Still babbling I see. That game was a disaster and by no means solely Brady's fault. It isn't like the game where he had five picks in a Monday Night game against the 'Phins.
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NFL Offseason Thread |OT3| The Long Wait
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Still babbling I see. That game was a disaster and by no means solely Brady's fault. It isn't like the game where he had five picks in a Monday Night game against the 'Phins.
Don't feel bad bro. I am sure that if they still had Vinatieri, that serial killer Harrison, and their normal audiovisual advantage then Tammy could have beat the most embarrassingly bad Jets qb in the last 5 years (there is admittedly a lot of competition for that prize!).
Thug Waffle
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Just for the record, Thug Waffle, read this post I made less than a week ago:
I stick up for the Pats more than some Pats fans do. I recognize that they are a good team and have been for the past decade plus. I was just messing with you.
And Milch, just like Dutch you aren't supposed to read when I talk bad about the Pats!
'Spect.
U seem mad doe
P.S. BaltimoreLarry wins.
You're confusing things. You're talking about Peyton Manning and he played on the Colts. Marvin Harrison killed a man but no one cares because he was out of football before people found out.
There is only one female qb that I know of so no confusion here! And Peyton lost to a lot of shit qbs in the playoffs but did he also lose to buttfumble?
I do agree that Marvin probably killed a few more people than Rodney. Thank God we have James otherwise it would seem like all Harrisons were violent criminals!
At least my qb doesn't choke on dicks, he keeps it in his pants! The same can't be said for Tammy.
Thanks, probation went by pretty fast. E3 wasn't that bad after all.
Now I'm just like everyone else!
Alligatorjandro
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buttfumble beat manning in the playoffs
I can't decide if people who are saying this shit are thinking it's anything but homophobic at this point. But GAF is pretty sensitive about such things and the safety of the NFL thread doesn't always hold.
Sanchez had an extremely shitty game though and Manning's was pretty good. That's why ascribing team accomplishments to Sanchez is absurd. Yeah the guy's made it to AFC championship games with an insane defense. As soon as it became average the team went in the shitter faster than FMT.
Pfft. It's been a slow, steady decline since the Silver Season. One of the little-discussed facts about our franchise. We've been trending bad for a lot longer than people want to believe. PEACE.
Thug Waffle
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I mean, that's kind of a good point. For a strongside/right end to dominate the pass rush like that for so long is a complete and total rarity. Plus, Simeon reps that Chi like a boss.
And yet we didn't have any problems with him...
FrenchMovieTheme
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tammy isn't even better than chiefs-era montana. if i were to compare tom brady to a 49ers QB, it would be giovanni carmazzi. lets compare their careers:
1. Giovanni Carmazzi was drafted higher. Advantage Carmazzi.
2. Tom Brady has cheated his entire career. Giovanni Carmazzi never cheated once. Advantage Carmazzi.
3. Neither Giovanni nor Tammy has a legitimate superbowl victory. Draw.
4. Tom Brady has lost 2 superbowls against a virgin. Giovanni is undefeated in superbowls. Advantage Carmazzi.
5. Tom Brady has 123 career interceptions. Carmazzi has 0. Advantage Carmazzi.
6. Tom Brady has 21 career fumbles. Carmazzi has 0. Advantage Carmazzi.
7. Tom Brady has a vagina, Carmazzi has a penis. Draw depending on your gender preference.
8. Tom Brady has lost to Mark Sanchez in the playoffs. Giovanni Carmazzi has never lost to mark sanchez. Advantage Carmazzi.
9. Tom Brady cried during a national interview. Carmazzi never did. Advantage Carmazzi.
10. Tom Brady has 39 career regular season losses. Carmazzi has 0. Advantage Carmazzi.
I could go on and on. The point being is that Tom Brady probably isn't even in the top 1000 of QB's that has ever played in the NFL. I will give him the top female QB to ever play in the league though and i will NEVER argue that fact
1. Giovanni Carmazzi was drafted higher. Advantage Carmazzi.
2. Tom Brady has cheated his entire career. Giovanni Carmazzi never cheated once. Advantage Carmazzi.
3. Neither Giovanni nor Tammy has a legitimate superbowl victory. Draw.
4. Tom Brady has lost 2 superbowls against a virgin. Giovanni is undefeated in superbowls. Advantage Carmazzi.
5. Tom Brady has 123 career interceptions. Carmazzi has 0. Advantage Carmazzi.
6. Tom Brady has 21 career fumbles. Carmazzi has 0. Advantage Carmazzi.
7. Tom Brady has a vagina, Carmazzi has a penis. Draw depending on your gender preference.
8. Tom Brady has lost to Mark Sanchez in the playoffs. Giovanni Carmazzi has never lost to mark sanchez. Advantage Carmazzi.
