NHL 2011-2012 Offseason thread of Cash Rules Everything Around Me
- Thread starter Dastardly Jerks
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SpectreFire
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SpectreFire
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Who says he's Christian? That site is awesome:
Fucking EASY. Just gotta fill in some paperwork and BOOM. SOUL MATE. All this time I thought choosing the right partner was an exercise in discovery and patience, but apparently I'm not even the one that does it. Gotta delegate that shit to God.
Awesome. I'm not even going to dispute that charge with my bank! Here I am lying through my teeth to find "The One" when all I have to do is pay $40!
I'm starting to think you may be a Cake Boss alt
Damn, would have thought God had a better method of execution but who am I to doubt him, I'm just a mere mortal.
god is the only wingman you ever need, dude can turn water into wine and has the best stories.
"oh you can bench 320 lbs? Well I created all you can see before you."
Dude would always cast the first stone.
"And on the seventh day, God tapped that ass"
I wonder if this has anything to do with us being robbed...
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=489790
SpectreFire
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That American shit has the potency of maybe half an apple juice box?
half a Molson. So pretty much, yeah.
Dastardly Jerks
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Umm excuse me, but Good Burger is fucking awesome, so y'know shut up or ~whatev-uhh~
TemplaerDude
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Someone made a Good Burger reference? This thread is fucking awesome.
Coldnoodle
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OH GOD WHY AM I AWAKE
Dastardly Jerks
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WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME AH THA GOOD BURGER CAN AH TAKE YA AWWWDAH?
bueno
SuperSonic1305
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Yay school! Yay education!
Pfff my 2 degrees aint doing shit for me now.
Coldnoodle
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KingHenrik30
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I majored in psychology, have an MBA and I'm currently a sales rep for a beer company. Fuck school!
Do you get free beer?
KingHenrik30
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All the time.
Dream job.
Fuuuck. What beer if you don't mind me asking
Knowing Regin there is probably more damage to his back than the trophy.
KingHenrik30
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Founders, Harpoon, Delirium, Hoffbrau, Radeburger, He'brew, Coney Island, Weihenstephan and Woodchuck are some of our core brands.
Is that a Long Island based brewery? I've had most of those, I'm jealous of your job.
KingHenrik30
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Brooklyn but we go all over and my route is in the upper east side. It's a good job, the pay isn't great and it can be very stressful when shit goes wrong but the benefits are nice and there is room to move.
It's founders breakfast stout season now so I'm gearing up to gank as many of those as I can, best beer evar.
Beat Crosby by 11 days, maybe they just wanted to be in the news lol.
Yes.
I'm just all about supporting local craft breweries.
I hate when I go to a bar that doesn't have local brews.
KingHenrik30
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Yeah craft beer in general is on the rise so that's good for everybody.
Also Landeskog being captain, was that really nesessary?
It's early September, a week before training camp would open even if camp wasn't 90% certain to be pushed back by a lockout. I'm sure it's a perfect time to be worrying about who will be wearing the C whenever the season hopefully starts lol.
KingHenrik30
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Just seems like a stunt. I get that landeskog is a great player, but it's not like he's earned that. Also a good way to set him up to fail. 1 year in the league and your gonna be the captain of a rebuilding team? Yikes.
For real? Surprising they're doing it already, I would've expected them to wait at least a few more years. Guess they really wanna start early with the "face of the franchise" stuff. Good for him, can't wait to see how much better he'll be next season... kinda scared.
:lol
These jokes won't get old for at least another year.
What the hell happened here? Did he get run over by a lawnmower or sth?