That needs to happen IRL.
Ducks are down 3-0 against the Kings and made a mockery of the game and the buzzer sounds.
They're all in the locker room.
Bruce gives his speech.
Bruce: "Did y'all enjoy that?"
The whole room: "YEAAAAAAHHHHH"
Bruce: "Okay, and so did they. Because they're still three points up and we're one period away from losing it."
Everyone sits down silently.
Ryan Kesler: "Well if we can't beat 'em, we might as well keep our pride."
The entire room agrees.
"Ryan, that's not pride. Sure, when Corey took Brown's potato we cheered. But guys, I've been there. I know how you feel. I wanted to put some cream that potato and eat it when that jerk counted to potato. I really REALLY wanted to eat that potato.
But you know what? My hunger will pass. If I become a potato eater, if I sink to their level, then I've lost more than just potatoes. You understand?"
The room was really confused, but nodded.
"We're not goons, we're not bullies, no matter what people say or do, we have to be ourselves.
You. Who are you?"
"Cam. Cam Fowler."
"From where?"
"Farmington Hills, Michigan."
"You."
"John Gibson, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania."
"You."
"Ryan Kesler, from Livonia, Michigan."
"Who're you?"
"Jakob Silfverberg, from Galve, Sweden."
"Andrew Cogliano, from Toronto, Ontario."
"Sami Vatanen, from Jyväskylä, Finland."
"Hampus Lindholm, from Helsingborg, Sweden."
"Kevin Bieksa, from Grimsby, Ontario."
"Korbinian Holzer, from Munich, Germany."
"Jiri Sekac, from Kladno, Czechoslovakia."
"Corey Perry, from Peterborough, Ontario."
"Ryan Getzlaf, from Regina, Saskatchewan."
"And I'm Bruce Boudreau, from Toronto, Ontario."
The whole room cheered.
"We're the Anaheim Ducks. Gathered from all over the world. And we're gonna stick together. You know why?"
Teemu Selanne enters the room and says, "Because we are Ducks. And Ducks Fly Together."
Bruce: "That's right, Teemu.
And just when you thought they're about to count to potato, Ducks Fly Together."
"And when the wind blows hard and the sky is potato, Ducks Fly Together."
"And when the potatos potato, and the potato is potato, Ducks Fly Together."
Bruce finishes it off: "And when everyone said it can't be done, Ducks Fly Together."
Teemu: "Now, old Ducks, and new Ducks...you must unite under a new banner. And I thought perhaps, something like this..."