Only way we're not making the playoffs is if the season doesn't happen.
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NHL 2011-2012 Offseason thread of Cash Rules Everything Around Me
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Only way we're not making the playoffs is if the season doesn't happen.
I was thinking the same thing.
Then I got sad that this might be a long-lasting issue.
Fuck.
brucewaynegretzky
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I'm sorry. Corey Booker can't fix EVERYTHING.
No need. We beat you guys in 5 games remember? Let me guess the lineup was
Parise - Parise - Parise
Parise - Parise - Parise
Parise - Parise - Parise
Parise - Parise - Parise
Right?
brucewaynegretzky
Member
Nope. That series was lost by the Flyers, not won by the Devils. Not claiming we didn't deserve to lose, but in all honesty the only thing everyone I know watching those games was thinking was, "How the fuck are the Flyers losing these games. The Devils don't even look good. The Flyers just look AWFUL."
Yup. We did.
brucewaynegretzky
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Jesus hates the Devils.
Would you ban three-time Stanley Cup winner Ken Daneyko?!
Yeah you guys just couldn't compete with us on the boards. It's almost like we were forechecking the shit out of you. Which happens to be our game plan. But you right, we just siphon the talent out of our opponents by boring them until they are no longer capable of quality hockey, through magic.
brucewaynegretzky
Member
Was it magic that got you all those loserpoints?
brucewaynegretzky
Member
That night Ken took 7 shots and half a bottle of ambien. His family checked him into a home the next day.
/truelife
It's not a loser point when you WIN the shootout.
brucewaynegretzky
Member
Sure they are. Real hockey fans everywhere are losing.
Too bad Blue fans only show up in the playoffs
Your players never get up to Dano's level cuz they have nothing to celebrate. They lose to the Devils in 5 games and then have to drown it out in the ugliest city in America (3 years running)
How many shootouts did we win in that 5 game series?
SpectreFire
Member
This thread is getting weird you guys.
Brutal. :lol
Dastardly Jerks
Banned
Let's not dismiss them til halfway through next season.
They will be contenders once again.
brucewaynegretzky
Member
Zero. Same number you won while being taken to 7 by the Panthers while the Flyers were taking down an eastern powerhouse. Dat 6 seed, huh?
brucewaynegretzky
Member
Bedtime. Thanks for the distraction guys, and osorio.
SuperSonic1305
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I'm going to use the first 3 gifs in my pictures folder to describe what has happened in this thread.
In this first gif NHL-GAF is the dog and the cupcakes represent hockey being so close but held away by the evil force of Gary Bettman. You can see the deep mental anguish that it causes us.
This gif represents what is happening to our brains and our mental well-being the longer we go without hockey. It also reminds me of Marvie.
This final gif represents what happens to the thread when we don't have hockey to watch or discuss.
In this first gif NHL-GAF is the dog and the cupcakes represent hockey being so close but held away by the evil force of Gary Bettman. You can see the deep mental anguish that it causes us.
This gif represents what is happening to our brains and our mental well-being the longer we go without hockey. It also reminds me of Marvie.
This final gif represents what happens to the thread when we don't have hockey to watch or discuss.
Dastardly Jerks
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Since we had such a hard time with the lowly Panthers you guys should've wiped the floor with us. Guess not.
Well I am a pretty badass drummer.
This gif represents what is happening to our brains and our mental well-being the longer we go without hockey. It also reminds me of Marvie.
Dastardly Jerks
Banned
Guys, who has the power to fire Gary Bettman? WHO DO WE LOBBY?
If by weird you mean "extremely entertaining in a crazy lockout-scare way", then yes, I agree. Osorio has shown great potential.
Didn't NJ's local ratings go down like a quarter this year? And a Devils fan trying to defend their ratings/attendance to Sabres fan? :lol My neighbor is still on the season ticket waitlist. He's been on there since the last lockout.
Christ, the lockout hasn't even started yet. Shit's gonna get ugly in here if there's no hockey by November/December.
I don't care who took the first shot. Sabres-GAF sticks together.
Christ, the lockout hasn't even started yet. Shit's gonna get ugly in here if there's no hockey by November/December.
Didn't NJ's local ratings go down like a quarter this year? And a Devils fan trying to defend their ratings/attendance to Sabres fan? :lol My neighbor is still on the season ticket waitlist. He's been on there since the last lockout.I don't care who took the first shot. Sabres-GAF sticks together.
Christ, the lockout hasn't even started yet. Shit's gonna get ugly in here if there's no hockey by November/December.
I'm ready for a melee.
SpectreFire
Member
I'll be 26 when The Avengers 2 comes out.
Fuck.
Fuck.
No hockey is making me nuttier by the day.
HOLD IT TOGETHER MAN THE NHL 13 DEMO COMES OUT IN 4 HOURS
MARVIE, GIVE ME STRENGTH.
ZeroGravity
Member
I'll be 31
I'll be 31
Me too, buddy, me too.
Let's get nuts!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gA6hZ4f34II&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Still not qualified for their prospects camp.
SpectreFire
Member
I'm debating staying up for it :| what has my life become...
At least you aren't Tabris?
SpectreFire
Member
At least there'll be hockey again soon....-FUCK.
It's all I got left anymore.
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