Calamari41
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Keep it bottled up inside and attack during a moment of weakness.
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NHL Off-Season 2014 |OT| - O stands for Overhaul
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Keep it bottled up inside and attack during a moment of weakness.
Simon Belmont
Banned
Team XBox, up top!
SmackCrackleNPop
Member
That is going to be my catch phrase as I unload into numerous women for the next couple weeks.
I was going to use Cowabunga...but, well fuck.
I want Subban in a Bruins uniform. All the Subbans.
FUBAR McDangles
Member
Dastardly Jerks
Banned
THIS IS A FARCE
That song is going to haunt you forever, isn't it?
I want to give Sculli a wedgie and throw him into a locker. He's the sort of righteous film nerd that I loathe. And now it's proved that he's a goddamn hypocrite.
AND IN GREATER NUMBERS TOO!
SmackCrackleNPop
Member
Start a new streak.
Dastardly Jerks
Banned
Imagine having that one friend who was pretty knowledgeable about football but you'd go to watch games with him and he'd set you guys up with great seats, but when you get there all he'd do is bitch about the game, bitch about the players, have negative opinions and constantly try to belittle you for perceived mistakes which are really just him subconsciously using it as an excuse to get on a high horse and belittle you (IE: 98% of SJWs) and just generally be a shitty negative experience every time they talked.
Then when you leave the game and go your seperate ways, you go to talk to your other friend about the football game in his basement make-shift man-cave while you're drinking beers and playing pool, and then your negative friend sends you an SMS every time he disagreed with something you or your buddy had said.
That's Sculli.
Hmm, yeah, I feel it coming on... You could almost say, I FEEL IT IN MY BONES
Then when you leave the game and go your seperate ways, you go to talk to your other friend about the football game in his basement make-shift man-cave while you're drinking beers and playing pool, and then your negative friend sends you an SMS every time he disagreed with something you or your buddy had said.
That's Sculli.
Hmm, yeah, I feel it coming on... You could almost say, I FEEL IT IN MY BONES
Foot.....ball??????
Fata1moose
Banned
Guardians of the Galaxy is the best Marvel film so far.
Dastardly Jerks
Banned
THE PATRIARCHY IS REAL, PEOPLE
Fun fact: I've used the word 'patriarchy' ironically so much that it now autocorrects in my phone whenever I say "pa..."
Dastardly Jerks
Banned
THAT DOESN'T WORK AT ALL
like millenials in the workplace huehuehue
like millenials in the workplace huehuehue
Dastardly Jerks
Banned
SmackCrackleNPop
Member
Man, i joked about being gone on a three hour tour and I could tell a student didn't understand but was laughing along. Had no idea what I meant. Thought Gilligan's Island was a rap song or something.
The Simpsons references don't mean anything!
Dastardly Jerks
Banned
This is me whenever a millenial talks to me about music or movies.
I'm a crotchety old man already.
I'm a crotchety old man already.
I'm thinking about putting together a good table. Nothing fancy, just need a larger table to hold all of my shit, which notably would include two monitors and a MacBook Pro.
I have zero experience with building anything, and the most DIY I've done involved a really crappy macro-photography box.
I know Home Depot cuts wood, but am I being too simplistic in thinking that I could just get everything prepared by Home Depot and simply assemble it at home?
I have zero experience with building anything, and the most DIY I've done involved a really crappy macro-photography box.
I know Home Depot cuts wood, but am I being too simplistic in thinking that I could just get everything prepared by Home Depot and simply assemble it at home?
depends if you care about quality
you can make a really fucking shit table with doweling and plywood
Dastardly Jerks
Banned
Did you grab a drink with her?
Oh and also I've got the first date with LA Kings girl coming up on Sunday and oh god we haven't stopped talking all week and she's the first person I talk to waking up and she's the last person that speaks to me before I got sleep and oh god things have been going so well I'M FUCKING SCARED WHY IS THIS ALL SO PERFECT SO FAR WHAT'S THE FUCKING CATCH
Oh and also I've got the first date with LA Kings girl coming up on Sunday and oh god we haven't stopped talking all week and she's the first person I talk to waking up and she's the last person that speaks to me before I got sleep and oh god things have been going so well I'M FUCKING SCARED WHY IS THIS ALL SO PERFECT SO FAR WHAT'S THE FUCKING CATCH
... yeah that was today.
that was the native chick.
fuck ya'll for saying I shouldn't have seen her.
REV WAS THE ONLY ONE
REV, WE'RE COOL
A drink or three.
... and then some.
Let's just say my bucket list is one item shorter.
StylesClash
Member
Interesting...
Don't worry, I just realized something else happened
I should really care more about how well liquor mixes with my medication
thank god for my European genes, otherwise I'd probably be blacked out by now
Unhandled Exception
Member
Smelly did you finally get anal
You have really come to accept your name
You have really come to accept your name
She's going to knee you in the junk and then steal your kidneys while you're on the ground.
Coldnoodle
Member
I see a pretty girl on Tinder, check her profile out.
Protest against Israel all over profile. Alright cool.
*swipe to check other photos*
Dead babies, dead bodies. Damn it.
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