to join, let me know and make sure you play along in the Predict the Pick game on NFL.com, since we use it to determine our draft order!
Feel like you can do better than Mel Kiper ?
Use the predict a pick machine on NFL.com and show us how it's done!
http://predictpick.nfl.com/groups/view/242
Our predict the pick league for this year friends, the password is Gronkislife (with a capital G).
unknownstranger
Member
Would be amazing to get a first for him but I highly doubt it. Then again the Browns got a first for Trent Truck so maybe we'll get Julio too.
Dutch Gronk
Banned
My QB is just having fun out there.
I bet he had intercourse with the blondes.
Kendricks has been hurt every year he has been in the league as well. Less severe obviously but he has missed time consistently.
But yeah u hope we can keep him. After terrible LBs for a decade + it's nice to have 2-3 quality LBs on the roster at the same time.
New York Jets draft blunders:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZxNeFLuY98
One of my favorite videos that I love re-watching every year when the Draft comes up. :lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZxNeFLuY98
One of my favorite videos that I love re-watching every year when the Draft comes up. :lol
4th rounder at best
According to Schefter this only happens if Bradford is willing to restructure and extend with the Browns and if whatever they get in return from the Browns guarantees a deal with the Titans so Eagles move up to #2.
As far as I know this whole time Bradford has been against going to Cleveland and while he doesn't have a no trade clause he and his agent say they won't take an extension there. Why would Cleveland pay 10m+ and have no guarantee that he will re-sign with them?
Don't see it happening.
The_Darkest_Red
Member
Just saw the news about the Dolphins picking up Tannehill's fifth year option. It's going to suck when he breaks the bank after his SB victory this season.
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