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[Giggzy]

He's got the power of the constellations behind him. There's no stopping Bryz

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

John Gibson FUTURE

 

[ZeroGravity]

Gibson's going to be a special one.

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

John Gibson shutout debut? John Gibson shutout debut.

 

[ZeroGravity]

Updated chances of making playoffs:

100% - Minnesota
99.5% - Philadelphia
95.7% - Detroit
93.8% - Columbus
74.3% - Dallas
25.4% - Phoenix
06.7% - New Jersey
02.2% - Washington
02.1% - Toronto
00.0% - Ottawa

New York Rangers clinch.

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

John Gibson shutout debut? John Gibson shutout debut.

 

[Heretic]

awesome lol

Happy to see him doing well in Minny, Bryz is hilarious, the more we see of him the better.

He's got the power of the constellations behind him. There's no stopping Bryz

I'm still a fan of The Bryz

John Gibson FUTURE

Gibson's going to be a special one.

John Gibson shutout debut? John Gibson shutout debut.

Gibson shutout penis all over dastardly's face?

we need something new...


DUCKS WIN!!! WOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

awesome lol





I'm still a fan of The Bryz







Gibson shutout penis all over dastardly's face?

we need something new...


DUCKS WIN!!! WOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[Lone_Prodigy]

Who called the Gibson shutout?

Offseason time!

Drive for #25.
Deep six for pick #6.

 

[ZeroGravity]

So I remembered this stat that Elliotte Friedman threw out earlier in the year:

From 2005-06 through 2011-12, just three of 32 teams who were four points out of a playoff position on November 1 recovered to make it.

This year?

Columbus, Philadelphia, and the Rangers were all further out than that. If Dallas makes the playoffs, they'll be the fourth team in one year.

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

He'll probably get a shutout.

Love you man.

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

Who called the Gibson shutout?

Offseason time!

Drive for #25.
Deep six for pick #6.

Acid the prophet

 

[ZeroGravity]

Acid the prophet

The Anti-Tabris

 

[Quick]

Acid, can you comment on my love life?

 

[Freyjadour]

So much less interesting home stretch this year. Battles over 2/3 home ice for the most part.

 

[Coldnoodle]

So much less interesting home stretch this year. Battles over 2/3 home ice for the most part.

That's the new system for you :/

 

[Giggzy]

Acid, can you comment on my love life?

Be careful what you wish for

 

[Acid08]

If only my positive predictions worked for the Sharks D:

HERE WE GO GIBSON GETS HIS FIRST LOSS ON WEDNESDAY AND ALSO WE WIN THE CUP YES LET'S GO

Acid, can you comment on my love life?

You're gonna slap bodies with some fine ass honey in a Tim Horton's bathroom sometime in the next two weeks.

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

Acid, can you comment on my love life?

Better yet...

My dummy brother thought it would be a good idea to try setting me up with his baby mama's friend(who also has a kid) and now she won't stop texting me

lamaroo knows someone you can chat with about your love life.

 

[Fata1moose]

It's fitting that both the Wild and Devils are involved in 1-0 games, making the league look great.

 

[kingslunk]

Stars have got to win tonight.

gogogo stars.

 

[Quick]

Better yet...



lamaroo knows someone you can chat with about your love life.

She could be the one, lamaroo!

I also need Acid to tell me when the Jets relocate, so I can throw a party.

 

[wsoxfan1214]

Some time after the Leafs win the Cup.

 

[Heretic]

If only my positive predictions worked for the Sharks D:

HERE WE GO GIBSON GETS HIS FIRST LOSS ON WEDNESDAY AND ALSO WE WIN THE CUP YES LET'S GO

He's headed back to Norfolk!

 

[Acid08]

After Hours

Nsfw or whatever

"You're impregnating me while I'm taking a dump!"

 

[Roflobear]

I laughed hard at "Damn! Men have different genitals than women!"

 

[Acid08]

"It's so big and thick! The dick of a married woman."

 

[wsoxfan1214]

what in the fuck acid

 

[Acid08]

what in the fuck acid

Pretty hot, right?

 

[Roflobear]

"Most boys are horrified when the girl they like suddenly grows a cock."

That one sounds kinda reasonable

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

"Most boys are horrified when the girl they like suddenly grows a cock."

That one sounds kinda reasonable

Story of my life.

