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[gutshot]

I'm not even going to start bitching about Eagles cuts until they cut Josey.

He's most likely gone. McCoy, Sproles, Polk, Barner (who will be our primary KR/PR) is the way I see it.

 

[Himynameischris]

Any cuts from the dolphins? I have my expectations but I'm wondering how many WRs/RBs they'll keep.

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

From what. Dutch people? I stand no chance.

I won't go down without a fight!

 

[BigAT]

 

[yankeehater]

I'm not even going to start bitching about Eagles cuts until they cut Josey.

No way would they fuck that up that badly. He is a great story and has looked fantastic this preseason. They have to find a spot for him. The real anger is going to be when they keep Henery. Even the #trustinchip crowd will go nuts at that move.

 

[jakncoke]

I have another one for you guys!

The Landshark

Spoiler

The woman braces herself facing a wall, naked, hands against the wall, legs spread, bent over so that her ass is lusciously jutting out. (hint: She might want to wear a biking helmet and some rollerblading wrist guards to avoid serious injury.) Next, the guy also naked as well as stiff cocked, walks to the opposite end of the room, places his palms together and raises them above his head, (thus imitating the dorsal fin of a shark) and begins chanting the theme to Jaws. When given some predetermined signal, the guy sprints toward the girl at full speed with his pelvis-out, fin protruding, and rams her dead square in the ass."

Urban Dictionary is fantastic.


And people are sick perverted creatures.

Urban dictionary is full of all kinds of lolz

 

[AbortedWalrusFetus]

He's most likely gone. McCoy, Sproles, Polk, Barner (who will be our primary KR/PR) is the way I see it.

I think it would be dumb to take Polk at this point. If McCoy goes down the only player who can fill the role he plays is Josey. Polk never stunned me anyway. I am thinking McCoy, Sproles, Tucker/Barner, Josey.

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

hahahahahahaha

 

[jakncoke]

lol panthers OL

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Someone go on reddit and tell him fuck you

 

[Himynameischris]

Sending this to my cousin lol

 

[The Artful Dodger]

Both guys sucks hopefully for you guys Schuab will be more of a coach since that is all he is going to do.

Agreed. Hope he's a film nut

 

[Colasante]

Eli knows.

 

[MechDX]

We cut Labhart! No!

 

[Crisco]

lol panthers OL

Look, to be fair ....... fuck.

 

[bionic77]

lol panthers OL

Is that real?

If that is real Eli just became my favorite player in the league.

 

[Wynnebeck]

lol panthers OL

:jnc I guess when you're desperate to make the team, you'll block anything moving.

 

[theprodigy]

lol panthers OL

pulling a Gata over here

 

[gutshot]

I think it would be dumb to take Polk at this point. If McCoy goes down the only player who can fill the role he plays is Josey. Polk never stunned me anyway. I am thinking McCoy, Sproles, Tucker/Barner, Josey.

I like that Polk is more physical than Shady and Sproles. I think we need that type of back to complement those two guys.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

pulling a Gata over here

Who are you

 

[MechDX]

lol panthers OL

I just woke up so it took me a minute. But damn.

 

[Crisco]

Peyton only wishes he could throw a duck that pure.

 

[Himynameischris]

Seems like sprint will be selling sonys next phone, I'll buy that new sharp phone for now and wait it out for the Z3.

 

[jakncoke]

Peyton only wishes he could throw a duck that pure.

Its like that ball hit 4 updrafts. Epic duck is duck

 

[jbug617]

Law Firm getting cut.
https://twitter.com/JasonLaCanfora/status/505417436393644032

 

[Colasante]

Bengals have released RB BenJarvus Green-Ellis. I have no doubt that he'll be signing with the Patriots tomorrow. Welcome back, Law Firm!

 

[eznark]

Peyton only wishes he could throw a duck that pure.

holy fuck

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Bengals have released RB BenJarvus Green-Ellis. I have no doubt that he'll be signing with the Patriots tomorrow. Welcome back, Law Firm!

Cut Bolden and pick him up? I'd be OK with that.

 

[The Artful Dodger]

Peyton only wishes he could throw a duck that pure.

That throwing motion....it looks like he went to Tebow passing camp.

 

[Futurevoid]

lol panthers OL

:jnc ouch.

 

[Coldnoodle]

Law Firm getting cut.
https://twitter.com/JasonLaCanfora/status/505417436393644032

 

[MechDX]

Ok fuckers tell your teams to start cutting some decent players!

 

[gutshot]

Adam Caplan @caplannfl
#Eagles are planning to waive UDFA RB Henry Josey, source said.

Start bitching, Walrus.

 

[eznark]

Ok fuckers tell your teams to start cutting some decent players!

Whichever of Tolzien/Flynn gets cut I assume the Texans will immediately sign them. They need to have one real live NFL QB don't they?

 

[Bowser]

lol panthers OL

Looks like a great block to me. It's not like Bell can do anything about his own teammate turning on him.

edit: http://www.gfycat.com/TastyShyDarwinsfox

gif of the play; basically both Bell and Silatolu got flat beat and turned into each other looking for their man :|

 

[Bread]

Who are you

your reputation has spread across all of gaf, embrace it little one.

 

[AbortedWalrusFetus]

Start bitching, Walrus.

Stupid. He's a mini McCoy. You are welcome all other teams that need RBs.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

your reputation has spread across all of gaf, embrace it little one.

Your brain is little

 

[AbortedWalrusFetus]

If Barner makes the team it is straight up bullshit. If you want power backs to back up McCoy and Sproles, Tucker has to make it over Barner.

 

[gutshot]

Stupid. He's a mini McCoy. You are welcome all other teams that need RBs.

He's a nice little player, but I really don't get the fascination with him. The NFL is filled with RBs who can tear it up in preseason but can't hack it when the games count. His numbers are also inflated by playing behind what is an amazing backup Oline in a RB friendly system.

Case in point: Damaris Johnson led the team in YPC this preseason. Damaris freakin' Johnson.

 

[Bread]

Your brain is little

Your comeback game might be even more stunted than your growth

 

[chicagocubsfan]

With every new NFL season, there's an opportunity for some team to come out of nowhere and shock the world, a team that few have expectations for, a talented team that looks like it lacks something, a team that not only makes the playoffs but keeps moving on deep into January and possibly beyond. For me, the Chicago Bears are that team.

http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2014/8/...tions-playoff-contender-super-bowl-prediction

 

[AbortedWalrusFetus]

He's a nice little player, but I really don't get the fascination with him. The NFL is filled with RBs who can tear it up in preseason but can't hack it when the games count. His numbers are also inflated by playing behind what is an amazing backup Oline in a RB friendly system.

Case in point: Damaris Johnson led the team in YPC this preseason. Damaris freakin' Johnson.

Johnson didn't run for 1166 yards and 16 tds in college AFTER coming off major knee reconstruction.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Your comeback game might be even more stunted than your growth

Where's Hernandez when you need him

 

[The Artful Dodger]

Your brain is little

I wonder what percentage of your 40 posts per day are lame comebacks like this...

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

Jared Odrick: Big man, small car

:jnc

 

[eznark]

http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2014/8/...tions-playoff-contender-super-bowl-prediction

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Jacksonville-Jaguars-will-win-Super-Bowl-in-2014/493904000144

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I wonder what percentage of your 40 posts per day are lame comebacks like this...

You sure care about how much I post.

 

[Matrix]

We cut Labhart! No!

 

[gutshot]

Johnson didn't run for 1166 yards and 16 tds in college AFTER coming off major knee reconstruction.

Just about everybody on an NFL roster was a star in college. That doesn't mean much.