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NFL Offseason Thread |OT3| The Long Wait
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Clark W. Griswold
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Of your bogus Super Bowls, that's the only one that shouldn't be taken from you.
Fuck the Panthers!
Reported!
Anybody else on Chrome? How can I change the color of my highlights and posts?
Grover Cleveland
Member
Hi snes
FrenchMovieTheme
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well the twist would be that tom brady framed aaron hernandez. that or bionic marries tom brady at the end, it will be up to m night to decide!
We all know that could never happen, the most we can hope for is tom convincing tebow to join him in a threesome with gisele. Then at the last minute gisele turns of the lights and leaves the room, leaving tom and tim to create sweet sweet butt babies.
Grover Cleveland
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And before anyone asks, hell yeah I'm still salty about that Super Bowl. We had it won until old ass John Kasay choked like a dog.
That whole night sucked.
I didn't even get to see Janet's tittay.
And then to find out later that the whole thing was a sham?
That whole night sucked.
I didn't even get to see Janet's tittay.
And then to find out later that the whole thing was a sham?
Clark W. Griswold
Banned
The Panthers lost, that's all that matters!And before anyone asks, hell yeah I'm still salty about that Super Bowl. We had it won until old ass John Kasay choked like a dog.
That whole night sucked.
I didn't even get to see Janet's tittay.
That hardly qualifies as a twist. That urge has been obvious to anyone who ever read a bionic post.
Hi slo! I'm having a nice cold beer too!
Zero charges and the original suspension was 6 games. Kraft has fat stacks of cash, though, so I expect Hermurdez gets 2.
Alligatorjandro
Banned
If he could bionic would marry Brady in an instant.
AngmarsKing701
Member
You are a pervert...
Get some help.
Boys what should I buy. WiiU, Vita or (insert something cool under 400). I am bored and feel like buying a new toy. Not interested in an iPad. Not into tablets.
DeaconKnowledge
Member
Don't bother buying a Wii U now. No reason to yet unless you want Zombi U or MH. Wait until next year.
Same with Vita. You already have a PS3 so unless you want an overpriced Wi U don't bother.
Alligatorjandro
Banned
Anybody else find the text for the site not right? Like its too big or too small?
I really don't want one other than for Wonderful 100. What do I want for Vita? I guess I could just buy Donkey Kong and some other epic 3DS games.
No wonder our economy sucks. I have money and no one is making something I want.
You just want the wrong things. You're failing America. Again.
Another year of you acting like this, and you'll be shipped to France.
I appreciate the idea (to use it to entertain me and potty train my kids) but I don't want to get my kids used to the idea of shitting on the floor. That is normal for Gata but here in the north we normally use toilets.
Alligatorjandro
Banned
Buy 2 dogs.Buy one for a regular dog and another one for belly rubs to keep stress down when you watch the Steelers suck this season.
Make non pats suggestions!
Hernandez is behind the kid out of camera shot.
AngmarsKing701
Member
Buy 2 cats. One to strangle in frustration when Amendola breaks both collar bones in the first pre-season game. The other to put through the chipper shredder when Brady scrambles around all season looking for someone to throw to.
Alligatorjandro
Banned
Buy 2 bags of dicks.
BannedEpisode
Member
Grover Cleveland
Member
Fixed.
Brady will be kicked out of the league once it's discovered that she's been doping (synthetic testosterone)
AngmarsKing701
Member
One for you and one for Dutch, I guess. Nice that you're picking out your own Christmas presents.
Arent both flops with little games. I mean you'd be better off buying 3 grams of coke and fucking a hooker in the ass for a hour then buying either console
BlackGhost
Banned
I know what you mean, same thing happened when I googled Fat Freeman
I really don't follow either enough to know, but I am pretty sure my wife wont be ok with the coke or ass fuckery.
That's what hotel rooms are for. - Michael Irvin
But shes ok with you spending hundreds of dollars on soon to be clearanced consoles!
She wasted thousands on purses and jewelry so she won't be saying shit to me!
Honestly it sucks not having any good toys out that I want to buy. These people need to make better shit!
B For Bendetta
Member
Buy a volcano
Buy me a flight to the US, because otherwise I won't be able to go on vacation this year.
In return, I'll babysit your kids for an evening. And because I'm a great dude, I'll even refrain from turning them into Pats fans.
As for serious suggestions, is there nothing more outdoor-sy you like?
Get a shitty spoiler for your Lexus.
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