SmackCrackleNPop
Member
This is all a dream and we need to wake up
He is an alt sent by the government to stop us from reality. I smell conspiracy
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NHL Off-Season 2014 |OT| - O stands for Overhaul
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This is all a dream and we need to wake up
He is an alt sent by the government to stop us from reality. I smell conspiracy
StylesClash
Member
I'm ready for nhl 15!
BigJonsson
Member
I remember when one of the mods (Bish, probably) gave me a tag that linked to Manics' fanfiction.
Then there was that hockey forum Manics started that copied my Olympics OT.
Yeah, Manics started all of that. *shrugs*
SmackCrackleNPop
Member
Are you Manics?
manics gay fanfiction was hilarious and twisted
Dastardly Jerks
Banned
Uh oh, it's time for a catch-up megapost.
DAAAAMN SON, THOSE TWO GUYS ARE JUST ABSOLUTELY STARING THE HELL OUT OF EACH OTHER. AND OH GOD ANOTHER GUY HAS COME IN AND HE'S JOINING THE STARING TOO. THEY PROBABLY MIGHT DO SOME MOVES SOON, BUT INSTEAD THEY'RE GOING TO SAY THE EQUIVALENT OF 3 LINES OF SCRIPT WHILE PAUSING FOR 20 MINUTES BETWEEN EACH SENTENCE WHILE STARING. OOOOHHHH SHIT IT'S ABOUT TO GO DOWN.
Meanwhile in the UFC in Dublin on the weekend... Some Irish headliner dude trash talked the hell out of some guy, even fronted him at the weigh-ins and then proceeded to later dominate him in front of his family.
I liked the parts where they didn't post after losing a game. It was almost like it was regular season.
*stares at you for 20 minutes while holding a mic*
He's a good Twitter follow. What inspired this?
Bloggers, man.
Yeah, exactly. WELCOME TO THE NEW PAGE.
Time to cross over to Cake Boss for cutting edge political commentary... CB?
*stares at you for 20 minutes while holding a mic*
"Israel is just defending itself, man"
*Vince McMahon walks in and stares at me for 20 minutes before hitting me with a briefcase full of money*
I love that that's a stereotype. Also I just keep imagining that they're all still talking about 2012. It sure felt like that on the Kings twitter in 2013. "The Stanley Cup defending Kings score on a breakaway on Mike Smith in a regular season game". "The Stanley Cup defending Kings will be at Moes Mall on 4th to sign teddy bears for Kids with Cancer". "The Stanley Cup defending Kings are responsible for Benghazi, look it up sheeple".
He's tipsy as fuck on that Real Housewives of Beverley Hills style.
DAAAAMN SON, THOSE TWO GUYS ARE JUST ABSOLUTELY STARING THE HELL OUT OF EACH OTHER. AND OH GOD ANOTHER GUY HAS COME IN AND HE'S JOINING THE STARING TOO. THEY PROBABLY MIGHT DO SOME MOVES SOON, BUT INSTEAD THEY'RE GOING TO SAY THE EQUIVALENT OF 3 LINES OF SCRIPT WHILE PAUSING FOR 20 MINUTES BETWEEN EACH SENTENCE WHILE STARING. OOOOHHHH SHIT IT'S ABOUT TO GO DOWN.
Meanwhile in the UFC in Dublin on the weekend... Some Irish headliner dude trash talked the hell out of some guy, even fronted him at the weigh-ins and then proceeded to later dominate him in front of his family.
I liked the parts where they didn't post after losing a game. It was almost like it was regular season.
*stares at you for 20 minutes while holding a mic*
He's a good Twitter follow. What inspired this?
Bloggers, man.
Yeah, exactly. WELCOME TO THE NEW PAGE.
Time to cross over to Cake Boss for cutting edge political commentary... CB?
*stares at you for 20 minutes while holding a mic*
"Israel is just defending itself, man"
*Vince McMahon walks in and stares at me for 20 minutes before hitting me with a briefcase full of money*
I love that that's a stereotype. Also I just keep imagining that they're all still talking about 2012. It sure felt like that on the Kings twitter in 2013. "The Stanley Cup defending Kings score on a breakaway on Mike Smith in a regular season game". "The Stanley Cup defending Kings will be at Moes Mall on 4th to sign teddy bears for Kids with Cancer". "The Stanley Cup defending Kings are responsible for Benghazi, look it up sheeple".
