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[Levyne]

woo

 

[Marvie_3]

Bickell!!! Suck shit L.A. scumbag trash fucks!

 

[Acid08]

Haha our powerplay.

 

[jello44]

Luke Schenn..

/cries

 

[Acid08]

NIETO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK YOU JELLO

 

[Var]

Damn Shorks!

 

[apocalidiot]

Ok, lets get these dumbass penalties out of our system

 

[Marvie_3]

Ok, lets get these dumbass penalties out of our system

Refs getting paid by the call tonight. Yeesh.

 

[apocalidiot]

Refs getting paid by the call tonight. Yeesh.

I'll be honest and say I missed both Sharp's and Shaw's penalties, but I just assumed Shaw did something stupid (especially against Brown)

 

[Coldnoodle]

 

[Hunter S.]

Avs would only play the Sharks if we won the divison and they were a wild card or vice versa, not a big chance that happens. It's going to be Hawks or Blues.

The Divisional Playoffs pit the top ranked team in the conference against the lower ranked wild-card and the other division winner against the higher ranked wild-card (1 vs 8, 2 vs 7). The second and third place teams in each division play each other (3 vs 6, 4 vs 5; 3 vs 5, 4 vs 6; or 3 vs 4, 5 vs 6).

Seems the league is trying to create a lot of in division rivalries. I would rather play the sharks as the games are always high scoring. Booooo this playoff structure. Boooooo!!!

 

[jello44]

lolfleyrs

 

[Acid08]

NIETO YEEEEEEES

Burns was a monster that shift.

 

[Var]

Bah.

 

[Marvie_3]

Jeff Carter just had some kind of tiny insect pestering him in the face.






Wait it was Marcus Kruger.

 

[Samyy]

Luke Schenn..

/cries

 

[Var]

Stahp!

 

[Samyy]

Stahp!

But its so easy

 

[Slurmer]

NIETO YEEEEEEES

Burns was a monster that shift.

Nieto punked the shit out of Giroux on that goal.

 

[Acid08]

Niemi pls why did you let go of that

 

[Var]

G line looking great

 

[FUBAR McDangles]

Patrick Kane score more points plz.

 

[Marvie_3]

Brown scumbagging it up.

 

[FUBAR McDangles]

Brown scumbagging it up.

NHL February 2014 |OT| The A on Dustin Brown's jersey stands for Asshole

 

[Acid08]

Lol yeah why bother calling the crosscheck on Schenn?

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

Hahaha, the Ducks are in Olympic break mode already. Avoiding injuries left, right and centre? You betcha.

Dastardly how do you feel about a playoff series against the Stars?

We've all seen what playoff-caliber Seguin is capable of. Bring it.

Also no one else on their roster has had recent playoff experience, except Gonchar. They wouldn't know how to handle it.

Hockey!


Also nothing will ever beat their abortionplex article. Nothing.

Abortionplex? THIS I GOTTA SEE.

Also that hockey article is awesome.

 

[Kuro Madoushi]

Johnny Totorella is now my favourite coach

http://youtu.be/LprzxFAoH9w

Don't push me

Man is this catchy...and the Flames equipment manager was the best

 

[Smiley90]

Hahaha, the Ducks are in Olympic break mode already. Avoiding injuries left, right and centre? You betcha.



We've all seen what playoff-caliber Seguin is capable of. Bring it.

Also no one else on their roster has had recent playoff experience, except Gonchar. They wouldn't know how to handle it.



Abortionplex? THIS I GOTTA SEE.

Also that hockey article is awesome.

Best Onion article ever written, hands down. Not just because way too many people took it seriously.

 

[Smiley90]

Johnny Totorella is now my favourite coach

http://youtu.be/LprzxFAoH9w

Don't push me

Man is this catchy...and the Flames equipment manager was the best

LOOOOOL. I mean I saw the press conference before, but... LOL

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

Best Onion article ever written, hands down. Not just because way too many people took it seriously.

"Although we've traditionally dedicated 97 percent of our resources to other important services such as contraception distribution, cancer screening, and STD testing, this new complex allows us to devote our full attention to what has always been our true passion: abortion," said Richards, standing under a banner emblazoned with Planned Parenthood's new slogan, "No Life Is Sacred."

oh god, my sides. #dead

 

[KingHenrik30]

Johnny Totorella is now my favourite coach

http://youtu.be/LprzxFAoH9w

Don't push me

Man is this catchy...and the Flames equipment manager was the best

A classic from when he was with the Rangers

"Next Question"

 

[Acid08]

Flyers clog the neutral zone more than I clog a public restroom toilet.

 

[Smiley90]

Flyers clog the neutral zone more than I clog a public restroom toilet.

-looks at tag-

 

[jello44]

Flyers clog the neutral zone more than I clog a public restroom toilet.

Eww public restrooms.

 

[Var]

Eww public restrooms.

Well, he doesn't want to clog his own toilet.

 

[Acid08]

I save my stinkiest drops for the public.

 

[jello44]

Gusty Carter'd (high-n-wide)

 

[Quick]

Brown scumbagging it up.

NHL March 2014 |OT| The C on Dustin Brown's jersey stands for Cunt.

 

[Levyne]

Yes! Lets not go to OT, please...

 

[wsoxfan1214]

Kruger!

 

[Marvie_3]

Yes! Lets not go to OT, please...

They won't.





They'll lose in regulation.

 

[Acid08]

Stuey sold that a bit. Makes up for the missed crosscheck

 

[wsoxfan1214]

They won't.





They'll lose in regulation.

 

[Marvie_3]

I hope they do lose in OT though. I want that loser point record.

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

Well this game sucks. Bonino needs to come back.

Broncos lost. Clippers lost. Nothing going right this week.

 

[kingslunk]

Well this game sucks. Bonino needs to come back.

Broncos lost. Clippers lost. Nothing going right this week.

Every time I see Broncos lost I get sad. Damn Broncos.

 

[Acid08]

Boring period.

 

[jello44]

Fear The Fin ‏@fearthefin 5m

I don't think there's a better penalty killing forward in the league than Sean Couturier. Maybe Frans Nielsen.

:3

 

[Acid08]

Ducks with three penalties in a row. Two minutes 5 on 3 then two minutes of regular PP for the Jackets.

 

[apocalidiot]

lol @ Quick throwing the puck