 

[CrazedArabMan]

I want to say thanks to Tabris for jinxing his own team while trying to jinx ours, but we haven't clinched yet and I know this team can fall flat on their face at a moments notice, sooooo..... Don't screw it up Wings, a win tonight and we are pretty much a lock (would just need NJ and Washington to lose one more time).

 

[Unhandled Exception]

She even texted "k, I'll go" then texted me a half hour later with "sorry" when I didn't reply.

Spoiler

Then I replied, I fucked up

Oh god dude just change your number now it's only going to get worse

edit: I had a dream that Barrie got headhunted so hard part of his helmet was sliced off somehow

 

[Solo]

My dummy brother thought it would be a good idea to try setting me up with his baby mama's friend(who also has a kid) and now she won't stop texting me

At least you know she fucks

 

[Quick]

After Hours

Nsfw or whatever

"You're impregnating me while I'm taking a dump!"

"Do it! Do it! Pour your cum all over my unborn fetus."

 

[Unhandled Exception]

"Do it! Do it! Pour your cum all over my unborn fetus."

I'm not going to click that.

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

After Hours

Nsfw or whatever

"You're impregnating me while I'm taking a dump!"

"Control the global warming in my pussy"

Oh god lol

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

.@TSNBobMcKenzie: “@Real_ESPNLeBrun: Hearing whispers change coming sooner rather than later in VAN, perhaps as soon as today or tomorrow...” Hearing same.



Canucks-GAF It's time.

 

[Coldnoodle]

.@TSNBobMcKenzie: “@Real_ESPNLeBrun: Hearing whispers change coming sooner rather than later in VAN, perhaps as soon as today or tomorrow...” Hearing same.

Canucks-GAF It's time.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[ActStriker]

Pierre LeBrun ‏@Real_ESPNLeBrun 15m
Hearing whispers that perhaps change is coming sooner rather than later with the Canucks, perhaps as soon as today or tomorrow...

Pierre LeBrun ‏@Real_ESPNLeBrun 15m
Nothing concrete as I said, but those are whispers out of Van city. Will it be the GM? or the coach? We shall see...

Bob McKenzie ‏@TSNBobMcKenzie 13m
“@Real_ESPNLeBrun: Hearing whispers change coming sooner rather than later in VAN, perhaps as soon as today or tomorrow...” Hearing same.

Bob McKenzie ‏@TSNBobMcKenzie 5m
VAN situation is highly volatile, and also highly unpredictable. A LOT of money involved in making changes. Lots of moving parts.

wheres the popcorn

 

[zroid]

After Hours

Nsfw or whatever

"You're impregnating me while I'm taking a dump!"

"They say it's dangerous to swallow the cum of foreigners"

 

[Unhandled Exception]

.@TSNBobMcKenzie: “@Real_ESPNLeBrun: Hearing whispers change coming sooner rather than later in VAN, perhaps as soon as today or tomorrow...” Hearing same.



Canucks-GAF It's time.

Mark Messier to make his NHL coaching debut

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

Mike Gillis to shave his face.

 

[TUSR]

bye gillis

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

Bennett doesn't really have any good rhyming potential for tanking slogans.

"Lose it for Bennett"?

At least if Bennett scores I can sing Screw you Benny.

 

[Merguson]

So the owners allowed Luongo to be traded.

Then they allegedly blocked any Kesler trade for potential playoff revenue. Even though the starter was traded.

Then make changes because the Canucks didn't make the playoffs without their starting goalie.

Right.

 

[Lone_Prodigy]

Gillis deserves to be fired simply for the goaltending fiasco.

And the return for Kesler, a legitimate 1C, was frankly insulting if you believe the rumours. I'm glad he wasn't traded.

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

.Darren Dreger ‏@DarrenDreger 1m
Not sure exactly what will go down in Van today, but Trevor Linden's name is in the mix. Perhaps, Van using Sakic and Av's template...#TSN

Choose the form of the destructor.

 

[Unhandled Exception]

.Darren Dreger ‏@DarrenDreger 1m
Not sure exactly what will go down in Van today, but Trevor Linden's name is in the mix. Perhaps, Van using Sakic and Av's template...#TSN

Choose the form of the destructor.

Vancouver destined to follow in our shadow forever

 

[Cake Boss]

Any of you poor fucks pick up Titanfall for the 360 lol?