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[TheKaeptain]

70% of this thread

First time in ten years kill me.

 

[Calamari41]

70% of this thread

This is like barely a parody

 

[polyh3dron]

70% of this thread

Fuck that I went to Kings games when they sucked.. Saw them play some of the worst hockey I've ever seen in like '07. Also saw them play a few times in the Forum back in the day when Gretzky, McSorley and Robitaille played for them.

 

[Cake Boss]

AH YEAH!!! Go Red Kings!!!

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I don't know what I'm doing anymore, this series needs to end fast so we can see what stupid/entertaining trades are done in the offseason

Basically this except for the Go Red Penises stuff.

 

[Pickles the Firecat]

Kings goaltender Jonathan Quick took a shot up high from forward Kyle Clifford in practice and left the ice after being unable to shake it off. No word yet on the extent of the injury, but it doesn't look like anything that would keep him from being able to go for Game 1 (although it does look pretty painful).

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plz no. plz. plz.

Heard Quick "is fine" despite taking puck up high in practice.

 

[Calamari41]

Damn, not even their own goalies are safe from Kingz Style hockey.

 

[polyh3dron]

It's a puck impact. It'll leave a bruise and he'll shake it off.

 

[bonesmccoy]

If Quick goes down, Jones goes in. Which might end up being worse for the Kings.

 

[Clydefrog]

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plz no. plz. plz.

 

[Red_Man]

If Quick goes down, Jones goes in. Which might end up being worse for the Kings.

You mean the Rangers?

 

[Smiley90]

Wtf happened in this thread? Rangers-GAF not salty enough, so Kings-GAF -snirk- taking aim at their own? That's what happens without a decent captain I guess. Just like the actual team doesn't have a decent captain either.

 

[Heretic]

He'll walk it off. But if he misses and they lose, it won't be a big deal because they're a dynasty now.

 

[TheKaeptain]

Wtf happened in this thread? Rangers-GAF not salty enough, so Kings-GAF -snirk- taking aim at their own? That's what happens without a decent captain I guess. Just like the actual team doesn't have a decent captain either.

If Kings-gaf needs a Captain I will take up the job. My lieutenants are Poly and Dream.

 

[Calamari41]

Clydefrog is the one true king.

 

[MacAttack]

If Kings-gaf needs a Captain I will take up the job. My lieutenants are Poly and Dream.

Lieutenant?! How about a captain and two assistants like any respectable squad (sorry NYR)? We're gonna need to know how you plan on setting up your lines as well.

You, poly and dream seem like a pretty good energy line but who are your top six forwards?

 

[Kazerei]

70% of this thread

Heh heh. I was a little confused by the "first time in 10 years" line, but the ending made it clear

 

[ShaneB]

So much hostility.

 

[TheKaeptain]

Lieutenant?! How about a captain and two assistants like any respectable squad? We're gonna need to know how you plan on setting up your lines as well.

You, poly and dream seem like a pretty good energy line but who are your top six forwards?

Can't think of anyone else that is really a Kings fan outside of Pickles, Dream, Poly, and Clyde.

 

[Pickles the Firecat]

Can't think of anyone else that is really a Kings fan outside of Pickles, Dream, Poly, and Clyde.

WonkyPanda breh

 

[TheKaeptain]

WonkyPanda breh

I always forget about him.

 

[Acid08]

Can't think of anyone else that is really a Kings fan outside of Pickles, Dream, Poly, and Clyde.

RIP in peace Jack Reacharound.

 

[Calamari41]

Aren't you guys forgetting the 50 people from the first half of this thread?

 

[MacAttack]

How about that rookie sensation Bam Bam Baklava?!

C'mon, man! Do we have to strip you of that 'C' already?

 

[TheKaeptain]

Man prices on first game tickets dropped a $100 bucks since Sunday.

 

[Smiley90]

For some reason WonkyPanda feels like a rookie to me. Too innocent. Clydefrog is definitely Jeff Carter and/or Mike Richards. Pickles probably kopitar. Jackshit is stool. Dream can be brown because he's giving me the "i can count to potato" vibe. That leaves poly and you. I guess you can be Gaborik and Poly Quick?

