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NFL Preseason/Training Camp 2014 |OT| - This is our year!

jakncoke

Banned
I just saw that one.

You can't really see if that is Jerry in the pic. You also can't really tell what is going on other than her pants appear to be in the off position.

Being old and rich must be fucking amazing. Being one of those poor girls that has to fuck the old dudes is probably horrible.

She was probably pissing, but Jerry Jones + sex + cocaine and probably a Cowboy from the early 90s were involved! Also I bet those poor girls were rich girls after that night, these rich old fucks pay good looking high class escorts several grand for an evening! Honda Civic coming their way.
 

jakncoke

Banned
what the hell is going on?
I would rather see anime than Jerry being a creeper

Yeah im sure you would rather Mech come back from the store and start posting all that weirdo anime! No u! Go sit in the corner and repent cajun! Karma going to get your Drew Brees!
 

bionic77

Member
Jerruh was doing coke out of strippers assholes before those girls were born. Dude's a champ.
It might be because I am not 100 years old or ugly but the idea of paying a girl for sex seems gross to me. Not as gross as sharing a hooker Gata style but still not something I ever want to do.

Some of the pleasure of sex comes from the fact that the girl or dude or pillow (looking out for your GAF) wants you too.

Disclaimer: My opinions on this subject may change when I am 90 and can't get anyone under 70 to look at my penis without paying them.
 

Bread

Banned
If you're extremely rich, I'm sure you get some weird satisfaction that your disposable income will get hot girls to fuck you whenever you want.
 

Konka

Banned
It might be because I am not 100 years old or ugly but the idea of paying a girl for sex seems gross to me. Not as gross as sharing a hooker Gata style but still not something I ever want to do.

Some of the pleasure of sex comes from the fact that the girl or dude or pillow (looking out for your GAF) wants you too.

Disclaimer: My opinions on this subject may change when I am 90 and can't get anyone under 70 to look at my penis without paying them.

Just like I thought they were in the same spot
In need of some desperate help
The Nate Dogg and the G child were in need of something else
One of them dames was sexy as hell I said, "Ooh I like your style"

She said, "My car's broke down and you seem real nice
Would you let me ride?"
I got a car full of girls and it's going real swell
The next stop is the East Side Motel
 

Greg

Member
playing tennis, about to pass out from the humidity, and then a storm slowly rolls in and brings the most amazing breeze onto the courts

so good
 

cdyhybrid

Member
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BigAT

Member
[Draft Pick] has lit it up in practices, even with [potentially mitigating factor that should make lighting it up improbable]. Beast in-the-making. Told me he watched tape of [All-Pro/HoFer] the most

copy/paste

Follow up tweet:

"If he can translate this to the regular season, the rest of the NFL is going to be put on notice."
 

ShaneB

Member
Couple chapters into Take Your Eye Off The Ball and already have learned a few new interesting things. Enjoying it!
 

eznark

Banned
Weird that hiring a bunch of freelances to write long form garbage all day was a massive failure.

Who could've seen that coming?
 

jmdajr

Member
The legendary former Texas quarterback who played for the NFL's Tennessee Titans filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy in January 2014. He allegedly spent $5,000 a week at the Cheesecake Factory during his rookie season and once spent $6,000 on a single meal at T.G.I. Friday's in Nashville, according to Outkick the Coverage.

“If you wanted to write a manual about how to go into bankruptcy, Vince’s story would be it,” said Ed Butowsky, a Dallas financial adviser. “It’s a classic example of all the things that can go wrong.”


$6000 at T.G.I??? Lol! How in the F!?
 

Fox318

Member
$5,000 a week at cheesecake factory?

With their portion sizes $5,000 could last most people 10 years.

Somebody should tell these guys not to bankroll a posse.
 

jakncoke

Banned
$5,000 a week at cheesecake factory?

With their portion sizes $5,000 could last most people 10 years.

Somebody should tell these guys not to bankroll a posse.

Dont forget ridiculous sodium numbers. I dont even know how a regular meal can get 2000+ mg of sodium it it.
 
Couple chapters into Take Your Eye Off The Ball and already have learned a few new interesting things. Enjoying it!
One nice piece of advice he gives is to start paying attention to the personnel groups teams are using and write them down as the game goes along. Then see what type of adjustments are made after the half. The book sort of focuses on line play but you can expand that to wide receiver sets, etc. and get a good glance of how teams work their offense in a game.
 
My brother-in-law just posted pictures from Patriots training camp today (a joint deal with the Redskins apparently) on Facebook.

There is one picture of a bunch of fans and tons of them are wearing Pats jerseys... Brady, Brady, Brady, Gronkowski, Brady, Brady... It's as if Satan himself divided up his body and became a sea of humans.

I think I'm going to be physically ill.
 

Draxal

Member
My brother-in-law just posted pictures from Patriots training camp today (a joint deal with the Redskins apparently) on Facebook.

There is one picture of a bunch of fans and tons of them are wearing Pats jerseys... Brady, Brady, Brady, Gronkowski, Brady, Brady... It's as if Satan himself divided up his body and became a sea of humans.

I think I'm going to be physically ill.

Did he buy the Pats/Redskins practice commemorative t-shirt?
 
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