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[FrenchMovieTheme]

I'm gonna post something that may disturb and shock some of you. And may arouse others

Spoiler

FMT

.

Pictured: Jim Harbaugh running a high school football camp wearing his trademark khakis and Michigan hat.



And nothing else

Is it dangerous if an erections lasts longer than 72 hours

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Catching up on AoS and Cap 2 makes me realize how lame Hydra is.

They have superior numbers, the element of surprise, and alien artifacts out the ass and still get beat down by the remnants of Shield.

/nerdpost

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Well it's not a world cup final so you'll probably plow through us like Big Ben and some drunk fat chick.

With Robben I would have said yes. But now we have Quincy Promes starting in his place, and old man Sneijder is also warming the bench tonight.

I believe that we might lose.

 

[chuckddd]

Catching up on AoS and Cap 2 makes me realize how lame Hydra is.

They have superior numbers, the element of surprise, and alien artifacts out the ass and still get beat down by the remnants of Shield.

/nerdpost

I'd let her beat me down, too!

 

[Spinluck]

Black. Sugar and cream are for pussies.

Black coffee is worst than rice and ketchup.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Black coffee is worst than rice and ketchup.

Only if you're a little bitch.

 

[chuckddd]

 

[bionic77]

Is it dangerous if an erections lasts longer than 72 hours

Why so long?

You are married.

Seduce your wife, turn off the lights, flip her around and imagine it is Harbaugh.

If erection persists more than 4 hours after debauchery then call your physician.

 

[WanderingWind]

Only if you're a little bitch.

Finally, we agree on something.

 

[Draxal]

With Robben I would have said yes. But now we have Quincy Promes starting in his place, and old man Sneijder is also warming the bench tonight.

I believe that we might lose.

Only way you lose if Blatter snipes your entire starting side and calls 10 red cards on your team.

 

[BigAT]

Why so long?

You are married.

Seduce your wife, turn off the lights, flip her around and imagine it is Harbaugh.

If erection persists more than 4 hours after debauchery then call your physician.

But Harbaugh is so pale he glows in the dark, can't simulate that with the wife.

Also, you really think FMT is the top in this scenario? Come on.

 

[cajunator]

black coffee is the best. I said it so its true.

 

[Draxal]

black coffee is the best. I said it so its true.

Are you getting the Fire Emblem nendos?

 

[Spinluck]

Only if you're a little bitch.

I bet I'm a bigger bitch than you motherfucker.

 

[sf2fanatic]

:jnc this page.

 

[cajunator]

Are you getting the Fire Emblem nendos?

no

 

[Dutch Gronk]

I bet I'm a bigger bitch than you motherfucker.

I'm a Gronksized Bitch motherfucker. You got nothing on me.

 

[cdyhybrid]

Black coffee is worst than rice and ketchup.

Only if you're a little bitch.

This is why you're my boy, Dutch. I'm sitting in my Vegas hotel room drinking a 25oz Mango-rita and some black coffee.

 

[ampere]

Is it dangerous if an erections lasts longer than 72 hours

It's dangerous to have an Alex Smith and Harbs avatar for years after they've been together

 

[Bread]

Black coffee is worst than rice and ketchup.

god you suck

 

[chuckddd]

Suck it, Dutch. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

 

[Alligatorjandro]

This is why you're my boy, Dutch. I'm sitting in my Vegas hotel room drinking a 25oz Mango-rita and some black coffee.

Gross

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Is it dangerous if an erections lasts longer than 72 hours

I'll go to the baseball thread and ask rando for you

 

[Bread]

the new nba gaf is probably the worst community in gaf history

worse than gatagaf

 

[bionic77]

But Harbaugh is so pale he glows in the dark, can't simulate that with the wife.

Also, you really think FMT is the top in this scenario? Come on.

We don't know anything about FMTs wife.

He never talks about her. He just talks about the latest hot slut in tv and movies and his desire for them to defecate on him.

You are right about him being on top. No realistic fantasy involving Harbaugh would have the participant with any level of control. In FMTs mind he probably carries his golf bag, shines his shoes, and then gets him off in between meetings under his desk. He basically want to be Alex Smith when he played for the Niners...

 

[cdyhybrid]

Gross

You're gross.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

the new nba gaf is probably the worst community in gaf history

worse than gatagaf

Gatagaf?

 

[8 X 11 Printer Paper]

Gatagaf?

It involves belly-rubs and bandwagoning, not the sorta thing your into.

 

[Himynameischris]

Somebody in the anime thread pointed out that today would have been Hito's birthday.

Remember to pour one out.

RIP Hito

 

[Alligatorjandro]

It involves belly-rubs and bandwagoning, not the sorta thing your into.

Who goes around rubbing bellies?

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

It's dangerous to have an Alex Smith and Harbs avatar for years after they've been together

In my fantasy they will always be together!

We don't know anything about FMTs wife.

He never talks about her. He just talks about the latest hot slut in tv and movies and his desire for them to defecate on him.

You are right about him being on top. No realistic fantasy involving Harbaugh would have the participant with any level of control. In FMTs mind he probably carries his golf bag, shines his shoes, and then gets him off in between meetings under his desk. He basically want to be Alex Smith when he played for the Niners...

All true!

 

[Fox318]

the new nba gaf is probably the worst community in gaf history

worse than gatagaf

Well they did ban an entire community

 

[zychi]

Not even a page by lunch time. Fellas slacking off on Friday.

 

[XiaNaphryz]

the new nba gaf is probably the worst community in gaf history

worse than gatagaf

The regular season threads were pretty dead actually. Playoff time for any sport often brings out the trolls, especially when the threads end up in the OT. NBA is just that much more apparent with the old core group gone.

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Yeah I don't associate with the NBA threads on GAF anymore.

Too many new cats acting outta pocket

 

[chuckddd]

Bah! This referee

Spoiler

and every US defender

has clearly take a bribe!

 

[jakncoke]

the new nba gaf is probably the worst community in gaf history

worse than gatagaf

How could it get worse then what it was like when they were doing 20k post monthly threads.

 

[Butts-a-plenty]

Hello friends.

 

[Malalaw]

Hello friends.

Hey pal

 

[BigAT]

Hello friends.

Congratulations on this alt lasting longer than your others despite being equally as stupid.

 

[Dega]

Hey pal

Hey friend.

 

[Bread]

How could it get worse then what it was like when they were doing 20k post monthly threads.

nbagaf was great when they were doing 20k monthly...

 

[Malalaw]

Hey friend.

Hey bud

 

[Coldnoodle]

Eeny

 

[chuckddd]

Looks like some of those bribes got to the Dutch defenders, too.

e -

Suck it, Dutch!

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Dutch bro.

Your defense is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bad

Van Gaal Da Gawd would have them playing better than this

 

[ActStriker]

sorry Dutch bro

 

[Kastrioti]

Too many new cats acting outta pocket

Kind of like Cam Newton when the pocket collapses and he panics.

 

[WesternHeretic]

I'm sure FMT's wife is a lovely lady. After all she married him.

 

[Bowser]

Kind of like Cam Newton when the pocket collapses and he panics.

Cam with a collapsing pocket:

Fatford with no one around him: