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[Tom Penny]

Dolphins record predictions sound about right to me.

The Steelers floor randomly uses a tie 6-9-1. They must be using analytics.

 

[Bowser]

Money well spent on Gronkowski and Hernandez.

ESPN has their team by team breakdowns with final records up:

http://espn.go.com/espn/feature/sto...nalysis-game-game-predictions-more-every-team

Have Texans going 8-8/9-7. One game prediction I found odd was from their Advanced
Football Analytics, has us losing to the Giants 34-7 while every other game is close.

EDIT: NFL.com has the floor/ceiling predictions for the AFC up:

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap30...s-among-afc-teams-whose-ceilings-are-sky-high

I pretty much agree with the results, if not the scores, of the Panthers preview, except I think we end up sweeping the Falcons and going 9-7. The question is if that will be enough for a WC in the deep NFC. My inclination is that it won't be.

 

[JABEE]

Speaking of Joe Banner, he recently joined Twitter. He's a surprisingly interesting follow.

https://twitter.com/JoeBanner13

This is pretty interesting. He replies to someone and says the barbs about Howie Roseman weren't coming from him.

Joe Banner @JoeBanner13
@PhillyBoyInTN If you believe that came from me, you are very very mistaken.

https://twitter.com/JoeBanner13/status/504446727135698944

He was also talking about the 49ers line situation.

 

[Bread]

Money well spent on Gronkowski and Hernandez

I will hurt you

 

[MechDX]

I pretty much agree with the results, if not the scores, of the Panthers preview, except I think we end up sweeping the Falcons and going 9-7. The question is if that will be enough for a WC in the deep NFC. My inclination is that it won't be.

You probably don't want to look at this:

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on...ew-wholl-be-the-best-worst-here-are-our-picks

4 of 7 have the Panthers as the free fall team.

I will hurt you

While wearing your Hernandez jersey?

 

[Talon]

I pretty much agree with the results, if not the scores, of the Panthers preview, except I think we end up sweeping the Falcons and going 9-7. The question is if that will be enough for a WC in the deep NFC. My inclination is that it won't be.

Duly noted.

 

[JABEE]

The looks of a handsome, young Nick Cage. The arm of Dan Marino. The calmness of a Joe Montana. It is a Savage Future!

Savage is trying to steal Stafford's thunder.

 

[Bowser]

You probably don't want to look at this:

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on...ew-wholl-be-the-best-worst-here-are-our-picks

4 of 7 have the Panthers as the free fall team.




While wearing your Hernandez jersey?

Already seen it. Floor for this team is 7-8 wins. Cam and the front 7 are too good to actually free fall to 5 wins or less.

 

[Bowser]

Duly noted.

We ain't scurred

I think Cam is like a bounce or two away from being 5-1 against the Failcons in his career

 

[Bread]

Zvonimir where are you

 

[MechDX]

Already seen it. Floor for this team is 7-8 wins. Cam and the front 7 are too good to actually free fall to 5 wins or less.

Prisco is an idiot. Has us not winning a single game until week 13 vs the Titans.

Even if we are complete shit we have a soft damn schedule including the Raiders in Week 2 and Bills in Week 4

 

[Talon]

Already seen it. Floor for this team is 7-8 wins. Cam and the front 7 are too good to actually free fall to 5 wins or less.

Bad o-lines destroy all hopes and dreams.

 

[Bowser]

Bad o-lines destroy all hopes and dreams.

O-Line isn't really all that bad. I'm more concerned about RT than LT honestly. The interior of our line is actually pretty damn good with Silatolu/Kalil/Turner IMO.

 

[Kave_Man]

Screw you guys.

 

[Squall ASF]

Looks like we signed Tommy Kelly to a 1 year deal, hopefully he can actually contribute. I think a couple of you guys said he is good when motivated?

 

[Kastrioti]

Staffords forearms are bigger than Kaepernicks head.

This is the third SI cover he's been on BTW.

 

[Konka]

Staffords forearms are bigger than Kaepernicks head.

This is the third SI cover he's been on BTW.

When Matt Stafford is on the cover he's not just on the cover he's ooon the cover

 

[Himynameischris]

Dolphins record predictions sound about right to me.

