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[Alligatorjandro]

You're just a coward is all.

I'd rather not get high cholesterol and diabeetus

 

[cdyhybrid]

Hypothetical question, and this is a major hypothetical, if someone invented a gravy flavored ice cream and packaged it for resale, would any of you buy it?

Spoiler

Patent pending.

Stafford would.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

suck a dick you racist fucks!

although, this benefits york so i am conflicted

Whatever leads to Kaep's career not being over for hurting Awful White America's feels is unequivocally a good thing

York's pockets getting fuller just makes him care more about keeping him around, so good balances out bad

 

[BlackGhost]

Calvin Johnson quit the Lions for Dancing with the Stars.

 

[Hindl]

Calvin Johnson quit the Lions for Dancing with the Stars.

Better chance of winning

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Megatron was so thoroughly broken by the Lions that he chose Dancing with the Stars over another season

 

[squicken]

JACK REACHER IS BACK!!!!

 

[Elfforkusu]

Better chance of winning

Possibly also a better chance of winning a super bowl ring.

 

[HarryDemeanor]

Looking forward to Semen-mania running wild on Carolina.

 

[brentech]

JACK REACHER IS BACK!!!!

I'm an old, so I like Jack Reacher

 

[unknownstranger]

Fantasy drafts take too long. Joined a random league and by the 9th round I had enough of it and autodrafted the rest.

 

[BlackGhost]

Texas vs Norte dame is a pretty good game so far.

 

[Himynameischris]

I see the shirtless league is having issues....the taco bell league went off without a hitch....

#Justsaying

 

[Grover Cleveland]

I see the shirtless league is having issues....the taco bell league went off without a hitch....

#Justsaying

Dutch fucking up smh

 

[Elfforkusu]

Is it bad form to laugh at Dutch's commissioner skills?

 

[jbug617]

Bears releasing Robbie Gould.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Bucs, you could undo the biggest fuckup of the year right now if you wanted. Just saying #GiveDMPeaceAtLast

 

[MechDX]

Just for Scooter:

 

[DMczaf]

Bucs, you could undo the biggest fuckup of the year right now if you wanted. Just saying #GiveDMPeaceAtLast

😢😔

 

[BlackGhost]

Such a humble tweet 😯😯😯😯😌

 

[CrocMother]

JJ Watt is a great football player but he isn't a likable celebrity.

 

[Line_HTX]

Bears releasing Robbie Gould.

Damn, was he missing kicks?

 

[MechDX]

Such a humble tweet ����������

Remember when Browns fans talked shit to Watt?

 

[bionic77]

JJ Watt is a great football player but he isn't a likable celebrity.

It would work better if he played for a winner.

But people will shit all over attention whores who play for losers. It is the way of the sports world.

 

[Himynameischris]

JJ Watt is a great football player but he isn't a likable celebrity.

Unlike

who is both!


So with Romo out I think I'm skipping the 9ers vs Cowboys game...

 

[Sweeney Tom]

It would work better if he played for a winner.

But people will shit all over attention whores who play for losers. It is the way of the sports world.

I'd shit all over him if he were a winner. I do it for Br*dy and P*yton

If you're an ass, you're an ass. "Ws" and Ls are irrelevant to that

 

[Bronx-Man]

Megatron was so thoroughly broken by the Lions that he chose Dancing with the Stars over another season

Not even the first HOF WR to retire because Detroit sucks that hard.

 

[CrocMother]

It would work better if he played for a winner.

But people will shit all over attention whores who play for losers. It is the way of the sports world.

That's a reason a lot of people shit on him, but it's not that for me.

The way he has completely dedicated his life to one niche thing is admirable, but it makes him completely unrelatable. It's the opposite of the "I'd like to get a beer with him" syndrome. What would I possibly talk to JJ Watt about? What does he talk to anybody about?

Combine that with how he comes off as completely full of himself and it adds up to him coming off as not very likable.

 

[MechDX]

That's a reason a lot of people shit on him, but it's not that for me.

The way he has completely dedicated his life to one niche thing is admirable, but it makes him completely unrelatable. It's the opposite of the "I'd like to get a beer with him" syndrome. What would I possibly talk to JJ Watt about? What does he talk to anybody about?

Combine that with how he comes off as completely full of himself and it adds up to him coming off as not very likable.

Banging hot chicks.

Guy has a relatively small window to market himself and make some serious money and people hate him for it. These same people said "Johnny is just having fun. Let him enjoy himself he only has a small window to do it!"

Difference is Watt is a generational talent and proved himself before he started marketing himself.

 

[Line_HTX]

JACK REACHER IS BACK!!!!

But is it better than Top Gun though?

 

[squicken]

Jack Reacher is like the A-Team only there's one guy b/c he is just that awesome

 

[Bronx-Man]

If you're a J.J. Watt fan, there'a a 90% chance you're voting for Trump

 

[CrocMother]

Banging hot chicks.

Does he actually bang them? Or does he just take pictures with them to post on his social media?

I'm genuinely curious.

 

[Spinluck]

The only thing worse than football is no football.

 

[bronkonagurski]

Damn, was he missing kicks?

He wasn't quite as good as gold the last couple of years but still, I don't even think they have another kicker on the roster at this point. Open try-out time I guess.

 

[MechDX]

Does he actually bang them? Or does he just take pictures with them to post on his social media?

I'm genuinely curious.

If you were in his shoes wouldn't you?

I would and constantly spam Bionic pics of me doing them on various rugs

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Does he actually bang them? Or does he just take pictures with them to post on his social media?

I'm genuinely curious.

He said he's too busy for dating

He wasn't quite as good as gold the last couple of years but still, I don't even think they have another kicker on the roster at this point. Open try-out time I guess.

They don't. They either have to pick up one from FA or trade for one with days left.

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

2 of 3 Shadowrun's complete! Now to wait for a sale of Hong Kong..

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Gronk>Watt

 

[Bronx-Man]

Gronk>Watt

Gronk is much better at cheating, that's correct.

 

[CrocMother]

Gronk>Watt

I have to agree. Gronk is equally dominant without taking himself so seriously.

 

[squicken]

Coach Harbaugh @CoachJim4UM

Just saw Jack Reacher preview. Don't know Tom Cruise, probably will never meet him, but I always get my money's worth at one of his movies!

I always like Harbs

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Gronk is much better at cheating, that's correct.

He ain't never cheat

 

[MechDX]

Gronk>Watt

At getting STD's yes. Yes he is

 

[Alligatorjandro]

At getting STD's yes. Yes he is

Watt has pubic lice

 

[MechDX]

Watt has pubic lice

Gronk has the herpes

 

[Line_HTX]

If you're a J.J. Watt fan, there'a a 90% chance you're voting for Trump

Dude, are you fucking serious right now?

Like really???

 

[Sweeney Tom]

If you're a J.J. Watt fan, there'a a 90% chance you're voting for Trump

Damn

Only 90? That seems awful low. Maybe Texas really is going blue soon...

 

[MechDX]

Dane Brugler ‏@dpbrugler 4m4 minutes ago
Kizer has some Jameis to him w/ his poise, pocket movements and downfield vision. A lot there for NFL scouts to be excited about.

Adam Schefter ‏@AdamSchefter 4m4 minutes ago
Even before tonight, there were NFL people convinced that Notre Dame QB DeShone Kizer would be a high 1st-round draft pick.

#Killed4Kizer

#CroakForKizer

#Cleve4Kizer

#TradeA1stForBradfordToGetKizer

 

[Line_HTX]

I guess people like Sam Bradford and Johnny Manziel more than Watt.