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[SmackCrackleNPop]

Ducks-Gaf. Good luck it'll be a good series. Go Stars.

Lehtonen scares me

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

Smith-Pelly!

Totally not a fast skater, Jim Fox got him confused with Etem?

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

Ducks and their worst team name in the NHL need to lose too.

What do you have against the Oregon Ducks?

Also I forgot whatever team you go for, but they suck.

Smith-Pelly!

Totally not a fast skater, Jim Fox got him confused with Etem?

LOL

Surprised he didn't mistake him for PK Subban.

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

DUCKS WIN

Fuck yeah DSP.

Beating the Queens in their own house is always good.

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

Hmm let's see what the Stars roster and win record currently are

aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[Hunter S.]

Yeah naming yourself after natural disasters is much better.

You missed the point completely. A duck is roadkill. An Avalanche will kill you.

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

You missed the point completely. A duck is roadkill. An Avalanche will kill you.

Ducks can fly away from said avalanche

 

[Hunter S.]

Ducks can fly away from said avalanche

lol
Donald can hypothetically ski. I just want to play Minnessotta in the first round because my friend is a wild fan. It would be a really fun round for me that is all.

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

lol
Donald can hypothetically ski. I just want to play Minnessotta in the first round because my friend is a wild fan. It would be a really fun round for me that is all.

http://youtu.be/3IfeuQ6Ayos

 

[Giggzy]

Woot! Conference champs!

Now the wait begins. Each day more hype gets added on. It's going to be a good series Stars-GAF. Good luck!

 

[wsoxfan1214]

Please win tomorrow Avs.

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

You missed the point completely. A duck is roadkill. An Avalanche will kill you.

Sounds like an Avalanche of insecurity dude.

Ducks never say die, motherfucker.

Woot! Conference champs!

Now the wait begins. Each day more hype gets added on. It's going to be a good series Stars-GAF. Good luck!

We gotta win the WCF to become the Western Conference champions. Regular season champions are one of those awkward titles you don't know what to do with.

I hope to fuck we don't raise a banner over it.

 

[wsoxfan1214]

You only do that if you go out in the first round again.

 

[SpectreFire]

THE HORROR ENDS TOMOROW

 

[TurtleSnatcher]

Round 1

Stars vs Ducks

BRING. IT. ON.

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

Coming for you Jamie Benn. Hope you got some of that postseason-experience veteran leadership to help you out in the locker room.

Oh that's right, that went out the door when Modano and Morrow did.

Welp.

 

[wsoxfan1214]

Dastardly, you know as well as I do that slunk will rub all of these posts in your face if you guys choke again.

 

[Red_Man]

I've got to work on my Tampa salt, I really like their team and they're pretty clean. I'll just have to make something up.

 

[Socreges]

If Vancouver and Carolina both lose (or both win) tomorrow, Carolina would be above Vancouver, yes? They'd be tied in points, but Carolina would have more ROW. ESPN has Carolina below Vancouver right now, though, for reasons unknown.

Exciting times!

 

[SpectreFire]

Exciting times!

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

Dastardly, you know as well as I do that slunk will rub all of these posts in your face if you guys choke again.

That's not how playoff salt works, wsox!

Two upsets in two postseasons would be the sort of reality I'd like to deny even potentially existing until it becomes evident.

If the Stars win the first two games we'll be all like...

I've got to work on my Tampa salt, I really like their team and they're pretty clean. I'll just have to make something up.

Just make a bunch of Ryan Malone coke jokes or something?

Eugh yeah, it sucks for you that Tampa are such a likeable team.

Dallas are pretty likeable as well after they got rid of Ott and Robidouche.

 

[ZeroGravity]

I've got to work on my Tampa salt, I really like their team and they're pretty clean. I'll just have to make something up.

They're just nice guys who try hard and love the game.

 

[wsoxfan1214]

Can't even be salty yet because thanks to the Blues' collapse, I still have no idea who the Hawks are playing.

Thanks a lot, Blues.

 

[kingslunk]

Can't even be salty yet because thanks to the Blues' collapse, I still have no idea who the Hawks are playing.

Thanks a lot, Blues.

Hopefully the Avs.

 

[Red_Man]

Just make a bunch of Ryan Malone coke jokes or something?

True, I'll just rehash the same Carter coke jokes from the last 5 years. Also, Bishop is fat. Fat ass.

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

Ha ha, yeah, stupid fat ass Bishop and his really really good goaltending skills and... His last name is a chess piece and... and...

 

[Clydefrog]

grats, ducks.

100 points for the kings DDD

 

[wsoxfan1214]

Hopefully the Avs.

No, fuck that.

Minny wins tomorrow and we have 7 western teams with 100+ points.

 

[Acid08]

Can always fall back on Florida being the worst state in this glorious union.

 

[wsoxfan1214]

They have southern Florida.

Arizona has no redeeming qualities.

 

[Acid08]

They have southern Florida.

Arizona has no redeeming qualities.

Southern Florida is home to Pitbull and the Panthers. Just as bad imo.

 

[wsoxfan1214]

Southern Florida is home to Pitbull and the Panthers. Just as bad imo.

True.

Still... Arizona is Arizona.

 

[Marvie_3]

They have southern Florida.

Arizona has no redeeming qualities.

it has the grand canyon and a god dam

 

[wsoxfan1214]

it has the grand canyon and a god dam

:lol

It also has Jan Brewer, all of their politicians, Glendale, the Coyotes...

 

[Fata1moose]

Congrats to Ducks-Gaf on the Western conference championship, your team had a great season.

 

[wsoxfan1214]

Congrats to Ducks-Gaf on the Western conference championship, your team had a great season.

Now just win your damn game tomorrow.

 

[Acid08]

#beatla

 

[Clydefrog]

100 points even.

 

[Terrordactyl]

They're just nice guys who try hard and love the game.

2004. Neverforget

 

[Acid08]

4 Bestern teams with 50+ wins, only two for the Least #2stronk

100 points even.

Here's hoping for a fun and injury free series clyde.

 

[Clydefrog]

Here's hoping for a fun and injury free series clyde.

here here, acid. *cheers*

now let us never speak of this amicable exchange again.

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

It's "Hear hear"

Also thanks Clyde good game today!

 

[shadowkat]

Here's hoping for a fun and injury free series clyde.

here here, acid. *cheers*

now let us never speak of this amicable exchange again.

I feel like I should quote this for proof.

 

[Clydefrog]

It's "Hear hear"

Also thanks Clyde good game today!

WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM

WHY CAN'T YOU JUST ACCEPT A WIN

MEET ME SOMEWHERE

good game. congrats on the west.

 

[Acid08]

Dustin Brown is devoid of human worth and OH MY GOD Cartman is annoying.

 

[Heretic]

Ducks win!!!



I'm scared of Dallas...

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

When Dustin Brown scored the first goal I kind of was really depressed for about 2-3 minutes.

Then I thought of a Dustin Brown Valentines Day card that says "I Knee'd you" and laughed my way back to victory.

 

[TemplaerDude]

All this happiness in here makes me sick.

 

[Fata1moose]

Now just win your damn game tomorrow.

We have so many significant injuries right now, I wouldn't be too worried about playing us.

All this happiness in here makes me sick.

May I suggest this thread then?
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=792956