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[Milchjon]

Guys got any phone interview tips for me?

I have an interview on Thursday

Good luck, you people!

Wear a tie.

:jnc

 

[BannedEpisode]

Good luck, you people!



:jnc

Its not as crazy as it sounds. Dressing up a bit helps you to speak with confidence and poise.

 

[Milchjon]

Its not as crazy as it sounds. Dressing up a bit helps you to speak with confidence and poise.

It's still a funny image.

 

[Fantomex]

Kobe and MJ are 6'6". Rose is a short guy. Without his speed and athleticism he won't be able to get his shot off.

Sometimes by rushing back from injury all you do is hurt your team. You have to be able to play through injuries and still find a way to be effective, all great players can do that, but you also have to recognize when doing that is going to hurt your team. This is more true in the NFL than the NBA because everyone in football is terrified of losing their job to injury and there are no guaranteed contracts.

See RG3 for the perfect example of why Rose should not rush back. He places a shit load of pressure on his knees the way he attacks the basket. That and his not being in basketball shape really makes it very likely he could have another injury. The only way I would sign off on my franchise player coming back for these playoffs in these circumstances is if he came off the bench and they really limited the guys minutes.

That's exactly what everyone is clamoring for though. They don't want/expect more than 15 minutes a game from him. The bulls are all banged up as it is, so they really do need him. You'll see how the Heat start wearing them down as this series progresses, that team is full of physical specimens. I understand Rose had a study done where they showed he uses more torque and muscle than almost any other superstar in the NBA. But all they need is 10 minutes a game from him, to switch tempos and give them a boost. Dude could average 6 pts a game the whole series but the moral boost he would provide would be immeasurable. He's just not ready mentally. I understand. But MJ, Kobe, even Barkley would have to be dying to be kept out in a situation like this. So I can clown.

 

[ChanHuk]

NFL-GAF getting interviews. I have mine tomorrow morning at 0830. If the interviewer ask what my dad does for a living, should I tell him he's a pimp?

 

[squicken]

http://www.draftinsider.net/blog/?p=7082

Tony Pauline's draft grade on the Patriots. fwiw he is one of the more plugged in guys, so the takeaways are really what he talks about wrt inside the draft room and league-wide perspective

 

[BannedEpisode]

NFL-GAF getting interviews. I have mine tomorrow morning at 0830. If the interviewer ask what my dad does for a living, should I tell him he's a pimp?

Tell him its Evilore. Your previous work experience was a cushy sub-forum position where you talked about tacos and Germany.

 

[Fantomex]

NFL-GAF getting interviews. I have mine tomorrow morning at 0830. If the interviewer ask what my dad does for a living, should I tell him he's a pimp?

It's the truth, so yeah.

 

[Draxal]

http://www.draftinsider.net/blog/?p=7082

Tony Pauline's draft grade on the Patriots. fwiw he is one of the more plugged in guys, so the takeaways are really what he talks about wrt inside the draft room and league-wide perspective

So of the three Rutgers guys; two of them were undervalued and one of them was extremly overvalued (Harmon).

Rutgers d was pretty good but it had some pretty severe weaknesses (the end's couldn't rush at all and the one safety play was pretty weak. Harmon never stood out for me, but he was never really in a position to stand out as they would always target Waters side; while Ryan definitely had some bad games last year (Tulane/USF/Arkansas). He actually did give up alot more plays than Juice Jones; but maybe my memory is falling me.

 

[ChanHuk]

Tell him its Evilore. Your previous work experience was a cushy sub-forum position where you talked about tacos and Germany.

Mexican food is the worst

It's the truth, so yeah.

I need to change my outfit for tomorrow then.

 

[BannedEpisode]

Twenty minute phone interview. Felt like it went well and she said she would be in contact with my staffing agency liaison.

Thats good right?

The worst thing about these interviews is thinking about all the stuff you potentially screwed up on.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

protip:give interviewers blowjobs

 

[BannedEpisode]

protip:give interviewers blowjobs

If I could do that over the phone I would have already started my own company.

 

[Fox318]

If I could do that over the phone I would have already started my own company.

We are getting close

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0uYb7AWKwY

 

[Kave_Man]

Nbc is going to have a special announcement at 4pm today in regards to SNF.

Florio expects it to be who will be taking over singing the theme song.

 

[BannedEpisode]

Nbc is going to have a special announcement at 4pm today in regards to SNF.

Florio expects it to be who will be taking over singing the theme song.

Oh shit thats what I was interviewing for!

 

[yankeehater]

Good luck banned. I had a phone interview last week. Mine lasted a lot longer then 20 minutes though.

 

[squicken]

Nbc is going to have a special announcement at 4pm today in regards to SNF.

Florio expects it to be who will be taking over singing the theme song.

leaks are that it is Carrie Underwood

 

[Kave_Man]

leaks are that it is Carrie Underwood

I forget if she has good looking legs.

 

[Goro Majima]

I forget if she has good looking legs.

Not as good as Faith but they'll look great when NBC is done.

Carrie is arguably prettier than Faith Hill too.

At worst it's a side grade!

 

[Tamanon]

Honestly, I can't tell all those blonde country singers apart.

 

[Goro Majima]

Honestly, I can't tell all those blonde country singers apart.

Racist.

 

[ChanHuk]

I forget if she has good looking legs.

Better, stronger, younger, faster. Carrie > Faith

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Racist.

