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[Red_Man]

The last team to start a season worse than the Blue Jackets lost most of their players to military service in World War 2.

Best stat I've read in some time

Is Patrick Kane a canuck now?

Damn

holy shit, Anaheim is shooting 2.8%. that's hilariously unlucky lol.

And the Ducks have historically been a consistently high sh% team too. They have the 3rd highest sh% in the league since 2011-12.

I was wondering about this in the off season. A lot of people had pegged them for the cup finals, but no one seemed concerned about how high their SH% has been

 

[Marvie_3]

Hawks win! It was nice of the Panthers to take about 50 penalties. Made things a bit easier.

wooooooow

Yeah.....

 

[Pikma]

so we're gonna get shutout by backup goalies twice in a row huh

Enroth's really solid though

 

[Coldnoodle]

Looking like hot trash right now.

 

[Calamari41]

Is Patrick Kane a canuck now?

Reported to the mods. I'm so triggered right now, I thought this was a safe space.

 

[Marvie_3]

Reported to the mods. I'm so triggered right now, I thought this was a safe space.

Snitches get stitches. Im pretty sure thats why wsox isnt around anymore.

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

Is Patrick Kane a canuck now?

 

[MultiJhonny]

Reported to the mods. I'm so triggered right now, I thought this was a safe space.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXQkXXBqj_U


SAFE SPACE!!!

 

[kingslunk]

Duck fans right now

 

[Smiley90]

please stop taking penalties Caps, we suuuuck

 

[Calamari41]

Duck fans right now

Nah we'll figure it out.

 

[MultiJhonny]

Duck fans right now

i blame this man for their troubles

 

[Smiley90]

SEDINERYYYYYY

THREADING THE NEEDLE

 

[Coldnoodle]

Those guys aren't fair

 

[Clydefrog]

2-0


YEEEAAAAAHHHHH

EHRHOFF!

 

[Calamari41]

2-0


YEEEAAAAAHHHHH

EHRHOFF!

I'm glad you're finding success

 

[Socreges]

Bieksa -4 tonight

 

[Pikma]

The reason the Ducks have been sucking so badly is because they transferred all of their success to the San Diego Gulls, who are 3-0-0 so far. Ducks are so damn nice, almost too nice.

 

[Clydefrog]

I'm glad you're finding success

 

[Acid08]

oh man if Jumbo is injured then both of our top 6 centers are out :')

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

Nah we'll figure it out.

I think he's just angry that we're not going all kingslunk for a slow start. He's imagining is ripping up shit when we're just going about our lives in beautiful weather and great food.

I'm happy for Clydefrog finding success

 

[Clydefrog]

shutup you two, you're not happy for me. i know this is some kind of trick.

 

[Coldnoodle]

Sedins are OP

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

shutup you two, you're not happy for me. i know this is some kind of trick.

Nah you're cool. It's not like you're kingslunk. Lol.

Enjoying the weather lately by the way?

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

Barkov injured

 

[CreeperBlocks]

Clydefrog is probably the nicest Kings fan you'll ever meet

 

[Calamari41]

We're lucky to have Clydefrog. Lucky as all hell.

 

[Acid08]

Clydefrog is probably the nicest Kings fan you'll ever meet

I've seen him hurt people.

 

[Pikma]

Clydefrog is probably the nicest Kings fan you'll ever meet

He's such a nice person, yeah

Hahaha! Die Ducks Die!

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

He's such a nice person, yeah

No one who speaks German could be an evil man

I think he likes my favorite In Flames album too? (Clayman) What a good guy!

 

[Smiley90]

No one who speaks German could be an evil man

Clyde speaks German?

 

[Pikma]

No one who speaks German could be an evil man

I think he likes my favorite In Flames album too? (Clayman) What a good guy!

 

[zroid]

Clydefrog is probably the nicest Kings fan you'll ever meet

I've seen him hurt people.

these are not mutually exclusive statements

 

[Quick]

Quick photoshop. I had a drink and decided to stop tormenting the Ducks. Got lazy in the end with the helmet.

 

[Syrinx]

Clyde speaks German?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zabur-dXiYA

 

[Socreges]

Clyde speaks German?

Were you a Simpsons fan...

 

[Acid08]

Jumbo not on the bench to start the period.

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

 

[Smiley90]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1128497

jokethread is jokes

but LOL

Were you a Simpsons fan...

I get it now. I THOUGHT CLYDE AND ME WERE BROS

 

[Calamari41]

Were you a Simpsons fan...

Smiley has let us all down.

He's the Clydefrog of NHL GAF.

 

[Pikma]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1128497

jokethread is jokes

but LOL

:lol :lol

 

[Marvie_3]

Dammit shorks

 

[Acid08]

Martin Jones

 

[Zaraki_Kenpachi]

Rick Nash's first goal of the season is an empty netter, an empty netter that he didn't even score on but rather one that was awarded to him.\

You can't make this shit up

 

[Alucard]

Pens lost. Blech. Gonna be a long season. Team isn't scoring or gelling.

 

[Zaraki_Kenpachi]

Pens lost. Blech. Gonna be a long season. Team isn't scoring or gelling.

We're going to be fucking garbage for quite a while this season.

 

[Alucard]

We're going to be fucking garbage for quite a while this season.

Agreed. Feel they'll need a shake up of some kind.

 

[Pikma]

Martin Jones

Look who's laughing now, Acid

Spoiler

Do you want Lehtonen?

 

[Coldnoodle]

BEAGLE

 

[Smiley90]

SBISA GO DIE IN A CORNER

 

[Red_Man]

The play that lead to that goal is the kind of shit that gives coaches grey hair