Our dog ingested snail poison. Took him to an animal emergency clinic where they induced vomit etc etc. Few hundred bucks. Now we're at my parents and he's limping if we can even compel him to walk and we don't know if his muscles are failing or if he's just incredibly tired. Probably the latter but fuck... Brought the kennel into the bedroom. The gf is probably going to stare at him, paranoid, all night.
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Damn, I feel for you man. Our cat ate some leaves from a mini eggplant we brought indoors overnight due to a nasty storm. Turns out its part of the nightshade family or some shit, basically poison to most mammals. We had to call some hotline in Texas or wherever for rapid response since it was around 1am, and then inject (gf is a nurse so we had needle-less syringes on hand, we have a lot of random shit) salt water into her mouth which induces crazy vomiting/salivating in cats. She ran around the house barfing and hid under the bed. We did take turns staring at her all night. So nervous.
Now we just say fuck no to all plants. Hope your dog is all good. Terrible feeling, the uncertainty.