Where does it have us? Can't see while at work

 

[bionic77]

Staffords forearms are bigger than Kaepernicks head.

This is the third SI cover he's been on BTW.

I always thought cutler had a big head but it looks tiny next to Staffords giant head.

 

[MechDX]

Where does it have us? Can't see while at work

4-12/11-5

Floor/Ceiling

MIAMI DOLPHINS

Ceiling: 11-5. Everything goes right. Ryan Tannehill plays with the poise of Matt Ryan, receiver Mike Wallace posts 1,150 yards at a 20-yards-per-catch clip, and Lamar Miller and Knowshon Moreno combine for 1,750 yards on the ground. Meanwhile, the front seven succeeds in shutting down the backs that loom on Miami's schedule, including the Chiefs' Jamaal Charles, the Packers' Eddie Lacy, the Bears' Matt Forte and the Jets' Chris Johnson (twice).

Floor: 4-12. Coach Joe Philbin loses the team as it sinks to the bottom of the AFC East. Tannehill's new offensive line fares almost as poorly as last year's edition, allowing him to be sacked 50-plus times again. Wallace can't catch a whiff, while Moreno reverts to 2011 form. Meanwhile, safety Reshad Jones' four-game suspension puts the secondary behind the eight ball early, and Miami drops close games to start the season 0-4.

Got your back BFF

 

[Himynameischris]

4-12/11-5

Floor/Ceiling

Seems fair, gracias senor

Edit: I knew my BFF wouldn't let me down!

 

[Talon]

Staffords forearms are bigger than Kaepernicks head.

This is the third SI cover he's been on BTW.

You'd think he wouldn't have to jerk off so much seeing as he's married.

 

[Crisco]

Again, it's all on JStew for the Panthers. A healthy season from him can hide a lot problems along the offensive line. I'd go as far to say we're a lock for the playoffs if he makes it through 16 games. If he goes down early though, all bets are off, anywhere from 6 to 10 wins wouldn't surprise me.

 

[MechDX]

According to @RosenhausSports, Jurrell Casey has signed a four-year, $36 million extension with Titans with $20.5 million guaranteed.

Thumbtack news. Anyone care?

 

[Colasante]

According to @RosenhausSports, Jurrell Casey has signed a four-year, $36 million extension with Titans with $20.5 million guaranteed.

Thumbtack news. Anyone care?

He's good. Good for him. Excited to see him in Ray Horton's system this season.

 

[cashman]

I'm guessing Romo and Foles.

Foles had the best year and the Cowboys have a ton of bandwagoners that will buy magazines.

All aboard the 8-8 bandwagon!!!!!!!

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

Staffords forearms are bigger than Kaepernicks head.

This is the third SI cover he's been on BTW.

Sounds like you have kap envy, you always bring him up! I guess you are playoff starved so it makes sense you would like a qb who is a proven playoff winner unlike stafford

 

[Crisco]

http://blackandbluereview.com/cam-newton-no-doubt-in-my-mind/

Question: So you aren’t going to change your sliding style?

Newton: I guess we will all just have to stay tuned and see.

 

[Farooq]

All aboard the 8-8 bandwagon!!!!!!!

Dallas will be the first team in history to go 8-8 for 4 straight seasons! Best bandwagon ever.

 

[cdyhybrid]

All aboard the 8-8 bandwagon!!!!!!!

I never said they were smart bandwagoners.

 

[johnbone]

Hey guys, what's going on?

Everyone ready for the Jacksonville-Seattle Super Bowl this year!?

Spoiler

(;

 

[Dragon]

Let Mech talk shit, the Pats didn't finish 2-14 in the worst division in football last year. The Pats don't have Fitzmagic as QB.

 

[Bread]

hey mech, supposedly there's a way to share games on the xbone if we sign into each others accounts on our xboxs.

would you like to do this and split madden?

 

[DUFFMCWALIN]

All of which are paragons of smart and effective drug policy!

Better than the shit hole policies that the NFL uses. If the MLB have a better drug policy you know you've fucked up.

