CrazedArabMan
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Early reports are the Pens for Parise.
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Wildcard berths that can't beat teams without a winning record should have homefield advantage
CrazedArabMan
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We may also get Semin news shortly and I guess the Wings are in the mix.
Zombie James
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Low blow, Crabby.
Dubbedinenglish
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Obviously scoring was the issue and they needed more.
Plinko
Wildcard berths that can't beat teams without a winning record should have homefield advantage
I guarantee they overpay for him if Parise goes elsewhere. Like $7.5 million overpay.
KingHenrik30
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Parise: No way I'd sign with the Rangers.
/signs with other division rival.
/signs with other division rival.
sazabirules
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I think he really just meant he is excited to play for a team that expects to be in the playoffs.
CrazedArabMan
Member
Well the NHL wanted more goals to be scored, just teams forgot about letting them in as well.
Dubbedinenglish
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NHL should just outlaw goalies. Turn it into the NBA on ice!
I just hope we get Pens and Flyers in the 1st round again, 10+ goals per game.
Plinko
Wildcard berths that can't beat teams without a winning record should have homefield advantage
Hey, if they score 9 a game they're unbeatable.
As of now, that Pens team with Parise isn't built to win in the playoffs.
It's not the fans signing him.
I think it's a horrible move for the Pens, but then again I'm just jealous they're getting him. Well, if the rumors are true that is.
That's what Chicago would be doing if they got Parise.
Plinko
Wildcard berths that can't beat teams without a winning record should have homefield advantage
He's going to Pittsburgh. I heard the closer was Lemieux offering to let Parise live in his basement.
Where is Sid being moved to?!
Plinko
Wildcard berths that can't beat teams without a winning record should have homefield advantage
He's staying. Lemieux is having a "Twilight" wing put in for Parise.
Back to the crawlspace where he stayed during his concussion.
They should have just kept Staal.
The Flyers did trade a winger for a defenseman.
Sid gets upgraded to the other twin bed in Mario's room
Why do you still have a Preds avatar?
sazabirules
Unconfirmed Member
For one more year instead of getting Parise on a long term contract?
Same :/
CrazedArabMan
Member
Well, I'm assuming Staal would have signed the same contract Parise is supposedly signing with them.
He looks like that weird ass dude from Little Monsters. You know, that dude that was throwing darts at that little kid pinned up on the giant target. His face was falling off and shit.
Coldnoodle
Member
NO DECISION LMFAO
KingHenrik30
Member
And of course it's nothing.
Dubbedinenglish
Banned
Damnit.
SpectreFire
Member
:lol Parise
CrazedArabMan
Member
I want to announce that I have nothing to announce, stop taking ideas from the game industry Parise and step on it!!!
SpectreFire
Member
Someone better get Wayne Gretzky on this shit.
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Wildcard berths that can't beat teams without a winning record should have homefield advantage
sazabirules
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I love when "journalists" make themselves look like idiots saying it was a done deal.
This.
Bergevin keeps delaying his presser.