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[Grover Cleveland]

Just when you thought FrenchMovieTheme lost his fastball.

This is how you age gracefully folks

 

[Mindlog]

To peace in our time.

 

[Line_HTX]

Only KFC in Japan is acceptable. The rest is fucking garbage as Shiet.

I move? No, you move! You don't get to sit there like you hog the lane, Gramps. Let them pass through and then you'll be back in no time. It's not difficult and safer you egotistic hag.

*Ridge Racer Type 4 Time Attack* "Mah Grandma can drive faster than that! GIT with da program!"

 

[Bread]

The Breadstream empire posts record profits every quarter. We're in the money!!!! The money is safe at home hidden somewhere secret under my bed so don't you worry, we have the funds to compete and we are here to stay!

 

[Sanjuro]

Can Breadstream buy me a 5 hour energy?

Work on Saturday puts me into a coma.

 

[Officerrob]

Romo has a broken bone in his back, it's Dak time

 

[EnlightenedMint]

Wow that Romo news

 

[Line_HTX]

No, because you're already in a coma from all the ads played every 5 minutes.



EDIT: HOLY SHIT, ROMO...

=/

 

[Bread]

Can Breadstream buy me a 5 hour energy?

Work on Saturday puts me into a coma.

No but we will buy you some turbo fuel maximum energy sodas

Romo has a broken bone in his back, it's Dak time

Jesus

#MechWasRight!!!!

 

[rando14]

Romo has a broken bone in his back, it's Dak time

Holy shit...

 

[gutshot]

RIP Romo

 

[Line_HTX]

This is exactly what David Carr said at halftime on Thursday. Same thing happened to him, was fine that day, but the next day he couldn't get out of bed and they found something and had to sit out a few games.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Romo broke his back again. Holy shit this is even faster than we expected

Please retire Tony, I don't want you in a wheelchair

 

[VeryGooster]

That is unreal.

 

[Tamanon]

Jesus Christ. Romo can't catch a break.

Time to see if Prescott can light it up against actual competition.

 

[manfestival]

Romo broke his back again. Holy shit this is even faster than we expected

Please retire Tony, I don't want you in a wheelchair

I gotta say that he needs to just focus on moving on. Injuries suck

 

[jman2050]

Romo seriously should just retire.

His body just can't do it anymore.

 

[darkside31337]

Felt like Romo should have retired after last year. He is so broken down physically this is really sad to see. And you know hes going to try to come back as soon as possible, like trying to play week 1 soon as possible.

 

[Mindlog]

Everything I come up with has the word break and that's not cool.
I hope Romo can heal up and retire on his own terms. That is some rough luck with injury.

 

[RBH]

Cowboys coach Jason Garrett said Tony Romo broke a bone in his back, but did not rule the quarterback out for the season opener against the New York Giants. Romo hurt his back in the third play of Thursday's preseason game against the Seattle Seahawks.

.

 

[Syrinx]

Romo

 

[bigosc2k]

I feel like the last few weeks, FMT has been infused with energy and feistiness again!! My boy is BACK, baby!! :''')

Our boy is back!!!

 

[gutshot]

PFT reporting that Romo will be out 6-10 weeks.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

6-10 weeks

IR him tbh. Don't even think about rushing him back for a meaningless Week 7 and reinjuring him for the second straight year

 

[jman2050]

.

Is Jason Garrett stupid?

 

[Line_HTX]

.

What the fuck, is Jason Garrett FUCKING LOCO?

 

[darkside31337]

Is Jason Garrett stupid?

He knows hes done if Romo is done, so it doesn't surprise me hes in denial about this. He's not dumb enough to think Dak is the savior for this year like Cowboys fans are.

 

[Officerrob]

PFT reporting that Romo will be out 6-10 weeks.

Ho-ly fuck

 

[manfestival]

.

So this is what it's like to be so desperate

 

[Line_HTX]

Our boy is back!!!

Nice of you to ditch Gohan the Jobber at long last and back to that awesome Mexican coach.

:lol

 

[8 X 11 Printer Paper]

Romo should really just retire, his body really can't take the sport anymore.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Romo should really just retire, his body really can't take the sport anymore.

In fairness with this most recent injury, probably every QB would have come away injured getting sandwiched by a 260lb + man the way he did.

 

[Tankard]

It's exciting to see if Dak pre-season will carry over to the real games.
I remember Bortles rookie pre-season, he was awesome and people wanted Gus Bradley's head for not starting him, he started week 4 and sucked all throughout season, sometimes it just takes time.

 

[Bitanator]

I knew that hit was serious, fuck I jinxed it... Fuck my life man

 

[WesternHeretic]

LOLMO!

 

[Redd]

Anyone surprised Romo is injured again. Anyone?

 

[Sweeney Tom]

In fairness with this most recent injury, probably every QB would have come away injured getting sandwiched by a 260lb + man the way he did.

It's not the first time he's broken his back, just like the Week 1 shoulder break wasn't his first shoulder break. It's hard to say it'll be his last at this point unless he retires

 

[WesternHeretic]

Anyone surprised Romo is injured again. Anyone?

Chris Trejo.

 

[cashman]

It's Dak time

 

[Officerrob]

A rookie QB, a rookie RB, top WR with a concussion, and half the defense suspended, what could go wrong?

 

[darkside31337]

A rookie QB, a rookie RB, , top WR with a concussion, and half the defense suspended, what could go wrong?

zeke is definitely getting himself suspended at some point this season. dude is gonna be randomly drug tested at least once a week.

 

[Tom Penny]

Dak stock way up in 2 qb leagues...

 

[Sanjuro]

No but we will buy you some turbo fuel maximum energy sodas


Jesus

#MechWasRight!!!!

What's the promo code?

Also, Scooter is absolutely burning people alive in the OT.

 

[VeryGooster]

Anyone surprised Romo is injured again. Anyone?

I legit thought he would last until Thanksgiving

 

[Line_HTX]

I legit thought he would last until Thanksgiving

You want a repeat of last Thanksgiving at the end of the 3rd quarter?

:O

 

[Tom Penny]

zeke is definitely getting himself suspended at some point this season. dude is gonna be randomly drug tested at least once a week.

Zeke winning me the title. Shut your dirty mouth.

 

[rokkerkory]

Why would you want to play against LOB in preseason anyways?

 

[Tom Penny]

Why did Cam play like 3 full quarters last night?

 

[Officerrob]

Why did Cam play like 3 full quarters last night?

Because he played like dogshit and they were likely trying him to have at least one good drive

 

[Sanjuro]

Why did Cam play like 3 full quarters last night?

During the commentary, they actually suggested him and Tom were competing to see who would be out there for the most. They came in and out at odd times.