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[Bronx-Man]

You act like being in Florida is a bad thing.

I ain't ever fucking with Florida. God knows what would happen to my dark ass if I got caught trying to buy some Skittles.

 

[Farooq]

Fuck the Browns. Fuck the Pats. Fuck the whole NFL.

This stone cold killer is taking over.

Wentz looks like a guy who goes door to door preaching about the word of Christ.

 

[Line_HTX]

That's some very high praise there, y'know?

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I ain't ever fucking with Florida. God knows what would happen to my dark ass if I got caught trying to buy some Skittles.

Where do you live?

 

[Bronx-Man]

Where do you live?

NC

 

[Alligatorjandro]

NC

And you got nerve to talk shit about Florida lol

 

[Bread]

Seattle is bae

 

[Grover Cleveland]

And you got nerve to talk shit about Florida lol

Florida let George Zimmerman and Casey Anthony walk

 

[Bronx-Man]

And you got nerve to talk shit about Florida lol

Homeboy, you live in Mad Max: Swamp Edition who are you to talk about any other state in the union?

 

[Sweeney Tom]

You act like being in Florida is a bad thing.

Zimmerman
Hernandez
Casey Anthony
Largest population of cops who kill minorities
Largest population of beached racist homophobic and/or killer olds
Marlins
Jaguars
1972 Dolphins

Texas is the only state in the country rivaled in evil

 

[FloydtheFathead]

And you got nerve to talk shit about Florida lol

NC has the Triangle..

Florida has Tampa and Jacksonville..

Its no contest

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Florida let George Zimmerman and Casey Anthony walk

Y'all hate gay people and let the kkk run free.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Florida let George Zimmerman and Casey Anthony walk

Imagine if they had let Hernandez walk too

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Florida let George Zimmerman and Casey Anthony walk

Homeboy, you live in Mad Max: Swamp Edition who are you to talk about any other state in the union?

Zimmerman
Hernandez
Casey Anthony
Largest population of cops who kill minorities
Largest population of beached racist homophobic and/or killer olds
Marlins
Jaguars
1972 Dolphins

Texas is the only state in the country rivaled in evil

NC has the Triangle..

Florida has Tampa and Jacksonville..

Its no contest

That classic 4 post combo where we take shots at Gata.

Too bad he's about to lash out and one (or more) of us is about to be banned.

 

[Line_HTX]

Gata threatens people too.

 

[Bitanator]

This is gonna be a fun season. Dak, Wentz, Badford in Minny.
Which week Paxton Lynch starts? I say week 3.

As soon as they realize that all the window dressing they are heaping on that semen guy is not fooling anyone. Week three sounds about right

 

[Alligatorjandro]

*makes call*

 

[jbug617]

 

[CrocMother]

#triggered

spoiler tag that shit pls

 

[Hunter S.]

This is gonna be a fun season.
Which week Paxton Lynch starts?

Judging by his preseason performance not this year. The Broncos will have to stumble out the gate badly (for them) for this to happen. Some terrible record like 4-4. In the worst scenario no sooner then week 9. Paxton is still a colt not a full grown Bronco.

 

[Line_HTX]

Yeah... what about Elway's explanation on signing him again?

 

[CrocMother]

Judging by his preseason performance not this year. The Broncos will have to stumble out the gate badly (for them) for this to happen. Some terrible record like 4-4. In the worst scenario no sooner than week 9. Paxton is still a colt not a full grown Bronco.

LOL. Broncos fans are up on that high horse this year. You guys were probably the worst team to win a super bowl in recent memory, and were like 1 loss away from not even making the playoffs if I remember correctly.

 

[Farooq]

#triggered

spoiler tag that shit pls

 

[FloydtheFathead]

That classic 4 post combo where we take shots at Gata.

Too bad he's about to lash out and one (or more) of us is about to be banned.

I'll miss you all.

Gata threatens people too.

It's his only way to interact with people. Threats of violence.

*makes call*

Sending the hitman monkey again?

 

[Hunter S.]

LOL. Broncos fans are up on that high horse this year. You guys were probably the worst team to win a super bowl in recent memory, and were like 1 loss away from not even making the playoffs if I remember correctly.

According to some we have always been on a high horse. You seem shaken and stirred that you only get our sloppy seconds of buttfumble.

