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[Pikma]

Hey Dopey where's my money

He bet it all on the Leafs winning the cup next year, once that happens you'll get your $

 

[Yawnier]

I'm so late to NHL news. I need to catch up.

In the meantime, all the NYR RHD gone!

LHD - LHD
LHD - LHD
LHD - LHD

And Scott Arniel will still coach our PP I'm guessing. Gonna be AMAZING.

Pls fix defense.

Two words:

Roman Polak

Hey Dopey where's my money

Ah shit

 

[DopeyFish]

whats your email smelly

 

[CreeperBlocks]

I think what Soc is trying to say is that The Marvie/Pikma routine was never funny nor clever and already got old and he cannot understand at all why they've kept it going continuously for the last few weeks 🙄😒

Again, I think, I'm not sure🤔

The Marvie and Pikma routine was like a bad WWE vignette.

 

[Socreges]

The Marvie and Pikma routine was like a bad WWE vignette.

"was"? "bad"? "a"? Why are you trying to end it prematurely, CreeperBlocks? Time only enriches the hilarity.

 

[CreeperBlocks]

Sad news today NHLGAF, Dan Cleary has retired from Hockey after Grand Rapids won the Calder Cup.

http://www.detroitnews.com/story/sports/nhl/red-wings/2017/06/14/ex-wing-cleary-caps-playing-career-calder-cup/102846994/

"was"? "bad"? "a"? Why are you trying to end it prematurely, CreeperBlocks? Time only enriches the hilarity.

Look man, I'm worried about Pikma. He thinks he's talking to Marvie but he's actually talking to himself.

 

[Marvie_3]

The Marvie and Pikma routine was like a bad WWE vignette.

Fuck you creeper. We arent that bad. We're better than your GMing.

Sad news today NHLGAF, Dan Cleary has retired from Hockey after Grand Rapids won the Calder Cup.

http://www.detroitnews.com/story/sports/nhl/red-wings/2017/06/14/ex-wing-cleary-caps-playing-career-calder-cup/102846994/[/url

Bullshit. Cleary will never retire.

 

[Holiday]

I'm ready for Armstrong to hire Cleary as an assistant. With him and Ott, there'd be more grit behind the bench than an abandoned subway station.

 

[Marvie_3]

I'm ready for Armstrong to hire Cleary as an assistant. With him and Ott, there'd be more grit behind the bench than an abandoned subway station.

They dont even need to be abandoned. Just look at some of the shitty ones in nyc.

 

[Stasis]

Two words:

Roman Polak



Ah shit

Two words:

FUCK NO.

And all y'all being Marvie now is fucking with me. I need to get back into this and figure it out. I checked out with all the random Pens fans and fuckassery. And then was on vacation. Now I'm excited to see how the Rangers can fuck up this off-season by signing someone to a way too long contract with NMC because lessons are never learned!

And we still have Staal.

Anyone want Staal? UNITE THE BROTHERS IN VEGAS.

 

[Pikma]

Great, so Soc thinks I'm boring and Creeper thinks I'm going crazy

Anyone else?

 

[Fate_Shirou]

Great, so Soc thinks I'm boring and Creeper thinks I'm going crazy

Anyone else?

i think you are confused...
return to PensGaf <3

 

[Yawnier]

Great, so Soc thinks I'm boring and Creeper thinks I'm going crazy

Anyone else?

I think you could be a secret Habs fan

 

[Quick]

Great, so Soc thinks I'm boring and Creeper thinks I'm going crazy

Anyone else?

I think you're Pikma, and Pikma is what Pikma does.

 

[Marvie_3]

Great, so Soc thinks I'm boring and Creeper thinks I'm going crazy

Anyone else?

I still enjoy you.

 

[Unhandled Exception]

Pikma is what happens when you combine Tabris with a psychonaut.

 

[Pikma]

Pikma is what happens when you combine Tabris with a psychonaut.

Wow, I find that really offensive

 

[Marvie_3]

Pikma is what happens when you combine Tabris with a psychonaut.

Wow what the fuck

 

[Silexx]

Darren Dreger&#8207;Verified account @DarrenDreger 35m35 minutes ago

There is trade interest in Phaneuf. Final 4 yrs at $7-$6.5-$6.5-$6.5-$6.5. Quality shutdown guy, but Sens likely to take contract/$ back.

Yo, give Dorion GM of the Year if he manages to unload Phaneuf's contract this offseason.

Spoiler

I'm gonna need a new avatar.

 

[imBask]

Yo, give Dorion GM of the Year if he manages to unload Phaneuf's contract this offseason.

Spoiler

I'm gonna need a new avatar.

Quick, this man will need a new Girardi avatar

 

[Silexx]

Quick, this man will need a new Girardi avatar

Why do you refer to yourself in the 3rd person?

