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[CrazedArabMan]

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I'm going to die of a heart attack by the time this is over, and you all will all then laugh at me.

 

[Marvie_3]

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Jaeckel is the Chicago writer for Eklund's site. That should give you some idea about his credibility.

 

[Alucard]

Jaeckel is the Chicago writer for Eklund's site. That should give you some idea about his credibility.

I really hope these guys don't get paid to do this stuff.

 

[KernelPanic]

I really hope these guys don't get paid to do this stuff.

I believe they do.

 

[Marvie_3]

I really hope these guys don't get paid to do this stuff.

They make up shit to draw web traffic. That's how they get paid.

 

[Alucard]

They make up shit to draw web traffic. That's how they get paid.

Ad clicks, then. Hmm. I should get in on this.

"Shane Doan says he wants to play in Quebec."

 

[Marvie_3]

Ad clicks, then. Hmm. I should get in on this.

"Shane Doan says he wants to play in Quebec."

Me too.

"Dany Heatley tried to get into NASCAR but was rejected over concerns for the safety of other drivers"

 

[CrazedArabMan]

Suter will make decision today I guess, just great...

Pierre LeBrun ‏@Real_ESPNLeBrun
From Suter's agency... as expected. RT @SHEEHYHOCKEY: Client Ryan Suter plans on making a decision today.

 

[Alucard]

Zing.

"Ghost of Pat Burns seen stalking Bell Centre ice on Canada Day. Got a good feeling about the Habs this season."

 

[Alucard]

Suter will make decision today I guess, just great...

Minnesota, motherfucka!

 

[sefskillz]

Suter and Parise to Minny on July 4th? Glory Glory USA

 

[CrazedArabMan]

Minnesota, motherfucka!

I hope your kid grows up to hate the Pens.

 

[Alucard]

Suter and Parise to Minny on July 4th? Glory Glory USA

Press conference will start at 7:04 aboard a Navy ship with a "Mission Accomplished" banner in the background.

 

[Revenant]

Press conference will start at 7:04 aboard a Navy ship with a "Mission Accomplished" banner in the background.

:lol


so they're both signing today? alright then, TODAY IS THE DAY WE FIGHT FOR TABLE SCRAPS GENTLEMEN!

 

[KingHenrik30]

feel for you guys who are fans of teams that actually have a chance of signing these two. Gut wrenching time waiting.

 

[Cactus]

WE HAVE A SIGNING...

Spoiler

Steve Sullivan to Phoenix Quebec

 

[Alucard]

Really? Guy was pretty good for the Pens.

 

[yankeehater]

I just heard the reason for the delay in Parise and Suter signing is both players just recently found out that Toronto still has a team, and they have both always wanted to play there. (E5)

 

[Merguson]

So Brian Lawton and Doug MacLean mentioned that it's a possibility both Parise and Suter will end up in Minnesota.. and Dreger seemed to hint at it as well..

SUSPENSE! DRAMA!

 

[Zaraki_Kenpachi]

*swish*

This might be your best post ever.

And Jaromir "I care about winning" Jagr has revealed himself to be a money-chaser.

Jagr has always chased money...

And congrats on the kid!

 

[KernelPanic]

So Brian Lawton and Doug MacLean mentioned that it's a possibility both Parise and Suter will end up in Minnesota.. and Dreger seemed to hint at it as well..

Anyone not named Pittsburgh please.

 

[pringles]

So Brian Lawton and Doug MacLean mentioned that it's a possibility both Parise and Suter will end up in Minnesota.. and Dreger seemed to hint at it as well..

SUSPENSE! DRAMA!

Seems the most likely outcome right now.

Sigh.

Holland, better start moving on your Plan B.

 

[Merguson]

Anyone not named Pittsburgh please.

Well Dreger just retweeted this:

Pittsburgh is OFFICIALLY OUT on Zach Parise. He will not be joining the Penguins.

 

[CrazedArabMan]

Wow, they are actually both going to sign in Minny, what a waste.

 

[Rafa=FedKilla]

I always thought Eklund was a mysterious banned GAF poster....

 

[Wendel Clark]

Wow, they are actually both going to sign in Minny, what a waste.

How so. They have some of the best prospects in the league.

 

[sefskillz]

happy it wasnt the wings.

