We suck at these games, especially against philly.
People going to watch a hockey game on a jumbotron on a Saturday morning.
/Canada
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We suck at these games, especially against philly.
People going to watch a hockey game on a jumbotron on a Saturday morning.
/Canada
Coldnoodle
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We suck at these games, especially against philly.
People going to watch a hockey game on a jumbotron on a Saturday morning.
/Canada
Imagine the orgy after if they win.
Might go downtown wearing my Phillips shirt.
T.M. MacReady
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Zaraki_Kenpachi
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But he's the one who crafted the islanders and made this possible. He deserves more credit than he gets.
Coldnoodle
Member
DJ spinning some pretty boss tunes during the Caps warmup.
He still sucks though.
Kreider-Stepan-Miller
Hagelin-Hayes-St.Louis
Sheppard-Brassard-Zuccarello
Glass-Moore-Fast
McDonagh-Girardi
Yandle-Hunwick
Summers-Boyle
Lundqvist
Keith Yandle is playing in his, no shit, 84th game of the season.
Dominic Moore, Carl Hagelin, and the invincible Dan Girardi are also playing in their 82nd game of the season.
Hagelin-Hayes-St.Louis
Sheppard-Brassard-Zuccarello
Glass-Moore-Fast
McDonagh-Girardi
Yandle-Hunwick
Summers-Boyle
Lundqvist
Keith Yandle is playing in his, no shit, 84th game of the season.
Dominic Moore, Carl Hagelin, and the invincible Dan Girardi are also playing in their 82nd game of the season.
Eat my butt
Clinching scenarios for today:
EASTERN CONFERENCE
* The Senators would clinch a playoff berth if they get at least one point against the Flyers OR if the Penguins lose to the Sabres in regulation OR if the Bruins lose to the Lightning in any fashion.
* The Senators would clinch the No. 3 seed in the Atlantic Division if they defeat the Flyers in any fashion AND the Red Wings lose to the Hurricanes in regulation.
* The Penguins would clinch a playoff berth if they defeat the Sabres in any fashion OR if they get one point against the Sabres AND either the Senators lose to the Flyers in regulation or the Bruins fail to defeat the Lightning in regulation or overtime OR if the Bruins lose to the Lightning in any fashion.
* The Bruins would clinch a playoff berth if they defeat the Lightning in any fashion AND either the Senators or Penguins lose in regulation. If the Bruins defeat the Lightning in regulation or overtime, they would qualify with either a Senators regulation loss or Penguins loss in any fashion.
* The Canadiens would clinch the Atlantic Division title if they get at least one point against the Maple Leafs OR if the Lightning lose to the Bruins in any fashion.
* The Lightning would clinch the Atlantic Division title if they defeat the Bruins in any fashion AND the Canadiens lose to the Maple Leafs in regulation.
* The Red Wings would clinch the No. 3 seed in the Atlantic Division if they get at least one point against the Hurricanes OR if the Senators lose to the Flyers in any fashion.
* The Rangers, who are locked in as the top seed in both the Metropolitan Division and Eastern Conference, will face the No. 2 Wild Card team in the First Round either the Red Wings, Senators, Penguins or Bruins.
* The Capitals would clinch the No. 2 seed in the Metropolitan Division if they defeat the Rangers in any fashion OR if they get one point against the Rangers AND the Islanders fail to defeat the Blue Jackets in regulation or overtime OR if the Islanders lose to the Blue Jackets in any fashion.
* The Islanders would clinch the No. 2 seed in the Metropolitan Division if they defeat the Blue Jackets in regulation or overtime AND the Capitals lose to the Rangers in any fashion OR if they defeat the Blue Jackets in a shootout AND the Capitals lose to the Rangers in regulation.
WESTERN CONFERENCE
* The Ducks would clinch the top seed in the Western Conference if they defeat the Coyotes in regulation or overtime OR if they defeat the Coyotes in a shootout AND the Blues fail to defeat the Wild in regulation or overtime OR if they get one point against the Coyotes AND the Blues lose to the Wild in any fashion OR if the Blues lose to the Wild in regulation.
* The Blues would clinch the top seed in the Western Conference if they defeat the Wild in regulation or overtime AND the Ducks post a shootout win or a loss of any kind against the Coyotes OR if they defeat the Wild in a shootout AND the Ducks lose to the Coyotes in any fashion OR if they get one point against the Wild AND the Ducks lose to the Coyotes in regulation.
* The Predators, who are locked in as the No. 2 seed in the Central Division, will face the No. 3 seed in the division in the First Round either the Blackhawks or the Wild.
* The Blackhawks would clinch the No. 3 seed in the Central Division if they get at least one point against the Avalanche OR if the Wild lose to the Blues in any fashion.
* The Wild would clinch the No. 3 seed in the Central Division if they defeat the Blues in any fashion AND the Blackhawks lose to the Avalanche in regulation.
* The Canucks would clinch the No. 2 seed in the Pacific Division if they get at least one point against the Oilers OR if the Flames lose to the Jets in any fashion.
* The Flames would clinch the No. 2 seed in the Pacific Division if they defeat the Jets in any fashion AND the Canucks lose to the Oilers in regulation.
* The Jets, who are locked in as the No. 2 Wild Card, will face the Western Conference's top seed in the First Round either the Ducks or the Blues.
