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[Sanjuro]

When do the Patriots play.

September 7th against the Dolphins.

 

[cajunator]

That's what you get for getting a communist gun. Fuckin communist.

I shot an automatic communist machine gun before. It felt rather....free.

 

[Dragon]

That's what you get for getting a communist gun. Fuckin communist.

I am sure every person in history that has fired an AK-47 has been a communist. Pls.

 

[dionysus]

Communists make good guns that will fire really shitty cheap ammo through them like champs. Also, since Red Dawn tells the prophetic tale of the inevitable end of the US, it will be good to have communists guns so me and some high school cheerleaders can steal the invaders ammo and use it against them.

 

[cajunator]

Communists make good guns that will fire really shitty cheap ammo through them like champs. Also, since Red Dawn tells the prophetic tale of the inevitable end of the US, it will be good to have communists guns so me and some high school cheerleaders can steal the invaders ammo and use it against them.

yeah tolerances are VERY loose which means the gun will fire underwater and in a lot of mud and junk. AR15 has a pretty tight tolerance compared to say an AK47. Still there was ammo that wouldnt fit in my old CZ527 that will fit in an Ar15.

 

[gutshot]

I stumbled upon this old article of the NFL's 50 Most Brutal Hits. I don't know what their metrics are, but there are gifs and videos, and everybody likes a good hit. My favorite, Bart Scott crushing Ben Roethlisberger.

50 Most Brutal Hits in NFL History

Was going to say this list was a fail when it looked like Sheldon Brown destroying Reggie Bush wasn't going to make the cut. Then I got to number 1.

Also not surprised B-Dawk made the list twice. He probably should have made it a third time for this.

 

[Vyroxis]

Communists make good guns that will fire really shitty cheap ammo through them like champs.

Say what you will about communist Russia, they built some damn fine rifles. Their durability and reliability isn't easy to beat.

 

[ActStriker]

When do the Patriots play.

Tomorrow night

Also:

How Dan Snyder Bought Off the D.C. Media

 

[The Artful Dodger]

I stumbled upon this old article of the NFL's 50 Most Brutal Hits. I don't know what their metrics are, but there are gifs and videos, and everybody likes a good hit. My favorite, Bart Scott crushing Ben Roethlisberger.

50 Most Brutal Hits in NFL History

Jack Tatum is the reason the NFL is soft today. He came down the middle of the field knocking heads off and not giving a single fuck. They didn't call him The "Assassin" for nothing.

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

FMT how do feel about possibly sharing a stadium with the raiders?

Fine with me! No need to further burden taxpayers with another new stadium

 

[Goro Majima]

yeah tolerances are VERY loose which means the gun will fire underwater and in a lot of mud and junk. AR15 has a pretty tight tolerance compared to say an AK47. Still there was ammo that wouldnt fit in my old CZ527 that will fit in an Ar15.

I'm not a huge gun person but is it possible to get a Russian made AK? I feel like the vast majority of the market is Bulgarian, Romanian, or Chinese (Norinco).

My favorite gun to shoot is one of those old bolt action MAS-36 French rifles. Ammo is expensive though.

 

[Bread]

40 nugz at McDonald's is her favorite drunken food, duh

Wtf I thought you were joking

 

[cdyhybrid]

This is my favorite gun to shoot:

 

[Greg]

Wtf I thought you were joking

 

[Bread]

 

[Tenumi]

+1 for the Eagles going back to their old uniforms.

Midnight green still looks like an excuse to sell new jerseys to me.

Same with Tampa, should go back to all creamsicle, all the time.

Although I'm an old who cares about things like history and tradition in my sports unlike most of you heathens. Especially Pats fans.

I... I can't believe I'm agreeing with you.

But yeah, Tampa especially, I absolutely dislike what they have done with their uniforms now. So sad.

 

[Colasante]

Bad news, #Patriots fans. While I don’t have specifics, I’m told the outlook on DT Sealver Siliga’s hand injury is “not good.” Hurts depth

Damn. I was really hoping he'd step up and spell Wilfork this season. Hopefully he only misses a couple weeks and it's not a season ender.

 

[Goro Majima]

I... I can't believe I'm agreeing with you.

But yeah, Tampa especially, I absolutely dislike what they have done with their uniforms now. So sad.