 

[Grover Cleveland]

The Joe Webb Experience might be put on hold

Derek Anderson @DAnderson314 · 18m
Baby A has arrived! 7.6lbs 20.5lg thank you for all the text, calls, support. Mom is doing great! She champed it!#wordswin@Panthers


Kave, the prodigal son to lead Cleve out of darkness in twenty five years is born!

 

[Barack Lesnar]

https://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-...fficially-suspended-for-a-year-170210807.html

The league's marijuana policy has come under criticism lately, especially after Baltimore's Ray Rice was suspended just two games for a domestic violence incident. Gordon had argued that the positive test was a result of second-hand smoke. He also planned to cite testing irregularities, because the A sample was below the threshold for a positive test, but the B sample was barely over. The B sample was tested first.

I'm gonna sound like a broken record since I've mentioned this a few times before but what a complete fucking joke this entire Gordon situation is. So one of the samples wasn't even over the limit? And the other was "barely" over and would be under the threshold for the other major sports leagues, and even the federal government. This is a damned travesty. The entire Cleveland Browns season is basically fucked over some garbage like this. Gordon was 75% of that offense.

 

[BigAT]

https://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-...fficially-suspended-for-a-year-170210807.html

I'm gonna sound like a broken record since I've mentioned this a few times before but what a complete fucking joke this entire Gordon situation is. So one of the samples wasn't even over the limit? And the other was "barely" over and would be under the threshold for the other major sports leagues, and even the federal government. This is a damned travesty. The entire Cleveland Browns season is basically fucked over some garbage like this. Gordon was 75% of that offense.

Yeah, Cleveland's season is fucked now. They won't be able to match the historic 4-12 record they accomplished last year with Gordon. Truly a travesty.

 

[Buckethead]

Wait Nagler got fired from Bleacher Report?

 

[jakncoke]

Ye even with Gordon the high for Browns that they could of hoped for is 5/6 wins.

 

[The Artful Dodger]

I will befriend any White Person on this thread in order to meet their Latino Pal Quota.


Other Minorities are welcome too.

 

[jakncoke]

Wait Nagler got fired from Bleacher Report?

What do you have to do to get fired or hell even hired there? It seems like they let anyone write. Oh hey you claim to wrote a essay in HS. Hired for 10 dollars a article every wednesday and saturday!

 

[johnbone]

I will befriend any White Person on this thread in order to meet their Latino Pal Quota.


Other Minorities are welcome too.

Wow, that's pretty shocking to me! We humans still have that herd mentality I guess...

 

[Grover Cleveland]

I will befriend any White Person on this thread in order to meet their Latino Pal Quota.


Other Minorities are welcome too.

To be fair, white people outnumber black folk in this country almost 6:1.

You're just bound to run into more white people than any other race.

 

[JABEE]

Wow, that's pretty shocking to me! We humans still have that herd mentality I guess...

This is exactly how it was like at lunch in high school and that was like 4 years ago. It's really strange. There were some black kids who would sit with white kids, but I always found it weird how there always seemed to be something that made certain races of people sit with other races of people.

It's the kind of thing you don't really notice until you're out of it. Or you may notice it, but it's just the routine.

 

[Bread]

I've got plenty of black friends, that's why I was named Honorary Black Man by the Reverend Jesse James.

 

[BaltimoreLarry]

To be fair, white people outnumber black folk in this country almost 6:1.

I was gonna note this. In Baltimore, my circle of friends were very different than the friends I made in Santa Cruz. Mostly because there was only like one black guy in Santa Cruz, and it was HarSon.

 

[The Artful Dodger]

Wow, that's pretty shocking to me! We humans still have that herd mentality I guess...

To be fair, white people outnumber black folk in this country almost 6:1.

I'm not criticizing. I'm just offering a service.

The Minority Council in an effort to alleviate White Guilt has elected ambassadors to befriend Whites so they have at least 1 minority friend.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I've got plenty of black friends, that's why I was named Honorary Black Man by the Reverend Jesse James.

Bread please, you've never even seen a black person before.

 

[The Artful Dodger]

Bread please, you've never even seen a black person before.

Funny I would've thought the same thing about you.

 

[MechDX]

hey mech, supposedly there's a way to share games on the xbone if we sign into each others accounts on our xboxs.

would you like to do this and split madden?

Don't play Madden. Haven't played a game in over a month actually