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[TheVisualizer]

Welcome to the continuation of the 5th season of NeoGAF EASHL hockey.
This is |OT2| continued from here: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=488323​

GAME: NHL 13
PLATFORM: Xbox 360
CLUB NAME: NaturalBornPenaltyKillers
ABBREVIATION: GAF
CLUB PAGE: http://www.easportsworld.com/en_US/clubs/402A0001/302/overview

If you are interested in joining please check here: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45260170&postcount=2
Special thanks to Marvie_3 for all his work creating |OT1| and leading the club for the past 4 years!​

CAPTAIN: TheVisualizer
ALTERNATE CAPTAIN: Milly79
ALTERNATE CAPTAIN: Red_Man
GM: zsswimmer
GM: Revenant​

GENERAL

• Keep discussion civil during voice chat and in the thread, criticism is fine, just make sure it is constructive and does not cross the line into personal attacks
• Do not use a racist/homophobic/offensive name for your Pro's player name
• Make sure all of your builds have the same jersey number, and do not use the same number as another player or one of the retired numbers

IN-GAME

• Do not call for a pass from our goalie when he has the puck covered
• Do not fight or put yourself in a situation to initiate a fight when we are winning the game
• No intentional looping/de-syncing the game
• No excessive cherrypicking, everyone is responsible for playing defense
• Auto Backskate must be turned off in the Controller Options menu
• You must play with a Non-BAP Camera View (Overhead, Classic or Ice are preferred)

POLICIES

• When we have more than 5 players online that want to play, whoever has played the most consecutive games during that "session" will be required to sit out 1 game to allow for someone new to play.
• The playoff roster each month will chosen from the 3 Forwards and 2 Defensemen who have played the most games that month and will be attempted to be scheduled a few days in advance to confirm people's availability.
• Club GMs reserve the right to remove a player at any time if that player is causing problems or is inactive.
• No games of only two players are allowed unless at least one of the players is a GM

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UPDATED: 7/28

[U]MONTH     W      L    OTL    DIVISION[/U]
SEP     135     70     29       ELITE   
OCT     130     50     20       ELITE      
NOV      90     34      9       ELITE       
DEC     140     45     12       ELITE 
JAN     113     27     13       ELITE   
FEB     105     31     13       ELITE       
MAR      96     22      5       ELITE          
APR      66     18      8       ELITE           
MAY      69     34      5       ELITE            
JUN     105     30     10       ELITE 
JUL      30     14      3         PRO            
[U]AUG                                  [/U]
OVR    1169    421    134       *COUNTS PLAYOFF, POST-PLAYOFF & PRESEASON GAMES

[B]SEP[/B]     1st Rd - L  1-2   OT - [b]ELIMINATED[/b]

[B]OCT[/B]     1st Rd - W  6-0
        2nd Rd - W  2-1   OT
        3rd Rd - W  2-1  2OT
        4th Rd - W  3-0      - [b]ELITE CHAMPS![/b]

[B]NOV[/B]     1st Rd - W  4-1
        2nd Rd - W  6-0
        3rd Rd - W  4-3   OT
        4th Rd - W  8-0      - [b]ELITE CHAMPS![/b]
  
[B]DEC[/B]     1st Rd - W  2-1
        2nd Rd - W  1-0
        3rd Rd - W  3-0   
        4th Rd - W  3-0      - [b]ELITE CHAMPS![/b]  

[B]JAN[/B]     1st Rd - L  1-2      - [b]ELIMINATED[/b]       
  
[B]FEB[/B]     1st Rd - L  0-1      - [b]ELIMINATED[/b]    

[B]MAR[/B]     1st Rd - L  0-1      - [b]ELIMINATED[/b]  
       
[B]APR[/B]     1st Rd - W  3-1
        2nd Rd - W  4-2
        3rd Rd - W  3-0
        4th Rd - W  2-1   OT - [b]ELITE CHAMPS![/b]    

[B]MAY[/B]     1st Rd - L  0-1      - [b]ELIMINATED[/b]  
       