EASTERN CONFERENCE
* The Senators would clinch a playoff berth if they get at least one point against the Flyers OR if the Penguins lose to the Sabres in regulation OR if the Bruins lose to the Lightning in any fashion.
* The Senators would clinch the No. 3 seed in the Atlantic Division if they defeat the Flyers in any fashion AND the Red Wings lose to the Hurricanes in regulation.
* The Penguins would clinch a playoff berth if they defeat the Sabres in any fashion OR if they get one point against the Sabres AND either the Senators lose to the Flyers in regulation or the Bruins fail to defeat the Lightning in regulation or overtime OR if the Bruins lose to the Lightning in any fashion.
* The Bruins would clinch a playoff berth if they defeat the Lightning in any fashion AND either the Senators or Penguins lose in regulation. If the Bruins defeat the Lightning in regulation or overtime, they would qualify with either a Senators regulation loss or Penguins loss in any fashion.
* The Canadiens would clinch the Atlantic Division title if they get at least one point against the Maple Leafs OR if the Lightning lose to the Bruins in any fashion.
* The Lightning would clinch the Atlantic Division title if they defeat the Bruins in any fashion AND the Canadiens lose to the Maple Leafs in regulation.
* The Red Wings would clinch the No. 3 seed in the Atlantic Division if they get at least one point against the Hurricanes OR if the Senators lose to the Flyers in any fashion.
* The Rangers, who are locked in as the top seed in both the Metropolitan Division and Eastern Conference, will face the No. 2 Wild Card team in the First Round either the Red Wings, Senators, Penguins or Bruins.
* The Capitals would clinch the No. 2 seed in the Metropolitan Division if they defeat the Rangers in any fashion OR if they get one point against the Rangers AND the Islanders fail to defeat the Blue Jackets in regulation or overtime OR if the Islanders lose to the Blue Jackets in any fashion.
* The Islanders would clinch the No. 2 seed in the Metropolitan Division if they defeat the Blue Jackets in regulation or overtime AND the Capitals lose to the Rangers in any fashion OR if they defeat the Blue Jackets in a shootout AND the Capitals lose to the Rangers in regulation.
WESTERN CONFERENCE
* The Ducks would clinch the top seed in the Western Conference if they defeat the Coyotes in regulation or overtime OR if they defeat the Coyotes in a shootout AND the Blues fail to defeat the Wild in regulation or overtime OR if they get one point against the Coyotes AND the Blues lose to the Wild in any fashion OR if the Blues lose to the Wild in regulation.
* The Blues would clinch the top seed in the Western Conference if they defeat the Wild in regulation or overtime AND the Ducks post a shootout win or a loss of any kind against the Coyotes OR if they defeat the Wild in a shootout AND the Ducks lose to the Coyotes in any fashion OR if they get one point against the Wild AND the Ducks lose to the Coyotes in regulation.
* The Predators, who are locked in as the No. 2 seed in the Central Division, will face the No. 3 seed in the division in the First Round either the Blackhawks or the Wild.
* The Blackhawks would clinch the No. 3 seed in the Central Division if they get at least one point against the Avalanche OR if the Wild lose to the Blues in any fashion.
* The Wild would clinch the No. 3 seed in the Central Division if they defeat the Blues in any fashion AND the Blackhawks lose to the Avalanche in regulation.
* The Canucks would clinch the No. 2 seed in the Pacific Division if they get at least one point against the Oilers OR if the Flames lose to the Jets in any fashion.
* The Flames would clinch the No. 2 seed in the Pacific Division if they defeat the Jets in any fashion AND the Canucks lose to the Oilers in regulation.
* The Jets, who are locked in as the No. 2 Wild Card, will face the Western Conference's top seed in the First Round either the Ducks or the Blues.
Calamari41
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He will continue to as coach of the Bruins next season.
He was late for a practice recently, and Spezza threw his tracksuit in the shower.
It's really awesome how dramatically Kevin Hayes has improved over the course of the season. He was so raw at the start that I was surprised they elected to keep him up on the big club, but over time he has just gradually gotten better and better and better. Now he's a goddamn monster.
Nooooo, JT!
Nooooo, JT!
CreeperBlocks
Banned
Stone!
There ya go Sens
There ya go Sens
_/¯CreeperBlocks
Banned
Watch Daredevil or The Sens Game..
Hmm
Hmm
Sens game then Daredevil then Habs game.
Yeah just read that. I guess it'll be one of those games, we'll get destroyed in our last game at home
Yay!
CreeperBlocks
Banned
Sounds good to me!
Coldnoodle
Member
Goddamn it.
KernelPanic
Member
I'd hate to see Hammond get Kreider'd.
Lone_Prodigy
Member
I want to see Pittsburgh miss just to see what they'd do. They've been retooling ever since they won the Cup.
Then again a quick first round exit would do the same.
Then again a quick first round exit would do the same.
Coldnoodle
Member
Rangers PP.
St-Louis one timer from his knees incoming.
St-Louis one timer from his knees incoming.
CreeperBlocks
Banned
I just hope the Leafs don't do anything stupid to Price tonight
KernelPanic
Member
I think TSN mentioned some sort of power struggle between Mario and the other owner. The one with the money.
Coldnoodle
Member
Lundqvist can eat a dick.
Coldnoodle
Member
Gleason fucked up.
Colton Orr will fight Price tonight and end both of their careers.
Fuck, please don't be hurt, Fast!
I was going to say something about this earlier. Feels really zoomed out for some reason.