Don't know why you can't believe it when everything I say should be agreed with!

 

[msdstc]

Damn. I was really hoping he'd step up and spell Wilfork this season. Hopefully he only misses a couple weeks and it's not a season ender.

meh he mostly sucks.

 

[Buckethead]

I have been watching the fuck out of Mind of a Chef lately.

I need more of it in my veins.

I will deliver all OPs in the form of Instagram food pictures this year.

 

[cajunator]

I stumbled upon this old article of the NFL's 50 Most Brutal Hits. I don't know what their metrics are, but there are gifs and videos, and everybody likes a good hit. My favorite, Bart Scott crushing Ben Roethlisberger.

50 Most Brutal Hits in NFL History

I liked that one game against the Vikings (we lost thougH) where Reggie was going off on them with punt returns and there was one return where two perfect decleater blocks opened him up for a TD. Such an awesome event but all the footage left of it on youtube is like 144p. Like wtf kind of resolution is that?

ok found slightly better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39GH-nzrY_I#t=141

 

[Colasante]

meh he mostly sucks.

Naw, he's Wilfork's direct backup at nose tackle. He's the only other DT on the roster capable of playing that. Tommy Kelly, Dominique Easley, and Chris Jones are more penetrating pass rushers, not run pluggers. I guess Joe Vellano might be called on to spell Wilfork now, which would be very bad.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

[Desean] Jackson lined up opposite Patriots cornerback Darrelle Revis and jogged through his route. The receiver made a cut to the inside but suddenly started hopping on his right foot and made his way to the sideline unable to put pressure on his left foot.
Jackson got checked by a trainer and then had his left foot/ankle area wrapped in ice. Jackson hobbled from the sideline to the trainers’ tent, walking slightly better, but didn’t promptly re-emerge. After roughly 10 minutes, Jackson emerged from the tent with ice removed and with his cleat back on but limped as he headed to the locker room.

RIP Washington.

 

[msdstc]

Naw, he's Wilfork's direct backup at nose tackle. He's the only other DT on the roster capable of playing that. Tommy Kelly, Dominique Easley, and Chris Jones are more penetrating pass rushers, not run pluggers. I guess Joe Vellano might be called on to spell Wilfork now, which would be very bad.

I'm really not too worried about it, it shouldn't make too much of a difference.

 

[Bread]

coffee and thai food

tis a good day

 

[cdyhybrid]

Bob Condotta @bcondotta · 3m
Seahawks WR Kevin Norwood had bone spur removed from foot. Could be back by end of camp.

Bob Condotta @bcondotta · 37s
Carroll also said QB B.J. Daniels has tweaked his groin. Carroll wants to play all 4 QBs against Denver so we'll see on that one.

 

[Futurevoid]

Jake Ballard retires from the NFL

@ProFootballTalk Jake Ballard retires from the NFL; he says he never was the same after tearing ACL in Super Bowl XLVI

 

[BigAT]

Jake Ballard retires from the NFL

I feel bad for the guy having his career cut short, he basically only had a single healthy season in the NFL. That was a brutal injury though.

At least he gets to retire with a ring.

 

[Lee Chaolan]

Yay, Football soon.

Kave, Wes, BG - You guys feeling Santonio Holmes in Orange and Brown?

 

[jakncoke]

104th most catches in Giants history

90th most receiving yards in Giants history

t-76 is receiving tds in Giants History

 

[msdstc]

Jake Ballard retires from the NFL

Not a surprise. I'm pretty sure his knee went full arthritis with his meniscus and cartilage after the injury, unfortunate, he was nothing special, but really developed into a solid player.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

http://connectv.com/vs/29491/amazing/


LaFell outgrowing his Pantherness and becoming a true Patriot.

 

[Colasante]

http://connectv.com/vs/29491/amazing/

LaFell outgrowing his Pantherness and becoming a true Patriot.

I'll never again allow myself to be excited about a wide receiver the Patriots pick up in free agency, but I'd like to see LaFell keep making plays like that. With Thompkins reverting to mortal form and Dobson ailing, someone over 6 feet needs to step up and make plays.

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

Bob Condotta @bcondotta · 3m
Seahawks WR Kevin Norwood had bone spur removed from foot. Could be back by end of camp.

