Kinda want to pick Squirtle now just so I can name him Hertl.
EY YOU KIDS OUT THERE DON'T BE DOIN WHAT TOMAS HURT-A-WHIRL DID VERSUS THE RANGERS ON TUESDAY, I TELL YOU WHAT.
YOU DON'T PUT THE STICK BETWEEN YOUR LEGS AND SCORE YOUR FOURTH GOAL. YOU SIT DOWN AND STOP PRODUCIN' AFTER YOUR FIRST GOAL.
OHHH BOY. YOU KNOW HOW I KNOW THIS KID IS BAD NEWS? HE'S WEARIN' A VISOR. WHAT? THE NHL GRANDFATHERED VISORS? IS THIS LEAGUE RUN BY A EUROPEAN NOW? OHHH BOY THIS IS BAD NEWS.
YOU KIDS OUT THERE. VISORS MAKE YOU EUROPEAN AND SIP TEA LIKE A SISSY. YOU TAKE YOUR EYE INJURIES LIKE A MAN, I TELL YOU WHAT.
YOU DON'T SEE BOBBY ORR WEAR A VISOR, GOD LOVE HIM.
I like Hertls
Shinkaruk has 4pts in his first 2 games in the WHL. -cries-
Horvat has 6pts in his first 3 games. -cries some more-
Instead we get Weber playing forward, and a revolving door on our first, second and third line. -sigh-
Oh Luongo.Strombone ‏@strombone1 9m
I sure hope someone doesn't Hertl my feelings tomorrow.... #YES #NAILEDIT
Now we know who's really writing those NHL.com puns.Oh Luongo.
It's the Devils, no one cares about them.No one should claim BS more than the Devils. 22 back to back games. damn yo.
I watched the French version already, it's better then last season and you can tell how much Bergevein and Therrien care for the players with the Parros footage.24CH airs in English tomorrow. Looking forward to watching it.
Did you take TUSRs recommendation and butter chug some absinthe?Tomas Plekanec is going to top his countryman Tomas Hertl's production with 5 goals tonight.
Only gonna get to watch 1 or 2 periods tonight, but looking forward to it nonetheless.
Torts won't give them top six minutes, so it'll waste a year of their ELC.
We just need Kesler to play like his old self since he can carry a line by himself, and getting Kassian, Burrows, and Schroeder back will help.
That's mighty fine.Hiller's new mask. HYPE RISING!
Who cares if it burns a year of their ELC when they're heaps better than who we have, especially with how injury-prone everyone is? I rather ice a winning team than hope to get by with scrubs.
Plus, Torta didn't even TRY giving them top minutes. It could work, see Hertl with Thronton and Burns.
Err... Canucks have won three of their four games this season, with a lot of scoring coming from secondary sources (only four players on the team are pointless, one being Alex Burrows, who's injured.)
Scout night in Calgary? 17 NHL scouts registered for tonights tilt between the Canadiens and Flames. #NHLonTSN
Err... Canucks have won three of their four games this season, with a lot of scoring coming from secondary sources (only four players on the team are pointless, one being Alex Burrows, who's injured.)
So you're saying there's a chance Desharnais is traded?
AGally is coming to Anaheim, baby!
I can make a mad impression of anyone ridiculously incapable of scoring.
Unless it's Monday. Apparently.
Actually less chance since they'll see him play.So you're saying there's a chance Desharnais is traded?
How was Jackman not called for anything there?
Kruger loses a faceoff and ends up on the ice within 30 seconds. Yep, hockey is back.
Hope Bickell smashes Backes' face in if he keeps his bush-league shit up tonight.
It's repressed desire.It's always Hawks fans crying about Backes.
It's always Hawks fans crying about Backes.
Because he's a piece of shit and cheap-shots people all of the time?