YEA BITCHES

 

[CrazedArabMan]

How so. They have some of the best prospects in the league.

I'm pissed off, that is why, and considering it seems no one outside the state cares about the team, though inside the state they really care.

happy it wasnt the wings.

YEA BITCHES

Decision hasn't been made yet!!!

NVM it is.........................................

 

[Solo]

Even with those guys, Minny ain't contending any time soon.

 

[Foreign Jackass]

Funny cause IncarceratedBob said that Parise had already chosen Pittsburgh yesterday, and Minny wasn't even in his 3 teams for Suter.

That dude's exposed now... but then we all knew he was as much BS as Eklund.

 

[pringles]

Wow, they are actually both going to sign in Minny, what a waste.

And they're gonna string along Detroit as long as possible, delaying any alternate plans Holland has.. watch Pittsburgh sign Semin while we're waiting.

Hoping for a miracle, should still be a small chance Suter comes to the D.

 

[yankeehater]

Wow, they are actually both going to sign in Minny, what a waste.

I think it is awesome that they are going to sign there. Those fans totally got screwed over when they lost their team, and now they are getting rewarded big time. Wild are going to be scary with those guys if the rest of the team can stay healthy.

Hopefully Homer gets the Ryan deal done now.

 

[CrazedArabMan]

Russo just confirmed Suter to Wild and that they are still working on Parise...

 

[Merguson]

DarrenDreger just retweeted Russo saying the Wild have signed Ryan Suter.. official?

And Craig Custance has mentioned that the Red Wings are out of the Parise sweepstakes..

Looking like the Wild have pulled it off..

 

[Foreign Jackass]

Suter officially signed in Minny.

 

[Tabris]

Even with those guys, Minny ain't contending any time soon.

You realize that Minnesota was 1st in the league in December last year before a rash of injuries side tracked their season?

 

[Coldnoodle]

I'm happy for the Wild, good fanbase

 

[yankeehater]

Suter got 13 years with the Wild, cant wait to hear the money he got.

 

[CrazedArabMan]

Screw Minny, screw Detroit, screw everyone.

 

[sefskillz]

"Red Wings have been notified they're out of Parise hunt."

 

[pringles]

Russo just confirmed Suter to Wild and that they are still working on Parise...

Well fuck.

Atleast now we know. Time to go all out offense for next season. Sign Doan and Semin.

 

[kassatsu]

Pittsburgh out on Parise.

Table scraps.

 

[Takeda Kenshi]

Now that Parise is going to sign with the Wild, I think we can finally put the 'Everyone wants to play with Crosby' myth to bed. Fucking a.

 

[Solo]

You realize that Minnesota was 1st in the league in December last year before a rash of injuries side tracked their season?

Yes, I do realize that. The Leafs were also a top playoff seed at that point.














Then reality sunk in for both.

 

[Cake Boss]

OH SHIT

LOL AT PITTSBURGH BWAHAHGAHGAHHAHAHAHAHA

Theur D is shittier than ever now.

Hopefully Parise signs there as well or Detroit, have no problem with either team.

 

[brucewaynegretzky]

Minny should be a contender with that team if Backstrom holds up. Really impressive on their part. Good for them. Always like the Wild. I even have a jersey I got from back when I worked in my hockey shop.

 

[DopeyFish]

Oh shit if minny gets Parise and suter!!!

 

[Slurmer]

I think it is awesome that they are going to sign there. Those fans totally got screwed over when they lost their team, and now they are getting rewarded big time. Wild are going to be scary with those guys if the rest of the team can stay healthy.

Hopefully Homer gets the Ryan deal done now.

I think Anaheim wants way too much. I'd rather them try and get doan, and then go for weber next year

 

[Rodeo Clown]

Yes, I do realize that. The Leafs were also a top playoff seed at that point.

Then reality sunk in for both.

Yeah, the goaltending the Wild were getting was just totally unsustainable. They have such a hard time manufacturing offense that it took perfection on defense and that's not holding up over 82 games.

 

[Tabris]

Yes, I do realize that. The Leafs were also a top playoff seed at that point.

Then reality sunk in for both.

a) As a Habs fan, you should be more focused on the fact that your reality is a lot more grim than those two teams right now.

b) Guaranteed we now have a team that will be able to at least compete with my Canucks for 1st in our division, while before the division was locked up for us.