He's tipsy as fuck on that Real Housewives of Beverley Hills style.
Kuro Madoushi
Unconfirmed Member
I've met Stet, Brinbe, Kave_Man, Whitehawk, and one other guy I can put a face to but not a name.
Rest o you are alts as far as I am concerned.
BigJohnson, you're an alt til you come to a meet up.
Rest o you are alts as far as I am concerned.
BigJohnson, you're an alt til you come to a meet up.
SmackCrackleNPop
Member
Detroit's arena should look like Robocop's helmet. Maybe the visor could light up when Detroit scores. It's a good deterrent for crime.
I'd buy that for a dollar
I'd buy that for a dollar
Unhandled Exception
Member
I remember sticky bombing you to death in TF2 when TF2 GAF was a thing (is it still?). Does this count as a face to face meeting pls respond
Dastardly Jerks
Banned
The BigJohnson boys are banned from every parade in Ontario for being aggressive at the guy on stilts
I went to high school with BigJonsson, he's also the person who introduced me to GAF so I can vouch for him.
Unless he's my alt...wait what?
Pickles the Firecat
Banned
Whoa whoa whoa. Get it right fellas. I'm drinking Cismontane today, that's my olive branch of peace extended toward Ducks fans.
Do you know his girlfriend because....you are his girlfriend?
Calamari41
41 > 38
I'll have too try them out, good Orange County boys.
Who can resist someone called bigjonsson? I know I can't
Dastardly Jerks
Banned
BigJohnson and his boys have been doing donuts in a pickup truck on the front lawn of Wendel Clarks ex-wife. They get out of the truck and rip their shirts off and start wrestling in the rings their truck made.
I'm really not sure why the name "BigJohnson" reminds me of a big burly redneck guy and his ragtag bunch of redneck pals. But I'm gonna run with it.
I'm really not sure why the name "BigJohnson" reminds me of a big burly redneck guy and his ragtag bunch of redneck pals. But I'm gonna run with it.
TheKaeptain
Banned
I like Duck fans. They're cool dudes and don't hold grudges.
Dastardly Jerks
Banned
Yeah and we don't get passionately angry about strange things- IT'S DUCKS NOT DUCK YOU FUCKING KINGS AKSJDHKASD
Kuro Madoushi
Unconfirmed Member
besides yourself
lol nice try Forza alt.
His type of humour just rubs me the wrong way I guess. He comes across as pretentious to me and just trying too hard.
I'll make it to a meet up one of these days. Leafs-Gaf completes me.
Calamari41
41 > 38
I won't let you get away with this.
Dastardly Jerks
Banned
A guy who dresses up in yoga pants and dances to a parody he made of Robyns "Call your girlfriend" is trying too hard?
SmackCrackleNPop
Member
Dastardly Jerks
Banned
Weird Al GIFs need to be a more commonplace thing.
SmackCrackleNPop
Member
Unhandled Exception
Member
Wait wat. Kicked out of the cool club? I dunno, it was years ago. I played a lot of demoman, but my steam name changes a lot.
My post may be unappreciated, but I like to believe it's the best post I've ever made.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=121787596&postcount=99
...It's beautiful...
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=121787596&postcount=99
...It's beautiful...
Unhandled Exception
Member
Well, if I was hungry I would no longer be.
Because you'd be eating several delicious twinkie weiner sandwiches?
SmackCrackleNPop
Member
They have rights too
I take it you've actually never had one?
StylesClash
Member
Who else shall I introduce myself to? Cake boss I don't believe we have officially met.
Kuro Madoushi
Unconfirmed Member
Bunch of troll classes and dipshits as admins there.
I got sick of the charging tards and all the RJ sollys whose only purpose was to hit you with their shovel and constant Hightower.
hi forza
StylesClash
Member
Here we go again with the alt stuff...
u must be new here
SmackCrackleNPop
Member
Seems like styles are clashing
Fuck you, Kuro!
You've seen me. If you've seen one Generic Asian, you've seen them all.
StylesClash
Member
That was good.
Unhandled Exception
Member
I haven't had a twinkie in a very long time my mans. This will not be changing.