 

[Gigglepoo]

Week 1 rankings of any sort get my balls into a bind. Can't stand em.

At least this isn't college football. There you have to fight against your pre-season ranking! Good times.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I'll miss you all.


It's his only way to interact with people. Threats of violence.


Sending the hitman monkey again?

I just made a call

 

[Spinluck]

To be fair, I drove through both NC and SC, and encountered some really strange people.

Might not be a fair assessment since rest stops are always full of fucking creeps.

 

[CrocMother]

According to some we have always been on a high horse. You seem shaken and stirred that you only get our sloppy seconds of buttfumble.

I'll take Dak over Lynch though, who you traded up to grab.

 

[FloydtheFathead]

I just made a call

Did you order pizza?

To be fair, I drove through both NC and SC, and encountered some really strange people.

Might not be a fair assessment since rest stops are always full of fucking creeps.

Yeah.. That is true.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Did you order pizza?


Yeah.. That is true.

Also you are from Ohio. Where they do nothing but shoot heroin, smoke meth, walk around barefoot and eat poisonous nuts.

 

[Hunter S.]

I'll take Dak over Lynch though, so you traded up to grab.

Most of the experts call it the right choice. It was the biggest void left by Brock when he took his mile high training to the sweaty arm pit of Texas...

 

[Greg]

Also you are from Ohio. Where they do nothing but shoot heroin, smoke meth, walk around barefoot and eat poisonous nuts.

don't disrespect us

we also post on GAF

 

[chuckddd]

Mark Kaboly @MarkKaboly_Trib

Javon Hargrave left practice early with an apparent knee injury. Tuitt said he didn't get full details yet, but said he left early.
11:13 AM - 5 Sep 2016

 

[BlackGhost]

This disrespect is hurting me you guys...

You know I'm delicate to disrespect.

Rusty the respectful raccoon is gonna need to make a appearance soon.

Y'all need to get Floyd

Out here talking reckless smh

We can't control him.

 

[h1nch]

I'll take Dak over Lynch though, who you traded up to grab.

Dak has looked good, but I'm fine w/ our choice. Paxton has played well considering he was always gonna be a project of sorts.

Both guys look way better than Goff who's got bust written all over him.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

https://twitter.com/mikegarafolo/status/772851521734086656

Carson Wentz was "lying in the middle of a cornfield, hunting" when he got the call to tell him he was the Eagles starter

 

[Farooq]

I'll take Dak over Lynch though, who you traded up to grab.

Good man.

Spoiler

In before Dak, Wentz, and Lynch are all busts.

 

[Hindl]

https://twitter.com/mikegarafolo/status/772851521734086656

Carson Wentz was "lying in the middle of a cornfield, hunting" when he got the call to tell him he was the Eagles starter

 

[CrocMother]

Good man.

Spoiler

In before Dak, Wentz, and Lynch are all busts.

We'll always have the preseason

 

[JABEE]

Lying in the middle of a cornfield, hunting geese.

Carson "Killer" Wentz

 

[8 X 11 Printer Paper]

don't disrespect us

we also post on GAF

 

[chuckddd]

Matt Maiocco ‏@MaioccoCSN 8m8 minutes ago

#49ers TE Bruce Miller reportedly arrested for assault of 70-year-old man and his son, @KTVU reports, citing sources with SFPD.


#FMTculture

 

[JABEE]

Wentz looks like a guy who goes door to door preaching about the word of Christ.

With biblical tats

 

[Greg]

devil.tiff

this has to stop!

 

[Pepiope]

https://twitter.com/mikegarafolo/status/772851521734086656

Carson Wentz was "lying in the middle of a cornfield, hunting" when he got the call to tell him he was the Eagles starter

And people think he should be worried about a fucking Brown?

 

[VeryGooster]

Bad ass and/or shocking phrases in entertainment history:

3) "But for me... it was Tuesday"
2) "The Lannisters send their regards"
1) "It's the Browns"

 

[Sweeney Tom]

SMH Chip's boy

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

Mark Kaboly @MarkKaboly_Trib

Javon Hargrave left practice early with an apparent knee injury. Tuitt said he didn't get full details yet, but said he left early.
11:13 AM - 5 Sep 2016

Why do you keep tearing my heart out?

 

[BlackGhost]

:jnc