9. Tom Brady cried during a national interview. Carmazzi never did. Advantage Carmazzi.
10. Tom Brady has 39 career regular season losses. Carmazzi has 0. Advantage Carmazzi.
I could go on and on. The point being is that Tom Brady probably isn't even in the top 1000 of QB's that has ever played in the NFL. I will give him the top female QB to ever play in the league though and i will NEVER argue that fact
Alligatorjandro
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Tom Brady broke the 9ers though.
Futurevoid
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Donkey Kong Returns 3D - The Caves. OH THE FUCKING CAVES!
One of your better posts. Good show, ol' chap.
FrenchMovieTheme
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Alligatorjandro
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yep
If ever the Pats suck i will go to you for advice on how to deal with my team being shit.
Buckethead
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R.I.P. Desmond Bishop
Brady is a vagina
Brady is a vagina
I guess you haven't watched much football in the past 9 years....
Alligatorjandro
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Making the playoffs ever year but once is sucking?
Still getting the pipe in week 1 biiiiiiiitttttccchhhhhh.
FrenchMovieTheme
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there's nothing to be proud about if you are the pats:
1. systematic cheating for the past decade
2. your owner is a dirty old man who had some 18 year old lined up the day after his cancer stricken wife passed away
3. your QB is a bitch who is given every call and every benefit of the doubt and still can't win a championship (* doesn't count)
4. one of your TE's is a murderer
5. the other TE is an STD factory who is unhealthier than artie lange
6. your coach is a cheater on the field and a home wrecker off the field
7. mark sanchez threw 3 TD's and had 0 turnovers in a blowout IN NEW ENGLAND IN THE PLAYOFFS
Alligatorjandro
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At least we never lost because of a fumbled punt
and the 3 rings stand until the nfl takes them away so deal with it you salty ass loser ass fat ass loser biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitches
FrenchMovieTheme
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that's like saying OJ isn't guilty because he was found not guilty by incompetent idiots. fining you a small amount and burning the evidence doesn't absolve you from cheating!
Alligatorjandro
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The ruling was made and they were punished. Its over.
To quote the judge from The Simpsons "The clown is down".
Spectral Glider
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Brady > Montana? Good god. I hated the Niners with a passion in the 80s, but the reality is that Montana always crushed it when the game was on the line. While shitty Brady overthrows midgets and then gets his wife to cry about it. There's no comparison there.
Michael Strahan played the run like a monster in addition to being an elite pass rusher. Simeon Rice was an incomplete player. You want to talk about Strahan "only" having six more sacks than Rice? (which is a complete bullshit statistics job because Sapp just decides to remove three years of Strahan's career) Let's take a look at career tackles.
Simeon Rice - 475
Michael Strahan - 854
Weird how a historian of game
jnc) like Sapp could forget that Strahan has almost 400 more tackles than Rice.Boise State could make the playoffs in that division
This entire post is spot on. Can't argue with the facts!
Alligatorjandro
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But Washington couldnt.
Jake Locker would have won the Heisman if he played in the AFC East.
Alligatorjandro
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Jake Locker is a poor mans Tebow who couldnt win 8 games at Washington and can barely beat out Matt Hasselbald who couldnt even beat the rams in the playoffs at home.
I'll do it if you can write 5 sentences about why you love snes.
I better start studying.
Locker is and was 10 times the player Tebow was.
Simeon Rice was great at being a cunt that everyone in the league hated.
So there's that.
Alligatorjandro
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Of course he is. Thats why he has all the wins and accolades to show for it.
You went too far. Apologize and you might still get into heaven.
:lol Pats fans still in denial about their cheating. What a vile group of losers. Even Raven fans admit that Ray got away with murder and Steeler fans will admit our qb is a scumbag but Patriot fans (diehard since 2001) hold on to their deluded fantasy of tainted championships! Those Superbowls are as real to the rest of us as WMDs in Iraq!
Chan I want some Pho. Can you tell me if any of your sweatshop relatives are open late this evening?
Alligatorjandro
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I cant wait for the day your son comes out as a Pats fan.
Let's not pretend you weren't Ben's greatest stan the summer of '08 (or was it '09?).
Locker didn't have Urban buying every good player in the country to put on his team. He had to be coached by Tyrone fucking Willingham instead.
Alligatorjandro
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Locker chose to go that shit program. At least he beat USC a couple times so thats like winning the National Championship for you guys.
It was pretty cool. I imagine it would be like beating a Big East team such as Louisville for Florida.
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