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[Bread]

You got BBQ sauce on your face!

It's okay, I want to make out.

you taste like a burger, i don't like you anymore

 

[Jibbajabbawockky]

Cyrus Kouandjio is absolutely terrible. What a waste of a second round pick. The guy couldn't block my 91 year old Grandma, he'd look the wrong way and block air.

Seriously hope the Bills cut his worthless ass.

 

[Futurevoid]

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap30...tact-penalties-fly-in-first-week-of-preseason



Ridiculous.

23+ flags thrown in this Giants/Colts game between both teams.

 

[cajunator]

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap30...tact-penalties-fly-in-first-week-of-preseason



Ridiculous.

Stafford gonna throw for 5500 yards and 45 tds and restore the roar to 8-8.

 

[Dega]

Nice block. ;D

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

Yay we win!

 

[ShaneB]

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap30...tact-penalties-fly-in-first-week-of-preseason



Ridiculous.

=( Makes me sad.

Bills/Steelers game sure had a wacky ending.

edit: wooo they've started to put up yearbook films on NFL Now. Good times.

 

[Sanjuro]

If you want to smear mud on your ass, smear mud on your ass.

Just be honest.

 

[Matrix]

No joke.

But what's he supposed to say? "Don't watch my team cause we're going to suck, and even if we don't suck we have like 0% chance at winning a Superbowl cause we have no top tier QB."

I'd prefer a no comment


Yo Texans special team seems legit.

 

[Dega]

23+ flags thrown in this Giants/Colts game between both teams.

Pfft that's one quarter in this Texans game.

 

[MechDX]

What is this special teams witchcraft?

I hope Marciano gets run over by a moose in Minnesota

 

[Futurevoid]

Yay we win!

Somehow we ended up winning this absolutely terrible and meaningless game.

3-0 in the preseason.

Spoiler

CHAMPIONSHIP!

First team offense was absolutely abysmal. I'm officially concerned.

 

[Sanjuro]

I like to smear mud on my ass.

 

[MechDX]

Damn I love JJ Watt.

 

[Matrix]

Damn I love JJ Watt.

Who doesn't... besides opposing QB's?

 

[Sanjuro]

At most I'd say like three minutes.

 

[captive]

Lol TJ continues pick 6 streak.

Oh flag down, let me guess, defensive holding?

 

[MechDX]

Yates doing his best Schaub impersonation

 

[Matrix]

haha Yates is still Schoob jr

 

[Matrix]

Wow get this rookie Rice kicker out of here.

Missing extra points... twice lol

 

[Sanjuro]

Rapids!

 

[Dega]

lol yates

 

[MechDX]

schoooooooooooooob

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

Rapids!

You're doing it! You're saving them! You did it!

 

[ShaneB]

Yates is awful.

 

[Matrix]

Yates needs to retire.

 

[MechDX]

Yates needs to retire.

We will always have 2011.

Thank You TJ

 

[Sanjuro]

I have some bad news, and my bad news is....

Alan Sheppard!

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

I have some bad news, and my bad news is....

Alan Sheppard!

You're going to make me watch it tonight.... Right after Kingpin!

 

[MechDX]

I've missed you!

 

[Vyroxis]

Bridgewater was amazing that series. Sharp passes, good decisions.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

I'm shitfaced

 

[rando14]

I'm shitfaced

This is the perfect time to transfer my fines to Kave!!

 

[Sanjuro]

You're going to make me watch it tonight.... Right after Kingpin!

Kingpin is an American Classic. Only fucking cunts hate it, Munson.

 

[Kave_Man]

This is the perfect time to transfer my fines to Kave!!

How dare you!

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

Somehow we ended up winning this absolutely terrible and meaningless game.

3-0 in the preseason.

Spoiler

CHAMPIONSHIP!

First team offense was absolutely abysmal. I'm officially concerned.

Something tells me McAdoo better keep that resume handy, but I really think Eli needs o change. He really needs to bring it back, work on that short game.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I'm shitfaced

Call your ex

 

[vas_a_morir]

Dalton looked, well, perfect.

 

[Sanjuro]

Higher. Keeping it higher and higher!

 

[BlackGhost]

I'm shitfaced

This is the perfect time to transfer my fines to Kave!!

How dare you!

Perfect time to transfer my high ass fines to everyone else too<3

 

[Barack Lesnar]

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap30...tact-penalties-fly-in-first-week-of-preseason



Ridiculous.

Staff + CJ + Taint + Reggie = the most explosive team in football. They won't even be able to lay a hand on Calvin anymore.

 

[Starphoenix]

Apparently one of my Falcons fan football buddies is preparing himself to jump on the Colts bandwagon by the end of the season. I want to make a Squicken joke, but he wouldn't understand.

 

[Bread]

Higher. Keeping it higher and higher!

show me this...what do you call it...new way?

 

[MechDX]

Once more just for shits n giggles:

 

[Sanjuro]

show me this...what do you call it...new way?

Bread. I got the Hopkins award. I'll fly you back every summer.

 

[Bread]

Bread. I got the Hopkins award. I'll fly you back every summer.

you're great, but i'm just going to stick with andy. he's hot you know? that's all i really want right now.

 

[Syrinx]

Frankly if I'm a defensive coach, I just tell my corners to knock down the receivers at the line if the refs are going to keep being so liberal about the new holding/illegal contact enforcement.

 

[Matrix]

Texans won a game! whoooo

Preseason W's mean something now.

 

[Sanjuro]

you're great, but i'm just going to stick with andy. he's hot you know? that's all i really want right now.

I'm 16 all the time, and just want sex, bread!

 

[Sanjuro]

I last saw this film in 2000 or 2001. When I was a camp counselor! Different meaning!