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[jakncoke]

We're going to need a second preseason thread before we need a week 1 ot. Think I'll just cut/paste the content.

Has this ever happened before? I blame gata trying to fight everyone in ever other post of the thread.

 

[jakncoke]

No Idea, maybe to see the worst game of the year and how it'll play?



Hahah, it's fine, I am from the UK on a US account so with the exchange rate I literally pay nothing for EA access for the year, just looking forward to some madden tonight.

I do wish that we had a 2k game though, then maybe they'd try a little harder!

I just want to see how broken Megatron is this year, I would assume still very and that I can do anything with him. God bless lions!

Wait, you arent even american or from michigan and you chose the Lions.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ubw5N8iVDHI

yall need to step your post game up.

 

[yankeehater]

Its fucking sad that the best news show in the US television is on Comedy Central.

It was already mentioned but John Oliver's show is the best news show by fucking far.

 

[bionic77]

NFL Week one 2014 |OT| - Son of Bionic

Well you are a lawyer and probably paid hush money years ago and now if Gata even mentions his relation to you, his trust fund goes away. That $2000 that you settled out of court for probably lets him live like a king in a swamp or in Detroit.

Also...

Alligatorjandro
Son of Bionic
(Today, 10:00 AM)

Has a nice ring to it!

Hey best bros.

Can you send me your full names and a mailing address where I can mail you something? Just imagine it to be an awesome gift that comes in an envelope and costs thousands of dollars!

PM me! I don't want to use a private investigator to track down my bestest of bros.

 

[Elfforkusu]

Hey best bros.

Can you send me your full names and a mailing address where I can mail you something? Just imagine it to be an awesome gift that comes in an envelope and costs thousands of dollars!

PM me! I don't want to use a private investigator to track down my bestest of bros.

:jnc

 

[yankeehater]

Which one of you idiots hosts a sports talk show in Vegas? I was listening to 1140 AM this morning and the host said that Hall of Hoyer beat out Johnny football for the starting job.

 

[chuckddd]

I'm pretty sure I just read a terrorist threat. Someone call the fbi!

 

[Goro Majima]

bionic bout to sue someone for defamation.

Yall just fucked up the game

Hey best bros.

Can you send me your full names and a mailing address where I can mail you something? Just imagine it to be an awesome gift that comes in an envelope and costs thousands of dollars!

PM me! I don't want to use a private investigator to track down my bestest of bros.

I'm about to get sued aren't I? I'm just trying to bring father and son back together!

And you bastards better not slack on Preseason thread 2. You have way too much Johnny "Fingering" Manziel material to work with.

 

[Greg]

I'm about to get sued aren't I? I'm just trying to bring father and son back together!

And you bastards better not slack on Preseason thread 2. You have way too much Johnny "Fingering" Manziel material to work with.

what do you mean... you bastards?

 

[Buckethead]

I plead the fif.

 

[Tom Penny]

Which one of you idiots hosts a sports talk show in Vegas? I was listening to 1140 AM this morning and the host said that Hall of Hoyer beat out Johnny football for the starting job.

Hoyer clearly beat out Manziel.

 

[Goro Majima]

what do you mean... you bastards?

I dunno, how many illegitimate children do we have besides gata in a thread?

 

[Bread]

You can get acheivments on a free trial? Thats really stupid. What if I try it and hate it? Im stuck with that shit list... I guess thats MS's trick, get you on the hook and now you gotta pay to play a shit game if you dont want a 1% on your list

Gaming side is so weird

 

[Skele7on]

Wait, you arent even american or from michigan and you chose the Lions.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ubw5N8iVDHI

yall need to step your post game up.

haha, no not really where is the fun in choosing a team that will always go to the superbowl.

I like the lions as they play scrappy and fight for the wins. they're my kinda team!

 

[yankeehater]

Hoyer clearly beat out Manziel.

The host called Hoyer, HoHoyer on the air. I thought that was an NFL-Gaf thing.

 

[Himynameischris]

what do you mean... you bastards?

Gata is a bastard, not bionics though...don't want to get sued

 

[BlackGhost]

The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette says Le'Veon Bell and LeGarrette Blount "probably face no more than a one-game suspension and that won't come anytime soon."
There's plenty of precedent here that will allow Bell and Blount to suit up for the entire season. In cases like this pending marijuana possession charge, the NFL waits for the legal process to play out before handing down discipline under the personal conduct policy. Lawyers won't have a problem delaying any proceedings. Note that Dwayne Bowe was caught with marijuana in a car last November, and didn't get hit with his one-game ban until last week.

Via roto

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Gata is a bastard, not bionics though...don't want to get sued

Goodbye kitties

 

[Dragon]

Why do I have to trust them? I'm not signing my life over to them, just paying a small amount to play games that would cost me like $80 total if I bought each of them.

