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[Coldnoodle]

Royals!!

Even year.

 

[Smiley90]

FUCKIGN SOMEBODY MAKE HIM STOP FUCK

:lol


Also dear lord the Oilers are bad

It really is Sabres vs Canes vs Oilers for McDavid this season

 

[Razorskin]

We need to get Quick a girlfriend.

I know just the girl...

 

[shadowkat]

It's an improvement.

PUT ON YOUR FRO, AND FIGHT ME, KAVEY!

HOLD ME BACK

 

[Marvie_3]

Hey should these Japanese kids learn about Real Canadian (of Japanese descent) Hero Paul Kariya?

Only if you use Steve Kariya in your lesson as well.

 

[Acid08]

Leafs win bitches!

Leafs-GAF style on em!

this kid is incredible

 

[Kave_Man]

Planning to cut my hair just before I go out for the Toronto Meetup.

 

[Unhandled Exception]

Today on what my cat has ruined: chewed through the cord of the headset the xbone came with. That was hidden in a drawer. And that drawer was shut tight with duct tape. And he chewed through 3 layers of duct tape.

Anyone want a terrible cat?

 

[Quick]

I know just the girl...

 

[Smiley90]

Today on what my cat has ruined: chewed through the cord of the headset the xbone came with. That was hidden in a drawer. And that drawer was shut tight with duct tape. And he chewed through 3 layers of duct tape.

Anyone want a terrible cat?

I'm more interested in why you're duct-taping your drawers, what else has your cat done to things in drawers LOL

Major LOL at the Oilers centre depth right now:

Arcobello
Draisaitl (have these idiots learned nothing about rushing kids?)
Yakimov
B. Gordon

26 year old AHLer Brad Hunt (who?) is one of their top-pairing defenseman apparently.

Just laugh at the entire team, really. So bad.

 

[Acid08]

I know just the girl...

why would they throw a garbage bag over her

 

[Unhandled Exception]

I'm more interested in why you're duct-taping your drawers, what else has your cat done to things in drawers LOL

He gets in any drawer or cabinet that isn't taped shut, but now he doesn't even give a fuck about the tape. I hate this goddamn cat so much.

 

[shadowkat]

Today on what my cat has ruined: chewed through the cord of the headset the xbone came with. That was hidden in a drawer. And that drawer was shut tight with duct tape. And he chewed through 3 layers of duct tape.

Anyone want a terrible cat?

You duct tape your drawers?

 

[Smiley90]

You duct tape your drawers?

I'm glad I wasn't the only one :lol

He gets in any drawer or cabinet that isn't taped shut, but now he doesn't even give a fuck about the tape. I hate this goddamn cat so much.

Are you sure that's a cat and not just a big rat?

 

[Unhandled Exception]

You duct tape your drawers?

He gets in any drawer or cabinet that isn't taped shut, but now he doesn't even give a fuck about the tape. I hate this goddamn cat so much.

The fuck else am I supposed to do? We have this spray that works with the dog to stop her from chewing on stuff but the cat doesn't care about it either.

 

[Marvie_3]

He gets in any drawer or cabinet that isn't taped shut, but now he doesn't even give a fuck about the tape. I hate this goddamn cat so much.

Go bite some of his belongings so he learns what it feels like.

 

[Kuro Madoushi]

Go bite some of his belongings so he learns what it feels like.

lol

 

[AngmarsKing701]

The Canes win

Spoiler

because they lost

 

[shadowkat]

He gets in any drawer or cabinet that isn't taped shut, but now he doesn't even give a fuck about the tape. I hate this goddamn cat so much.

All my cat did today was puke on the couch. First time she's ever done that.

 

[Coldnoodle]

Major LOL at the Oilers centre depth right now:

Arcobello
Draisaitl (have these idiots learned nothing about rushing kids?)
Yakimov
B. Gordon

26 year old career AHLer Brad Hunt (who?) is one of their top-pairing defenseman apparently.

Shithousery.

 

[WonkyPanda]

I hope your shower is ready because you’re about to get filthy:

http://gfycat.com/WearyFragrantHoki

 

[Kuro Madoushi]

0-3 for the Kings against the Oilers?

Mah gawd...that continuous oil change. I didn't expect them to win this game...SO WHY THE FUCK DID I START SCRIVENS!??!?!?

I hope your shower is ready because you’re about to get filthy:

http://gfycat.com/WearyFragrantHoki

LOOOOOOOOOL they were on the PP?! Didn't look like it to me.

 

[WonkyPanda]

0-3 for the Kings against the Oilers?

