Goro Majima
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I hope I'm never forced to juice a bunch of vegetables. That just sounds awful.
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I hope I'm never forced to juice a bunch of vegetables. That just sounds awful.
Yeah it doesn't sound good.
There is no point to drinking veggies. I eat veggies more for the crispness and crunchiness of them than for anything else.
Yeah, parts from like 1856. We've improved our technology a lot since then.
The worse it tastes the better it is for you.
You will probably live to 150 if you only eat/drink that dirt concoction.
Eating burgers and steaks everyday will probably net you about 60 years on this Earth.
That thread has not yet had the Freeman pic. You guys are slipping.
That's what you get for being an alcoholic, drunkard, degenerate Focker. How you gonna work at a hospital and have a messed up liver? smh. You're gonna be the next Juice Man from the infommercials.
Sorry, I was drinking my green dirt concoction.
While I've tried one very similar, I've found
Kale (6-8 leaf)
2 GS Apples
1 Orange
2 sticks of celery
1 cucumber
1 banana blended in
to be my choice of healthy and of good taste. That makes a few glasses worth, mind you
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
Yeah that new technology led to two world wars! I'd say we made out pretty well.
Every time I see the word "detox" and "healthy living" together, I get angry. Whenever someone says "detox", 95% of the time you need to wonder what they're selling. Juicers apparently!
edit: Unless you're actually going through detox from alcohol or some other drug and prescribed a regimen by an actual physician. That makes sense. I was referring to people that spout out FUD about "toxins" in every day food or the air or what the heck ever.
When you're admitted into the hospital, you're getting normal saline while I shoot up your dilaudid.
BlackGhost
Banned
Who's making Chans intervention thread ?
Come at me bros, but keep your shirts on.
EDIT: Finished my dirt tonic, I feel sick now.
DeaconKnowledge
Member
That means it's working.
BlackGhost
Banned
This actually sounds pretty good
I've seen the rehab places. They might not hold him.
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
He might be their best player available now....
Oh and what do you expect? Otto Graham has been dead for a while so Jim Brown is literally their last player worth mentioning.
I think the owner hired Brown to toughen his ass up for when he goes to prison in a few years.
You guys should send me to that rehab place that Tiger Woods checked himself into. I wouldn't be mad.
I got that Avon Barksdale health care coverage. I'm either seeing a Vet or the lady in Santa Ana that knows how to heal stuff with Tequila. You're not getting your grubby mitts on this body.
In Patriots news from todays OTAs:
The defense operated mostly in the 3-4, with Wilfork as the nose tackle, and Tommy Kelly and Chandler Jones as the ends.
Jamie Collins practiced at linebacker in the 4-3, instead of defensive end.
Ras-I Dowling looked good again.
Marcus Cannon continued to work at right guard, even though Vollmer and swing tackle Svitek were both out. Markus Zusevics worked as the starting right tackle in their place.
Others news here:
http://bostonherald.com/sports/patriots_nfl/the_blitz/2013/05/ota_observations_pats_change_up_on_defense
The defense operated mostly in the 3-4, with Wilfork as the nose tackle, and Tommy Kelly and Chandler Jones as the ends.
Jamie Collins practiced at linebacker in the 4-3, instead of defensive end.
Ras-I Dowling looked good again.
Marcus Cannon continued to work at right guard, even though Vollmer and swing tackle Svitek were both out. Markus Zusevics worked as the starting right tackle in their place.
Others news here:
http://bostonherald.com/sports/patriots_nfl/the_blitz/2013/05/ota_observations_pats_change_up_on_defense
ScottSullivan
Member
Hey there NFL gaf. Finally got an account approved after a long time. Just wanted to say I've enjoyed the hijinks here over the season, and I'm looking forward to joining in this season.
Shout out to NinersGAF! Also, screw joe flacco and his giant eyebrows and his stupid disneyworld commercial
Shout out to NinersGAF! Also, screw joe flacco and his giant eyebrows and his stupid disneyworld commercial
You're dead to me
The_Darkest_Red
Member
Welcome! Happy to see a fresh face and congratulations on not being a Patriots or Jets fan!
To be serious, with my own struggles with alcoholism, I managed to basically sort of stop by a mixture of hard work which you already do! And, by cardio, and, or weight training exercise. If you are motivated to be fit the hangover will do nothing, but stop you from training. So it is a great habit to pick up to curb the drive to want to drink all the time if you desire to train. That stated, I plan on going on a long bike ride after work and damn those endorphines will taste so fucken good!
Welcome aboard bro. You don't like the Pats so you're automatically good in my book.
Bag of dicks for you.
Coldnoodle
Member
Go Bengals!
BaltimoreLarry
Member
That commercial is wonderful. He was cast in it because he was the Superbowl MVP, for the Ravens, which won the Superbowl. Did Kaepernick get that commercial? No. Because he's no champion.
FrenchMovieTheme
Member
Welcome niners brother! Don't mind most of these disgusting peasants. They are jealous of the greatest NFL franchise in human existence
FMT will give you $100 to shit in his mouth.
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
Bandwagon is filling up!
Is Ray Lewis the only SB MVP in the last 30 years who was found unfit to make the Disney commercial?
BaltimoreLarry
Member
Just got off the phone with DirecTv to cancel my service to move; hung up with a free move, bunch of discounts, free Genie, and most of all.....SUNDAY TICKET!!!!
I no longer am forced to watch the Niners play and not watch the Raiders be blacked out.
By "unfit," do you mean "too badass"? If so, yes.
I no longer am forced to watch the Niners play and not watch the Raiders be blacked out.
By "unfit," do you mean "too badass"? If so, yes.
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
I'm pretty sure he's the only murderer among Super Bowl MVPs so there's that!
You repping the Packers now?
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
FMT is modeling his life after Kaepernick obviously!
FrenchMovieTheme
Member
DeaconKnowledge
Member
Running on the Packers D isn't something to boast about.
DeaconKnowledge
Member
Too bad Rodgers doesn't play defense.
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