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[scissorfight]

wow, stole 2 pts there.

kings :lol

 

[Plinko]

Huge win for Detroit. They were exhausted from the opening whistle of the 2nd period. Glad to see them playing better.

 

[vatstep]

Kings suck. They had the longest off-season ever, so the "Cup Hangover" is no excuse.

 

[MacAttack]

Khudobin to start for the Bruins tonight.

Sanjuro's reaction:

 

[sefskillz]

Kings suck. They had the longest off-season ever, so the "Cup Hangover" is no excuse.

they sucked all last year too. until the playoffs

 

[Tabris]

The Kings are frauds. Only reason they won is due to Duncan Keith.

 

[Smiley90]

The Kings are frauds. Only reason they won is due to Duncan Keith.

Jebus Christ STFU Tabris.

 

[wsoxfan1214]

The Kings are frauds. Only reason they won is due to Duncan Keith.

Fucking shut up already. Jesus christ.

 

[Tabris]

Jebus Christ STFU Tabris.

Member?

 

[wsoxfan1214]

Member?

Bish please tag every single person in this topic besides Tabris so he can't pull the special snowflake shit like this anymore.

Or just take his. Yeah. I like this one.

 

[lamaroo]

Now it can be told.
Last Monday, I got a phone call from Bar Refaeli.
“Hey, how did you like my Super Bowl commercial?” the famous super model asked.
“Hey,” she added, “I’ve rented a beachfront cottage in Aruba for the beginning of May. “Why don’t you come down and hang out?
“Bring your friends Pat Hickey and Dave Stubbs. I’ll get another couple girls from the Sports Illustrated swimsuit shoot and we’ll party.”
“Thanks for the invite, Bar,” I replied. “But the Montreal Canadiens are 6-2 on the season.
“Hickey, Stubbs and I are going to be covering the playoffs in May.”

Oops!

Mike Boone is awesome.

 

[Montresor]

After the Kings tie it with 43 seconds remaining in the game.

Oh my.

I suppose if you get to whale on Howard enough he'd eventually let one in.

Tie game

Fucking wings...

Lidstrom would have cleared that

Nice, always love when a team ties with the extra attacker - as long as I don't have a rooting interest. And the Kings were due

Poor Howard...

Detroit wins anyway, scoring with 5 seconds left.

HOLY SHIT WOW

OOOOOOH SHIT! Wings gonna win it!

Whelp

This game!

Hahahaha even better

OMG LOL

FUCK YES!!!!!!

lol kings

That has to sting

Wow

Fuck you, Detroit.

Fuck. You.

Lol Quick.

That is all on Quick. Wow

Crazed!!!

Queens blow.

Grabovski isn't going to be penalized. The NHL is just calling him in so they can sit down and laugh at the 911 calls.

wow, stole 2 pts there.

kings :lol

Huge win for Detroit. They were exhausted from the opening whistle of the 2nd period. Glad to see them playing better.

Kings suck. They had the longest off-season ever, so the "Cup Hangover" is no excuse.

 

[Smiley90]

Bish please tag every single person in this topic besides Tabris so he can't pull the special snowflake shit like this anymore.

Or just take his. Yeah. I like this one.

Everyone not Tabris becomes "Better than Tabris", or Tabris becomes "Worse than Member". I'm okay with that, too. (His current tag is already supposed to work, but it's clearly not working )

 

[wsoxfan1214]

Everyone not Tabris becomes "Better than Tabris", or Tabris becomes "Worse than Member". I'm okay with that, too. (His current tag is already supposed to work, but it's clearly not working )

:lol

Either one would be incredible.

 

[Rand0m TAG]

What happened in the Detroit game? Was it a crummy goal or did Detroit clutch it?

 

[wsoxfan1214]

What happened in the Detroit game? Was it a crummy goal or did Detroit clutch it?

Quick choked.

 

[Tabris]

Where is the love?

 

[wsoxfan1214]

Wow. Just saw the bite. shut the fuck up, montreal. Don't try to suffocate a guy then. What the fuck do you expect him to do?