Mah gawd...that continuous oil change. I didn't expect them to win this game...SO WHY THE FUCK DID I START SCRIVENS!??!?!?



LOOOOOOOOOL they were on the PP?! Didn't look like it to me.

lol. yup, shorthanded.

 

[Unhandled Exception]

Are you sure that's a cat and not just a big rat?

He's the top one, the bottom one is the best cat I've ever known (I don't like cats and I like her) and she hates him too.

 

[Acid08]

I hope your shower is ready because you’re about to get filthy:

http://gfycat.com/WearyFragrantHoki

any highlights against Edmonton should be asterisked.

 

[Razorskin]

0-3 for the Kings against the Oilers?

Mah gawd...that continuous oil change. I didn't expect them to win this game...SO WHY THE FUCK DID I START SCRIVENS!??!?!?



LOOOOOOOOOL they were on the PP?! Didn't look like it to me.

Well I always change my oil at least once a year.

 

[OriginofHysteria]

Strong take.

Would have been classic if he said "It was OK. Just OK"

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

Fasth is a pretty good goalie in an Anaheim uniform. Oilers uniform though... Only so much he can do

 

[shadowkat]

The fuck else am I supposed to do? We have this spray that works with the dog to stop her from chewing on stuff but the cat doesn't care about it either.

I don't know. I've never had a cat do that before.

 

[Coldnoodle]

Apparently Fasth was sick of this shit and pulled himself.

Yep :lol

If the Oilers were smart they'd fire Eakins.

No idea why they ever got rid of Kruger.

 

[A Serious Man]

Oilers trying to screw this up for Carolina.

 

[Smiley90]

Kruger! Love the dude. Coached our national team.

 

[Coldnoodle]

Rob Tychkowski ‏@Sun_Tychkowski 3m3 minutes ago

LA Kings average age is 27.4. Oilers average age is 26.6. It's not a youth thing. It's an Oilers thing.

Poor Oilers.

 

[Quick]

Royals!!

Speaking of Royals, Jeff looks like royalty in this.

 

[Cake Boss]

I hope your shower is ready because you’re about to get filthy:

http://gfycat.com/WearyFragrantHoki

Dem 67s stylin on dem

 

[Smiley90]

staaaaahp Quick

plz

plz stahp

 

[Parch]

Oiler management now have a couple more goalies to throw under the bus. Not the problem.

Major fail by the GM when he couldn't even get an experienced center and now they'll ruin another teenager by throwing Draisaitl to the wolves. Just too many holes all over the place. Not big enough. Not enough intensity. Not enough experience. Roster is busted.

Oiler management, top to bottom, need to go.

 

[Smiley90]

I hate the Kings as much as any guy

but that Ring etc raffle is pretty damn badass

 

[Coldnoodle]

Jason Strudwick ‏@Struds1260 5m5 minutes ago

Petry must be feeling like the guy who lost his Titanic trip tickets in a poker game just before it set sail.

:lol

 

[MetatronM]

This is superstar top-pairing defenseman Brad Hunt apparently:

Kostka for Brad Hunt. Straight up.

 

[SuperSonic1305]

What a thrill......
With Subban and silence in the night

CAKE EATERRRR

 

[Coldnoodle]

Oiler management now have a couple more goalies to throw under the bus. Not the problem.

Major fail by the GM when he couldn't even get an experienced center and now they'll ruin another teenager by throwing Draisaitl to the wolves. Just too many holes all over the place. Not big enough. Not enough intensity. Not enough experience. Roster is busted.

Oiler management, top to bottom, need to go.

Yep, they bungled it up.

Things won't change quick enough until they get rid of the old boys club.

 

[Zaraki_Kenpachi]

Meanwhile, from some bizarro alternate universe:

Best in the league.

Worst in the league.


I don't...

What?

:lol :lol

 

[Coldnoodle]

HAHAHA

 

[Smiley90]

HAHAHA

that looks about right LOL

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

Damn, they're even bungling shootouts.

And Quick, I don't want to put you on ignore. Please don't make me put you on ignore.

 

[Smiley90]

Fasth pulled his groin and is out

waiting for Scrivens to also get "injured" and... uh... the Oilers to just let some rookie die

 

[shadowkat]

HAHAHA

lmao

 

[Calamari41]

Looks p. good to me, yeah.

A glimpse into Dustin Brown's most frequent wet dream

 

[Coldnoodle]

Fasth pulled his groin and is out

waiting for Scrivens to also get "injured" and... uh... the Oilers to just let some rookie die

Put in Eakins.