"first time in 10 years"
Dat nuance.
Wait for it. Waaaait for ittttt.
Wtf happened in this thread? Rangers-GAF not salty enough, so Kings-GAF -snirk- taking aim at their own? That's what happens without a decent captain I guess. Just like the actual team doesn't have a decent captain either.
Well to be fair, Ducks-age doesn't have a decent captain and we're doing just fine.
For some reason WonkyPanda feels like a rookie to me. Too innocent. Clydefrog is definitely Jeff Carter and/or Mike Richards. Pickles probably kopitar. Jackshit is stool. Dream can be brown because he's giving me the "i can count to potato" vibe. That leaves poly and you. I guess you can be Gaborik and Poly Quick?
This is very accurate. Pickles is skillful (like Kopi) in the sense that his posts are good. Kaepaeteatain is like Jack Johnson in that he's eager, keen and makes smart plays but ultimately won't stick around.
PROVE ME WRONG KIDS, PROOOVE ME WROOOONG
Can't think of anyone else that is really a Kings fan
It's hard to pick a unique overweight guy with a goatee to rise above the rest to lead you all to the promised land.
I'm never angry and I almost never post so I'm the best kind of kings fan.
You're the Toffoli of Kings-age. New guy who is producing and hasn't done anything obviously dirty.
There's also Doughty
Though part of me actually likes Doughboy
Pens-age was just Alucard spamming photoshops because he's a simpleton. I didn't think there was much else to it
And wrestling GIFs. So many fucking wrestling GIFs. He'll put wrestling in your lives with every irrelevant wrestling GIF ever. Something happens? Here's a wrestling GIF of a guy doing a haymaker then him saying "Hello what". Did someone say they "can't wait to see the Finals"? Don't worry, here's Alucard with a "YOU CAN'T SEE ME" GIF in action. Was there something funny happening? Here's a wrestling GIF of a wrestler laughing at another wrestler as that wrestler tries to use Pythagoras' theorum to determine the greatest angle to enter the ring at. YOU SHOULD ALL BE AWARE THAT WRESTLING EXISTS THANKS TO THE ALL POWERFUL ALUCARDS SHITTY WRESTLING GIFS.
For every wrestling GIF, I'm going to post a UFC GIF from now.