 

[Cake Boss]

Got to admit tho, Phagoof isn't the worst dman in our group, he just has the shittiest contract of the group.

In terms of play I would rate them like this

Norrisson > Cleasson > Phaneuf > Methot > Wideman > Boroshit > Ceci.

 

[Silexx]

Got to admit tho, Phagoof isn't the worst dman in our group, he just has the shittiest contract of the group.

In terms of play I would rate them like this

Norrisson > Cleasson > Phaneuf > Methot > Wideman > Boroshit > Ceci.

Agreed. I'm not chomping at the bit to have him traded, but getting that contract off the books would be better for the long term prospects of the team even if it may hurt in the short.

 

[Cake Boss]

He's coming into his final contract season, and there is belief in some circles that he's ready to move on from NYI.

Regarding Tavares

https://twitter.com/Aportzline/status/875329738285436928


White
Ceci
Phagoof
1st rounder

for Jonny T

 

[Cake Boss]

Several teams have shown interest in Ceci and if the Senators want to make a real hockey trade, then this would be the easiest route to take, even though that would probably just present more protection issues in the end.

YO GET THIS BITCH OUT ALREADY

 

[PillarEN]

I'm sad for the Islanders fans. They've been irrelevant during my entire lifetime. I feel bad for Tavares too. Love his game.

 

[Silexx]

YO GET THIS BITCH OUT ALREADY

Dorion could get away with a fleecing if he wanted to with Ceci. He's still 23-year old right-handed D with "upside" that I'm sure you could find a GM to bend over for.

 

[imBask]

calm down this is the NHL, Tavares will sign with the Islanders and no fun will be had

 

[jello44]

Love this gif

What is he even saying?

 

[DopeyFish]

Yo, give Dorion GM of the Year if he manages to unload Phaneuf's contract this offseason.

Spoiler

I'm gonna need a new avatar.

We'll take him back for horton

Isles/Avs after eberle

Beauchemin being bought out


Also if Tavares leaves NYI, he's almost certainly going to Toronto. Everything is nearly perfectly aligned for that.

 

[Cake Boss]

Also if Tavares leaves NYI, he's almost certainly going to Toronto. Everything is nearly perfectly aligned for that.

lol I am sure its certain.

 

[CreeperBlocks]

François Beauchemin has been bought out by Colorado

Ottawa will not re sign Chris Kelly

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

My bet is Polie gonna get Tavares if he gets traded.

 

[Fata1moose]

My bet is Polie gonna get Tavares if he gets traded.

For Mike Fisher or some shit.

 

[DopeyFish]

lol I am sure its certain.

Leafs will have about $25 million in cap space with every major player signed when Tavares hits UFA

 

[Quick]

Ottawa will not re sign Chris Kelly

What a time to be alive.

 

[Yawnier]

Isles/Avs after eberle

Why on earth are the Avs in on Eberle.

I can already picture Eberle in an Isles jersey though

 

[Holiday]

Tavares will join Stamkos in Toronto.

 

[Cake Boss]

Leafs will have about $25 million in cap space with every major player signed when Tavares hits UFA

what if....hear me out on this....I know its out of the left field.....but listen....how about he gets traded before he hits UFA so the Isles get a return for him?

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OMG I KNOW WHAT A CONCEPT!!!

 

[DopeyFish]

what if....hear me out on this....I know its out of the left field.....but listen....how about he gets traded before he hits UFA so the Isles get a return for him?

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OMG I KNOW WHAT A CONCEPT!!!

He's still UFA at the end of the season

HOW ABOUT THAT CONCEPT

 

[Solo]

Here's an idea....Tavares agrees to a sign and trade, but with a Cup contending team, and that ain't Taranna

#CONCEPTS

 

[Syrinx]

Canes sign Teravainen to 2-year bridge deal. $2.86M AAV.

 

[Fate_Shirou]

is hfboards laggy for any of you? feels like there are too many ads >.<

 

[CreeperBlocks]

Murray Pam @Pammerhockey

#Sens will not qualify RFA's Jyrkki Jokipakka, Matt O'Connor, Ryan Rupert.

.

 

[Cake Boss]

He's still UFA at the end of the season

HOW ABOUT THAT CONCEPT

Not a certain concept.

Spoiler

Why do I even bother. &#128530;

 

[Yawnier]

.

I could see Jyrkki Jokipakka going back to the ShitStars

 

[Gunstar Ikari]

Speaking of Poile, he mentioned something offhand about having conversations with Vegas about potential expansion draft deals.

inb4 McLeod to Vegas in exchange for keeping Neal and Aberg

 

[imBask]

Beauchemin bought out by the Avs

 

[Unhandled Exception]

THE DREAM IS ALIVE

 

[DopeyFish]

Doughty: "I think all of us Southern Ontario players, we secretly want to play for the #Leafs, you know, we all have that kind of soft spot"