QUACK let's go Ducks the West is open now. Play like the kids did in the early 90s.
InsaneThe @StLouisBlues/@NHLBlackhawks series was tied or within one goal for 91.3% of total playing time (412:48 of 452:11). #STLvsCHI
I'm tied with some fuckface called "Calamari", who even likes calamari?!
I'm tied with some fuckface called "Calamari", who even likes calamari?!
Fried calamari is bomb.
Calamari is like the avocado of the sea. Delicious.
Go Shorks
Calamari is literally "fried squid" lol
fried calamari is redundant
Calamari is literally "fried squid" lol
fried calamari is redundant
CAN I LIVE? JESUS.
Fuck the Jets.
Thanks, professor
I guess it's no longer Marvie's birthday.
Go Shorks
Calamari is literally "fried squid" lol
fried calamari is redundant
marvbae
ONLY I CAN CALL HIM THAT
First come first serve Hawks-Age
ONLY I CAN CALL HIM THAT
You knew what this was.ONLY I CAN CALL HIM THAT
Well, when you guys only had Perry, it was like putting up with a hot girl with an annoying laugh. Now that you have Kesler, Bieksa, Garbutt, etc, it's like that same girl only she's missing a hand, doesn't shower, and has Derek Jeter level herpes.He doesn't want us anymore, hrtc.
Marvin doesn't want us.
You knew what this was.
Well, when you guys only had Perry, it was like putting up with a hot girl with an annoying laugh. Now that you have Kesler, Bieksa, Garbutt, etc, it's like that same girl only she's missing a hand, doesn't shower, and has Derek Jeter level herpes.
Your star player is literally a rapist
How is it surprising? Everyone is my alt.Creeper is Marvie's alt? That's surprising.
Happy birthday Marvie, and Creeper
The Canadian teams are cool other than the Oilers cuz fuck em.
And Fuck the Jets since I am pro-Quick
Fuck the Jets.
FUCK THE JETS
This twitter account is amazing
Lmaooooo
There's a bit more. This is gold. Starts from the bottom.
Probably my favourite line too, especially because it must seem so fucked up without context. I need to tweet him a Subban highlight video."the goalie just said fuck it and left?" is my favourite because it's entirely believable
you see the goalie leave but you don't notice 6 vs 5 players that easily so if you know nothing about hockey that HAS to be confusing LOL
There goes another villain. Now it's just up to Nashville to complete the trifecta.
There's a bit more. This is gold. Starts from the bottom.
Ppl putting the Ducks as a villain like the Kings and Hawks? :-(