 

[MetatronM]

Two big games coming up against the Bolts tonight and Bruins on Tuesday, then our schedule finally starts to get pretty soft. If we can win these next two we might be able to go on a major tear here.

That's a pretty big "if," though.

 

[CCF23]

Canucks Super Skills is streaming if any of Canucks gaf want to watch. I'm really only interested in hardest shot now that Salo is gone. Edler or Garrison?

 

[CCF23]

@FarhanLaljiTSN
At #Canucks super skills, Ryan Kesler says he "can see the light at the end of the tunnel" and that his return is "just around the corner"

 

[Heretic]

canucks are sloooooooooooooooooow skaters

 

[Tabris]

Did you hear that bigger cheer for Mason Raymond? I told ya Ray Ray was getting the love!

 

[CCF23]

canucks are sloooooooooooooooooow skaters

Dale Weise. Speedster.

 

[Tabris]

canucks are sloooooooooooooooooow skaters

We seemed to skate past you guys for 5 goals last game

 

[bardia]

Canucks Super Skills is streaming if any of Canucks gaf want to watch. I'm really only interested in hardest shot now that Salo is gone. Edler or Garrison?

Obligatory when is the best dive competition? And will there be an indoor pool?

 

[Acid08]

Sharks are getting started on the annual long as fuck February road trip. Stupid SAP Open taking the Tank every year. Fuck tennis.

 

[Tabris]

Obligatory when is the best dive competition? And will there be an indoor pool?

This comment in combination with your avatar makes no sense to me.

 

[CCF23]

This comment in combination with your avatar makes no sense to me.

A joke is something spoken, written, or done with humorous intention.[1] Jokes may have many different forms, e.g., a single word (Tabris) or a gesture (considered in a particular context), a question-answer, or a whole short story. The word "joke" has a number of synonyms, including wisecrack, gag, prank, quip, jape and jest.[1]

To achieve their end, jokes may employ irony, sarcasm, word play and other devices. Jokes may have a punch line, i.e. an ending to make it humorous.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke

 

[Tabris]

 

[Marvie_3]

Obligatory when is the best dive competition? And will there be an indoor pool?

Something something no need for a competition when they're all winners something something

 

[CCF23]

Holy shit. One of the kids just cranked out a 73MPH slap shot while the rest of them were mid 50s.

 

[Smiley90]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_centers_in_the_United_States

 

[Tabris]

That guy compared to the rest of his team looked like the big slapshot guy on the Mighty Ducks (the movie)

 

[Heretic]

We seemed to skate past you guys for 5 goals last game

Schneider was a speed demon, too, when he ran to the bench =)

 

[CCF23]

Dat Garrison slap shot. Needs to be used more.

 

[Tabris]

Hahahaha so awesome! Luongo slapshot contest!

 

[CCF23]

Luongo doing hardest shot in goalie pads. Classic.

 

[bardia]

Lu unable to be a #1 at anything, classic.

 

[CCF23]

Well, there's another reason to trade Luongo over Schneider. Schneider has a better slapper!

:lol

 

[Tabris]

Trade Luongo right away. Schneider is obviously the better slapshot specialist!

 

[CCF23]

I wonder if this event confuses Booth. He's probably looking for the elk and giant zombie goats.

 

[Tabris]

Always nice to see when Rogers Arena has real fans in it, instead of a bunch of Yaletown yuppies who rather be texting than watching.

 

[Solo]

So a PIT/NJD game yesterday and another PIT/NJD today?

Never seen that before, they play each other back to back.

ckbss pls

Montreal and Boston did that in the playoffs. In the playoffs.

 

[CrazedArabMan]

Really wish Brunner was considered a rookie, would be leading rookies in goals if it were the case.

 

[Curufinwe]

Leighton is out, Boucher is back. I hope he plays well enough to stay there when Leighton is healthy.

http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/frequentflyers/Boucher-recalled-Leighton-hurt.html

 

[Heretic]

that was pretty bad ass lol. luongo with great stops

 

[Red_Man]

 

[Smiley90]

I'll be out to watch the game and won't be posting so someone will have to pick up the slack if one of the Gallys score.

 

[Fei]

Happy Regehr's back tonight. Maybe we'll actually be able to clear the zone?