Bob Condotta @bcondotta · 37s
Carroll also said QB B.J. Daniels has tweaked his groin. Carroll wants to play all 4 QBs against Denver so we'll see on that one.

Blowjob

Not long until he gets the starting job. Seachickens sb wins BBJ: 0. ABJ: 1

Ain't no coincidence!

 

[Bread]

dutch why do your countrymen love counter strike so much

is it your national sport?

 

[Tom Penny]

I'll never again allow myself to be excited about a wide receiver the Patriots pick up in free agency, but I'd like to see LaFell keep making plays like that. With Thompkins reverting to mortal form and Dobson ailing, someone over 6 feet needs to step up and make plays.

Just need redzone targets with height. Him and Gronk..and Dobson someday I guess. Edelman and Glassdola will move the chains until the redzone or their inevitable injuries. They just flat out suck in the redzone without Gronk. Their production nearly doubled when he played. Midget fade routes don't work in the redzone.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

dutch why do your countrymen love counter strike so much

is it your national sport?

Our first national sport is soccer, second sport is jumping over small rivers/moats with a large stick called Fierljeppen.

 

[BlackGhost]

Yay, Football soon.

Kave, Wes, BG - You guys feeling Santonio Holmes in Orange and Brown?

The Cleveland Plain-Dealer is hearing that the Browns are not interested in free agent WR Santonio Holmes.
Wideout-needy teams are kicking Holmes' tires, but no one is biting. It speaks volumes about the deterioration of his on-field play and reputation as a cancer in the locker room. Holmes' NFL career is in limbo at just 30 years old. Aug 6 - 8:58 AM

Besides that asked a question about it yesterday and seems the browns would only explore kicking the tires after a possible Gordon suspension, but not likely even then.

 

[Fantomex]

A great article about why Tannehill might suck or not.

http://grantland.com/features/the-question-of-ryan-tannehill/

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

 

[Dutch Gronk]

I'll never again allow myself to be excited about a wide receiver the Patriots pick up in free agency, but I'd like to see LaFell keep making plays like that. With Thompkins reverting to mortal form and Dobson ailing, someone over 6 feet needs to step up and make plays.

But the extreme hype makes the utter dissapointment so much sweeter!

 

[Elfforkusu]

Our first national sport is soccer, second sport is jumping over small rivers/moats with a large stick called Fierljeppen.

Where does biking/cycling fit into this? Or is that less a sport and more a way of life?

 

[cdyhybrid]

I assume this is some Euro shit so that is squarely aimed at Canada.

Way to go, Canada.

 

[Patriots7]

I'll never again allow myself to be excited about a wide receiver the Patriots pick up in free agency, but I'd like to see LaFell keep making plays like that. With Thompkins reverting to mortal form and Dobson ailing, someone over 6 feet needs to step up and make plays.

I read about how the Broncos' receiving corps is just awesome and I cried a bit inside.

 

[jakncoke]

*googles wtf that is*


Pshh I seen that shit in the first Tremors movie. Im by proxy a world champion at it.

 

[cdyhybrid]

I read about how the Broncos' receiving corps is just awesome and I cried a bit inside.

Shouldn't have cut Ochocinco.

 

[WesternHeretic]

Seahawks depth chart for Broncons in preseason!

http://seattletimes.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/seahawks/files/2014/08/preseason2014denver.pdf

Nothing special right? Look at ST.

Pete has to be trolling... HAS TO BE DAMMIT =(

 

[Farooq]

HE'S A WIZARD

Did you see what I did? I posted a gif of Romo doing something great, knowing full well that a gif of his game ending interception (from the same game) was easy to find and post. I set you up perfectly. You're welcome.

 

[cdyhybrid]

Seahawks depth chart for Broncons in preseason!

http://seattletimes.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/seahawks/files/2014/08/preseason2014denver.pdf

Nothing special right? Look at ST.

Pete has to be trolling... HAS TO BE DAMMIT =(

He's said that Earl has been in the lead most of camp.

What's the problem?

 

[Eleuin]

I'll never again allow myself to be excited about a wide receiver the Patriots pick up in free agency, but I'd like to see LaFell keep making plays like that. With Thompkins reverting to mortal form and Dobson ailing, someone over 6 feet needs to step up and make plays.

Should've signed James Jones