 

[Roflobear]

Man prices on first game tickets dropped a $100 bucks since Sunday.

Not sure if this has been posted already, but apparently it's so much cheaper to see a game in LA than NY, that Bloomberg claims you can buy a ticket in LA, a roundtrip flight between NJ and LA, and book a hotel in LA all for less than a ticket in NY

 

[Calamari41]

I highly suggest that you Rangers fans take part in that trip so that you can experience firsthand the fabled hospitality of Kings fans.

 

[Smiley90]

Not sure if this has been posted already, but apparently it's so much cheaper to see a game in LA than NY, that Bloomberg claims you can buy a ticket in LA, a roundtrip flight between NJ and LA, and book a hotel in LA all for less than a ticket in NY

Does that include life insurance though?

 

[Roflobear]

Does that include life insurance though?

On average you'll have ~$250 left over, so sure!

 

[Lone_Prodigy]

Is Kings-Age the new Pens-Age?

 

[Pickles the Firecat]

Man prices on first game tickets dropped a $100 bucks since Sunday.

Yeah I think they're going to hit around $250 before puck drop. I'm super excited.

 

[zroid]

Is Kings-Age the new Pens-Age?

the awful truth is Pens-Age and Kings-Age are actually the exact same fanbase

 

[Yawnier]

Why are some Kings fans so angry like wtf bros clam down

 

[Red_Man]

Is Kings-Age the new Pens-Age?

Not even close. Kings-Age is fine, Pens-Age was horrendous at their height of entitlement. Don't really get all the Kings hate in here besides Brown / Stoll, seems like it's just the cool thing to do right now.

 

[Roflobear]

the awful truth is Pens-Age and Kings-Age are actually the exact same fanbase

 

[Smiley90]

I fear the decade when the Leafs will be a decent team again.

 

[zroid]

I fear the decade when the Leafs will be a decent team again.

Toronto will get a 2nd team which will have already won the Cup before the Leafs are a decent team again

 

[MacAttack]

I fear the decade when the Leafs will be a decent team again.

:lol we won't have to worry about that for a looong time.

 

[~Kinggi~]

I hope this thread doesnt get too ugly. Lots of HATE and EVIL in this thread. Community thread was much kinder.

Full of LOVE and PEACE

yousee.

 

[Clydefrog]

Can't think of anyone else that is really a Kings fan outside of Pickles, Dream, Poly, and Clyde.

Doctor West (the guy with the peanut avatar) is a true fan but he barely posts

 

[TheKaeptain]

Is Kings-Age the new Pens-Age?

I am offended by that.

For some reason WonkyPanda feels like a rookie to me. Too innocent. Clydefrog is definitely Jeff Carter and/or Mike Richards. Pickles probably kopitar. Jackshit is stool. Dream can be brown because he's giving me the "i can count to potato" vibe. That leaves poly and you. I guess you can be Gaborik and Poly Quick?

Dream is a Professor so I don't know if he should be Brown.

 

[Acid08]

Not even close. Kings-Age is fine, Pens-Age was horrendous at their height of entitlement. Don't really get all the Kings hate in here besides Brown / Stoll, seems like it's just the cool thing to do right now.

Look at this East Coast Bias.

 

[InvaderZimmer]

Why are some Kings fans so angry like wtf bros clam down

I'm never angry and I almost never post so I'm the best kind of kings fan.

 

[Smiley90]

I am offended by that.




Dream is a Professor so I don't know if he should be Brown.

Teaching at herbal medicine college isn't a credential

 

[Calamari41]

I unironically nominate Zimmer for leader of the Kings fans

 

[Var]

I want them both to lose. :-(

 

[Quick]

Look at this East Coast Bias.

LA Kings is Ontario West, so Don Cherry approves

 

[zroid]

I'm never angry and I almost never post so I'm the best kind of kings fan.

You make a strong argument...

 

[ShaneB]

Coworker picked a Kings rout, so I picked Rangers in 7 just for spite. I'll stick with that here I guess.

 

[TheKaeptain]

Coworker picked a Kings rout, so I picked Rangers in 7 just for spite. I'll stick with that here I guess.

You were supposed to be my friend Shane. I even rooted for the Seahawks to win after they beat the Niners.