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[Unhandled Exception]

Why would you say "Alex with a x" anyways? Is there some other common spelling of Alex?

Alyxz

 

[Smiley90]

Alyxz

I actually know an Alyx lol

 

[TUSR]

Why would you say "Alex with a x" anyways? Is there some other common spelling of Alex?

you'd be surprised at the amount of people that are idiots and confuse it with Alec

 

[RC]

I actually know an Alyx lol

That's such a 90's way to spell it. All it needs now is a hyphen for added baditute.

 

[StylesClash]

I would share my name but you wouldn't believe me...

 

[TUSR]

I would share my name but you wouldn't believe me...

Forza?

edit: wait thats believable

 

[StylesClash]

Who is forza anyway?

 

[lamaroo]

Epic Tales of Penis

 

[Quick]

My Visceral Stories of Cock is better.

 

[Cactus]

3.3 for Franson isn't that bad. Doubt he's a Leaf on opening day.

 

[Giggzy]

I would share my name but you wouldn't believe me...

Tabris?

 

[Razorskin]

I would share my name but you wouldn't believe me...

First name Forza, last name Italia?

 

[T.M. MacReady]

jeez whats going on in here? Who's this new Forza alt acting like the Bob Benson of NHL Gaf?

 

[Unhandled Exception]

Pretty sure this StylesClash guy is legit, guys.

 

[TUSR]

Pretty sure this StylesClash guy is legit, guys.

someone should fight him irl

smelly i might move to vancouver next year

 

[StylesClash]

Thanks avalanche buddy! I wish you many goals from Jarome.

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

I never thought StylesClash was an alt.

So are you sticking with us or am
I going to put your name on that tombstone

 

[TUSR]

smelly pls respond

 

[StylesClash]

I think I'm staying. We can all take dream down together.

 

[TUSR]

styles i have one request

no one here cares about wrestling, its best you follow suit.

 

[Unhandled Exception]

smelly pls respond

how you gonna out-simp the grandmaster simp

 

[StylesClash]

Not a problem...I won't bring that here except my username lol

 

[TUSR]

how you gonna out-simp the grandmaster simp

dallas aint no simp

 

[shadowkat]

How long till hockey?

It's really weird in here right now.

 

[TheKaeptain]

How long till hockey?

It's really weird in here right now.

78 days

 

[cube444]

Step aside Kirilenko. Your beat up pussy looks like a catcher's mitt circa Babe Ruth era. Time for Ovie to stretch some tender 19 year old box:

Box Stretching

 

[TUSR]

jesus

 

[StylesClash]

Has it always been weird in here or is it just me?

 

[Unhandled Exception]

We have no hockey to talk about at all

The best we got is ManicForza's misogynistic ovi fantasies

SOS pls send help.

 

[TUSR]

Has it always been weird in here or is it just me?

today is a new low

 

[cube444]

Has it always been weird in here or is it just me?

This is small fry shit man. You should join our next hockey bath house night.

Good times.

 

[Coldnoodle]

Step aside Kirilenko. Your beat up pussy looks like a catcher's mitt circa Babe Ruth era. Time for Ovie to stretch some tender 19 year old box:

Box Stretching

Ovi no

Welp, at least the dream of a super athletic baby is still alive.

 

[StylesClash]

I've seen after hours. I know how it can get. Was just making sure I wasn't adding to it.

 

[Unhandled Exception]

O'Reilly's arbitration is in 2 days so that'll be something. You can all laugh at my anguish, it'll be like last season never happened!

 

[cube444]

I've seen after hours. I know how it can get. Was just making sure I wasn't adding to it.

Nothing beats "Hockey Night in Bath House."

Snapping my fingers and Kave Man knowing full well what he's got to do.

 

[Coldnoodle]

O'Reilly's arbitration is in 2 days so that'll be something. You can all laugh at my anguish, it'll be like last season never happened!

Whole situation has been messy.

He'll just want more cash next year with the salary cap going up.

 

[TUSR]

O'Reilly's arbitration is in 2 days so that'll be something. You can all laugh at my anguish, it'll be like last season never happened!

7.5/yr

 

[Kuro Madoushi]

The one year term makes it not the worst thing ever. This year is going to be such a mess anyway, I just hope it's enough of a mess that we get a good shot at the lottery.

The Leafs won't get anything handed to them. You know that pick is going to Arizona.

I'm still holding out hope that if Franny has the right D partner on the 3rd pairing, he should be good.

Not sure who that would be though...I'm not even sure what our D will really look like

Phaneuf - Robidas
Gardiner - Polak
Rielly/Percy- Granberg/Franson

I want Phaneuf to STFU and play on the goddamn left side. I also want to keep Rielly and Gardiner on the left as well. That third pairing though, especially if it's Rielly and Franson, scare the shit out of me.

I also wouldn't mind a Franson trade to help our 2nd line for more scoring as well.

JVR - Bozak - Kessel
Lupul - Kadri - Frattin/Santorelli
Komarov - Holland/Santorelli - Crapson
Smith - Holland - Ashton/Bodie
Petri "I don't know" Kontiola as the extra and Orr mentors out AHL face punchers.

This still doesn't fill me with a lot of hope because there are way too many questions. Can Santorelli play RW? Can Holland produce with those line mates? Will Clarkson not drag everyone down? Can we get dependable face off wins? Can Frattin surprise everyone?

1st line is fine but Bozak is bound to regress.
2nd line has to stay healthy and I'm not sold on Frattin coming back.
3rd line with Clarkson worries me.
4th line has some good grinders and an ok mix, which I hope can play the PK as well. I would've fucking liked D'Amigo on there but whatever the fuck.

Dark horses
Brown is likely not ready, but I want to give him a try and I think another year of Jr is wasted, so AHL and call up.
Gauthier is also likely not ready and is better off in Jr.
Verhaeghe is also likely not ready. Not sure if he should go back to Jr or AHL though.
I don't want Nylander in this mess, so he will go back to Sweden.

 

[Smiley90]

someone should fight him irl

smelly i might move to vancouver next year

I'll buy you a beer

 

[Holiday]

I've been completely underwhelmed by Destiny, but that's probably because I've been hooked to Counter-Strike again. Best FPS ever.

Same here. Went back to CS a few weeks ago, and don't know why I ever left.

 

[TUSR]

I'll buy you a beer

the woman of my dreams is there

top tier waifu

and plus best coast >>>

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

Well let's look at this scientifically:



and then Clyde's neighborhood:



While I'm here I might as well post a picture of my home course:

That's how we roll in the OC. We can't fly together as efficiently with smog in the air

 

[Calamari41]

That's how we roll in the OC. We can't fly together as efficiently with smog in the air

Even Los Angeles idol Kobe knows what's up.

 

[zroid]

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

http://prohockeytalk.nbcsports.com/2014/07/20/own-saku-koivus-mansion-for-a-cool-6-6m/

Koivu is trying to sell his house in Irvine.

Nice house

 

[StylesClash]

Tampa Twitter GOOD ONTARIO BOYS...am I getting it right?

 

[T.M. MacReady]

Vanek is apparently involved in some gambling ring from his Buffalo days

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

Vanek is apparently involved in some gambling ring from his Buffalo days

Did he bet against his team?

 

[T.M. MacReady]

Did he bet against his team?

doesn't sound that way

http://prohockeytalk.nbcsports.com/2014/07/21/vanek-connected-to-federal-gambling-investigation/

 

[Solo]

Did he bet against his team?

Would make his performance in the playoffs make a lot more sense.