Behold Smelly's latest creation, the Flames' AHL mascot:
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Bertuzzi's seen some shit.
These animals, why do they say Bar Down
Sam Bennett expected to miss 4 - 6 months, wow
Sam Bennett expected to miss 4 - 6 months, wow
What happened???
Bennett said his shoulder “was really sore … and it’s looking like something that’s a little more serious. I had problems with this shoulder last year, but I didn’t think anything of it, and I played through it all year. It just started to act up a little in camp this year.
“I want to be playing, that was my goal this year. Ultimately, I think this is going to be the best for my career. After I get this all healed up, I’ll be that much more confident and that much stronger when I do get a chance to play.”
People love seeing firefighters getting hurt by fire, right? And look at Scorch. He (or she) is pretty happy about what he (or she) did.
I'm not exactly sure what they were trying to go for here, but the family-friendly mascot injuring a first-responder as part of his (or her) origin story isn't exactly going to be the most endearing tale to tell.
I doubt there was any ill intent here as the team probably just wanted a creative way to unveil their mascot, but this misses the mark in a pretty big way.
UPDATE: The Adirondack Flames have issued a statement of apology from team president Brian Petrovek about Scorch's introductory skit:
Earlier today we unveiled our new mascot Scorch. In an attempt to provide background material for the character who will be the face of our team, particularly with young fans, we crafted a story that Scorch was the remaining ember from the tragic fire that destroyed much of Glens Falls in 1864.
We also crafted a skit that helped to launch the new mascot with the help of the Glens Falls Fire Department. While it seemed in good taste when it was on the drawing board, it is evident now that it was in poor taste.
On behalf of our entire organization we want to apologize for our thoughtlessness today. We have obviously turned something good, the launch of a mascot which we will use to entertain and encourage young fans, into something that is in poor taste. That was not our intention and again we apologize.
We would like to emphasize that we as an organization take seriously the dangers associated with fire, understand its potentially devastating effects and acknowledge that those in our nation who are called upon to face and fight fires on a daily basis are truly heroes.
We apologize.
Hockey tonight! Our two front office changes will be overshadowed by the two terrible contracts that we gave out...
Ugh, Moen is playing tonight, Weise is out.
Meanwhile, their highest paid player (Wideman) is a healthy scratch tonight.
What happened???
That pretty bad, tough break.
Meanwhile, their highest paid player (Wideman) is a healthy scratch tonight.
I'm just gonna assume that's because of the Burrows hit, he was groggy afterwards
Bob Hartley, this morning at the team hotel, announced that Dennis Wideman, the teams highest-paid player, would not be in the lineup tonight.
Wideman, who pulls down a salary of $5.25 million, will sit against the Edmonton Oilers. Raphael Diaz draws in.
The Flames coach was asked about sitting someone like Wideman, a veteran commanding millions in pay.
Im not a banker, Im a coach, replied Hartley.
Minutes later he confirmed: Its not a matter of injuries.
You got something to say to me tough guy?
Um, this guy is still getting paid by the flyers.
I considered it. Leafs top line was MIA last night, Kessel didn't really look like himself either.Propose to her right now.
It was an entertaining game. I don't have legitimate beef, just with how flukey it got in the end.
Weird. Wonder if they're just showcasing him to move him or Weise is hurt.Ugh, Moen is playing tonight, Weise is out.
I expect our play to be very sloppy, given that it's the beginning of the season and everyone is still adjusting the new systems and new linemates. Really interested to see how our bottom six plays considering it's completely new (only two returning players from last year).
It's baffling to me how Pronger qualified in any fashion for player safety. Beyond stupid decision. Not to mention his still being paid by the Flyers.
Game time. Go Caps!
Pretty much. I'm excited either way, but I'm not expecting much outside of .500 hockey for the first few months.
I'd have to assume they offered the job to Scott Stevens first.
Andi > Chantal ainec
Tokarski starts tonight.
Also, Pleky is funny:
...or for another MAF trainwreck.
Lemme do some work on this, hold up brah. I already made the "raining coins" one but there is too much good stuff to stick with just that.