[B]JUN[/B]     1st Rd - W  3-1
        2nd Rd - W  3-1
        3rd Rd - W  2-1   OT 
        4th Rd - W  2-0      - [b]ELITE CHAMPS![/b]       

[B]JUL[/B]     DNP
       
[U][B]AUG[/B]                                              [/U]

[B]OVR[/B]     20 - 4 - 1

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[U]POINTS[/U]
moop1167         -  [B]11[/B]

[U]GOALS[/U]
ACES11           -   [B]6[/B]

[U]ASSISTS[/U]
moop1167         -  [B]10[/B]

[U]PENALTY MINS.[/U]
Delryk           -  [B]15[/B]

[U]HITS[/U]
zsswimmer        -  [B]12[/B]

[U]POWERPLAY GOALS[/U]
Milly79          -   [B]4[/B]

[U]SHORTHANDED GOALS[/U]
ACES11           -   [B]3[/B]

[U]BLOCKED SHOTS[/U]
Revenant         -   [B]3[/B]

[U]GIVEAWAYS[/U]
TheVisualizer    -  [B]46[/B]

[U]TAKEAWAYS[/U]
Red_Man          -  [B]16[/B]

[U]SHOTS[/U]
Revenant         -  [B]18[/B]

[U]GAMES PLAYED[/U]
Red_Man          -   [B]1390[/B] 
TheVisualizer    -   [B]1041[/B] 
ACES11           -    [B]982[/B] 
Delryk           -    [B]803[/B] 
Milly79          -    [B]693[/B]

[U]GOALS[/U]
ACES11           -   [B]1167[/B] 
Red_Man          -   [B]1021[/B] 
Milly79          -    [B]541[/B] 
TheVisualizer    -    [B]248[/B] 
moop1167         -    [B]195[/B]

[U]ASSISTS[/U]
Red_Man          -   [B]1203[/B] 
ACES11           -    [B]800[/B] 
TheVisualizer    -    [B]791[/B] 
Milly79          -    [B]673[/B] 
Delryk           -    [B]364[/B] 

[U]POINTS[/U]
Red_Man          -   [B]2224[/B] 
ACES11           -   [B]1967[/B] 
Milly79          -   [B]1214[/B] 
TheVisualizer    -   [B]1039[/B] 
moop1176         -    [B]558[/B] 

[U]PLUS/MINUS[/U]
Red_Man          -   [B]+995[/B] 
ACES11           -   [B]+905[/B] 
TheVisualizer    -   [B]+721[/B] 
Milly79          -   [B]+627[/B] 
Delryk           -   [B]+505[/B]

[U]PENALTY MINS.[/U]
Red_Man          -   [B]1745[/B] 
TheVisualizer    -   [B]1340[/B] 
Milly79          -    [B]950[/B] 
Delryk           -    [B]905[/B] 
ACES11           -    [B]666[/B] 

[U]POWERPLAY GOALS[/U]
Red_Man          -    [B]206[/B] 
ACES11           -    [B]196[/B] 
Milly79          -     [B]97[/B] 
TheVisualizer    -     [B]41[/B] 
moop1167         -     [B]36[/B] 

[U]SHORTHANDED GOALS[/U]
ACES11           -     [B]86[/B] 
Red_Man          -     [B]47[/B] 
Milly79          -     [B]37[/B] 
moop1167         -     [B]20[/B] 
TheVisualizer    -     [B]18[/B] 

[U]HITS[/U]
TheVisualizer    -   [B]1341[/B] 
Red_Man          -   [B]1249[/B] 
moop1167         -    [B]601[/B] 
Revenant         -    [B]598[/B] 
zsswimmer        -    [B]488[/B] 

[U]BLOCKED SHOTS[/U]
Delryk           -    [B]182[/B] 
SCHUEY F1        -    [B]112[/B] 
TheVisualizer    -     [B]90[/B] 
ACES11           -     [B]63[/B] 
Red_Man          -     [B]46[/B] 

