Best case scenario:
- Jets win 30 - 20. The Greene/Tomlinson combination rushes for 140 yards and 2 TDs (1 rushing by Greene, and one receiving by LDT). Sanchez throws for 260+ yards, 3 TDs (1 to LDT, one to Holmes, and one to Keller) and 1 INT against a questionable NE secondary. Sanchez is sacked only once.
- Brady is injured in the 3rd quarter on a crushing sack - one of three - by the Jets' defensive line. The Jets' d-line creates pressure and blitzes with Revis where they couldn't before in the Week 2 matchup (as Revis was hurt/out). Brady is sacked by Gholston, Pryce and Pace. He will miss the next two games. In this game, he throws for less than 250 yards, 2 TDs and 1 INT.
- Branch and Hernandez are rendered irrelevant. Gronkowski and Welker do all the scoring/receiving for the Pats - 1 TD each. Woodhead rushes for 40+ yards, but fumbles once and turns the ball over. The legend of little white people in Boston ends temporarily.
- Rex eats a goddamn snack.
- Fans in Boston consider this irrelevant because they're the Pats, they act like they've been there before, and they know they'll get in the playoffs anyway. They'll lick their wounds and act like they don't care because the Celtics are good and the fawking Sawx got Adrian Gonzalez.
- KSK is epic on Tuesday afternoon.