Its true though.they all look the same.

 

[Milchjon]

NFL-GAF getting interviews. I have mine tomorrow morning at 0830. If the interviewer ask what my dad does for a living, should I tell him he's a pimp?

Whatever you say, make sure to go pantsless with an appropriately placed tie.

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Its true though.they all look the same.

The alligator has a point.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

leaks are that it is Carrie Underwood

HOOOOOOOOOOTTTTT! Dibs

Whatever you say, make sure to go pantsless with an appropriately placed tie.

No shirt, formal pants, a tie, pink socks and your best pair of shoes. Gets you the job every time.

 

[Milchjon]

The alligator has a point.

First one has a sharp part. Def would not bang.

 

[squicken]

Carrie Underwood on Romo a few years back

"Point blank, [Romo] is about football," she said. "I don't know if it's that I'm not quite his type or whatever, but I don't think he's at the point in his life where he would be willing to sacrifice football.

"He hated so much that people thought that he was paying more attention to me and that was causing him to not do well."

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/entertai...lize-guy-wrong-article-1.433303#ixzz2SdcHWHcT

 

[jakncoke]

Crazy that they found those 3 girls

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

No shirt, formal pants, a tie, pink socks and your best pair of shoes. Gets you the job every time.

Indeed. In America we call that an "impressively irresistible display of confidence."

I'd also like to add that it helps to cross your legs so that your pink socks (preferably fairly high socks) are clearly visible.

 

[Lee Chaolan]

Tell him its Evilore. Your previous work experience was a cushy sub-forum position where you talked about tacos and Germany.

Germany? We were just talking about Heino in another thread. ;P

 

[Milchjon]

Edelman re-injured his foot, will miss OTAs. I for one am sure letting Welker go was a great idea.

 

[squicken]

NBC just made it official with Underwood, fwiw

edt: Woody says no SB bid for MIA

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/nfl--j...-winning-bid-for-super-bowl-l--190037463.html

 

[Colasante]

Edelman re-injured his foot, will miss OTAs. I for one am sure letting Welker go was a great idea.

At least Amendola has made it through the offseason healthy, so far.

 

[Fox318]

NBC just made it official with Underwood, fwiw

edt: Woody says no SB bid for MIA

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/nfl--j...-winning-bid-for-super-bowl-l--190037463.html

After this year people will only want cold weather super bowls.

Green Bay, Chicago, and Pittsburgh Super Bowl is coming.

 

[darkside31337]

They should just have the SB in NY every year this way its easier for me to pretend the Jets are playing in it.

 

[Fox318]

They should just have the SB in NY every year this way its easier for me to pretend the Jets are playing in it.

They will this year.

Home Field Advantage.

 

[Milchjon]

Germany? We were just talking about Heino in another thread. ;P

Wait, he's known internationally?
He's playing poker on TV right this second. He brought sunglasses for everyone.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

NBC just made it official with Underwood, fwiw

edt: Woody says no SB bid for MIA

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/nfl--j...-winning-bid-for-super-bowl-l--190037463.html

La reine est mort, vive la reine!

Indeed. In America we call that an "impressively irresistible display of confidence."

I'd also like to add that it helps to cross your legs so that your pink socks (preferably fairly high socks) are clearly visible.

Showing the socks is a clear sign of dominance and earns you a lot of respect. It is know.

At least Amendola has made it through the offseason healthy, so far.

I want my Wes back

Edelman re-injured his foot, will miss OTAs. I for one am sure letting Welker go was a great idea.

So happy we re-signed the vagina grabber. Dumb, fragile bastard.

 

[Dragon]

LeAnn Rimes face is nightmare fuel. Holy shit. And Underwood is hot even if she's had a ton of work done.

 

[Grover Cleveland]

After this year people will only want cold weather super bowls.

Green Bay, Chicago, and Pittsburgh Super Bowl is coming.

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

edt: Woody says no SB bid for MIA

Good. Let Ross the cheapskate reap what he's sown.

Edelman re-injured his foot, will miss OTAs. I for one am sure letting Welker go was a great idea.

I know I don't always see eye to eye with you Pats fans but this is one time when I can definitely say that we're in agreement.

 

[Fox318]

Good. Let Ross the cheapskate reap what he's sown.

They should blame the Marlins for completely corrupting the market. No need for the public to sponsor those renovations.

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

They should blame the Marlins for completely corrupting the market. No need for the public to sponsor those renovations.

Definitely, but Ross has the money to do it himself if he really wants to.

 

[Fox318]

Definitely, but Ross has the money to do it himself if he really wants to.

I'm 100% with you on that.

Florida should take the renovation money and fix their voting failures.

 

[cdyhybrid]

Seattle Super Bowl.

 

[Lee Chaolan]

Wait, he's known internationally?
He's playing poker on TV right this second. He brought sunglasses for everyone.

I used to go to Anime conventions in Baltimore, called Otakon. They'd have late night events called Anime Hell, with weird stuff from around the globe, and for some reason they always showed Good ol' Heino there. haha.

 

[yankeehater]

Seattle Super Bowl.

Yes they will win the SB this year.

 

[Fox318]

I used to go to Anime conventions in Baltimore, called Otakon. They'd have late night events called Anime Hell, with weird stuff from around the globe, and for some reason they always showed Good ol' Heino there. haha.

Otakon is cool but when I was there I think I was the only person who knew what soap was.