I don't understand the comparison. You wouldn't be playing those games if it wasn't for EA Access. It's like the inane PS Plus comparisons.

 

[Bread]

I don't understand the comparison. You wouldn't be playing those games if it wasn't for EA Access. It's like the inane PS Plus comparisons.

What

I had bf and fifa and was going to get Madden 25 before this was announced. Cool assumption though.

 

[Dragon]

What

I had bf and fifa and was going to get Madden 25 before this was announced. Cool assumption though.

You were going to buy a game that was going to be rendered completely irrelevant in a matter of weeks before the announcement?

Stop being obtuse.

 

[Yoshichan]

you guys are terrible

 

[BlackGhost]

you guys are terrible

We're way to insular.

 

[MRSA]

Good morning bros and Gata.

 

[Bread]

You were going to buy a game that was going to be rendered completely irrelevant in a matter of weeks before the announcement?

Stop being obtuse.

Why would it be completely irrelevant? You can download custom rosters so there's no need to buy the new one this year.

 

[Elfforkusu]

The host called Hoyer, HoHoyer on the air. I thought that was an NFL-Gaf thing.

It is.

 

[Gobias]

Via roto

#FuckGoodell #FreeGordon

And here's an article about Pettine complaining about Gordon's effort:
http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on...ch-mike-pettine-questions-josh-gordons-effort

He was playing like a bum the other night.

 

[Himynameischris]

Goodbye kitties

Smh, didnt we have a talk about this yesterday?

 

[Elfforkusu]

We're going to need a second preseason thread before we need a week 1 ot. Think I'll just cut/paste the content.

Just make the title "are you gata or just ignorant?", throw the buttfumble gif and nflgaf fort in there, and bam

10/10 op.

 

[yankeehater]

Why would it be completely irrelevant? You can download custom rosters so there's no need to buy the new one this year.

Actually EA shuts down the roster updates a few weeks before the new game comes out I believe.

 

[Bread]

Actually EA shuts down the roster updates a few weeks before the new game comes out I believe.

They have user created rosters still available to download in Madden 25. Their online play rosters suck of course but I rarely play head to head online.

 

[PhoenixDark]

Wait, you arent even american or from michigan and you chose the Lions.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ubw5N8iVDHI

yall need to step your post game up.

I know a couple folks from outside the US who are Lions fans due to Barry Sanders.

 

[Buckethead]

Kitties are so nice

Kitties are so nice

Put them down

Spin them round

Tickle their belles twice

Kitties

Kitties

Kitties are so nice

 

[Skele7on]

Kitties are so nice

Kitties are so nice

Put them down

Spin them round

Tickle their belles twice

Kitties

Kitties

Kitties are so nice

haha here are mine.

 

[AbortedWalrusFetus]

Dogs > Cats

 

[jakncoke]

haha, no not really where is the fun in choosing a team that will always go to the superbowl.

I like the lions as they play scrappy and fight for the wins. they're my kinda team!

You, kave, wes are all in the same boat. You chose teams that are forever losers and the only time they were winners is during the baby boom era.

Dogs > Cats

This so much.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

@PatDoneyNBC5
Jason Garrett just said Cowboys LB DeVonte Holloman has been told by doctors that his career is likely over (neck)

 

[yankeehater]

@PatDoneyNBC5
Jason Garrett just said Cowboys LB DeVonte Holloman has been told by doctors that his career is likely over (neck)

Being a Cowboy defender is the most dangerous job in America.

 

[Skele7on]

You, kave, wes are all in the same boat. You chose teams that are forever losers and the only time they were winners is during the baby boom era.

Beck Loser

Suits me fine.

 

[Gobias]

I like the lions as they play scrappy and fight for the wins. they're my kinda team!

The Wes Welker of teams.

 

[Skele7on]

The Wes Welker of teams.

yes, and we all have the wes welker wife to go with.

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

you guys are terrible

:jnc

 

[Dragon]

Being a Cowboy defender is the most dangerous job in America.

Besides being a black person in Ferguson, MO.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Besides being a black person in America.

Fixed

 

[ShaneB]

Dogs > Cats

Agreed, but a post of kitten pics is still a great post.

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Besides being a black person.

Fixed

 

[Dragon]

Fixed

Touche.

 

[bionic77]

Besides being a black person in Ferguson, MO.

Fox News: we need to wait for all the facts before we condemn a white cop or just a white person or even someone who kind of looks white when they murder an unarmed person of color!

 

[Ninja Scooter]

The queen of the 2014 World cup

Nobody comes close.

If she shit in my cereal id still eat it.

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Touche.

Fox News: we need to wait for all the facts before we condemn a white cop or just a white person or even someone who kind of looks white when they murder an unarmed person of color!

Faux News at its best