[U]SHOTS[/U]
Red_Man          -   [B]6849[/B] 
ACES11           -   [B]5573[/B] 
Milly79          -   [B]3832[/B] 
TheVisualizer    -   [B]2842[/B] 
moop1167         -   [B]1468[/B] 

[U]SHOOTING PERCENTAGE[/U]
ACES11           -  [B]20.9%[/B] 
Red_Man          -  [B]14.9%[/B] 
Milly79          -  [B]14.1%[/B] 
moop1167         -  [B]13.3%[/B] 
Revenant         -  [B]11.6%[/B] 

[U]GAME WINNING GOALS[/U]
ACES11           -    [B]296[/B] 

[U]GIVEAWAYS[/U]
Red_Man          -  [B]14793[/B] 

[U]TAKEAWAYS[/U]
Red_Man          -   [B]6241[/B]

[U]FIGHTS[/U]
TheVisualizer    -     [B]60[/B]

[B][U]Player        GMP    GOA    AST    PTS    +/-    PIM    SHT    HIT    FOW    GIV    TAK[/U][/B]
TheVisualizer  24      2     25     27    +38     30     47     23     12    237     74
Red_Man        21     16     22     38    +34     36     85     24    318    214    101
ACES11         20     21     19     40    +31     12    124      0      5    238     93
Milly79        18     17     22     39    +31     16     99     20     52    194     85
SCHUEY F1      11      2      4      6    +20      6     15      3      0     87     20
Moop1168       11      7      8     15    +14     14     35     16      0    120     48
Delryk         10      2      1      3     +8     14     13      2      0     98     54
zsswimmer       4      0      3      3     +7     15      8     15      0     12      8
Revenant        2      1      1      2      0      0     11      3      0     26      8
RS4-            1      0      0      0     -1      0      4      0      0      5      1

[B]SEP[/B]     Red_Man

[B]OCT[/B]     Red_Man
        TheVisualizer

[B]NOV[/B]     ACES11
        Red_Man   

[B]DEC[/B]     ACES11
        Red_Man
        TheVisualizer
  
[B]JAN[/B]     ACES11
        Milly79
        Red_Man
        TheVisualizer

[B]FEB[/B]     ACES11
        Red_Man
        TheVisualizer
  
[B]MAR[/B]     ACES11
        Red_Man   

[B]APR[/B]     ACES11
        TheVisualizer

[B]MAY[/B]     N/A
       
[B]JUN[/B]     ACES11
        Milly79
        Red_Man
        TheVisualizer
     
[B]JUL[/B]     N/A
       
[B]AUG[/B]

Marvie's 5OT GWG
Marvie Triple Hip Check
Rev with another incredible tip-in goal
Milly undressing non-animals for once
Viz threading the needle to Aces
Moop splashing sauce
Moop choppin it up with Legit
Moop skillful backhand snipe
Viz stopping spinning saucing dish to Moop
Our CPU goalie showing off the improved Goalie A.I.
Moop spinning setup for Swim
Viz Top Chef approved sauce to Milly for GWG
Legit to Marv GWG against Zeroes Game 1
Legit to Marv GWG against Zeroes Game 2
Viz Time capped off by Aces
Viz sick spin-o-rama dish to Moop
Moop deke n dish to Aces
Legit deke and snipe
Legit long distance top shelf
Milly clutch bat-in goal to tie a playoff game in the final seconds
Rev with a Vintage Rev tip-in goal
Rev's skillful sauce goal
Milly embarasses a goalie on a penalty shot
Moop "hella average at best" sauce to Legit
Milly toe drag breakaway beauty
Tic Tac Toe Milly to Legit
Moop & Legit Victimizing a Poor Goalie
Moop Fake Slap Dish to Milly
Chimp Scores From Bench
Milly undressing non-animals for once
Viz Deke N Dish to Legit
Moop Unleashes A One-Timer Blast
Viz Sneaks Pass Thru To Aces
Aces Scores Off Pop-Fly Deflection
Aces Hip Check Into Orbit
Delryk Scores Off Someone's Ass
Legit Perfect Lead Pass to Aces
Viz Sauce To Legit
Viz Jump Dekes Like a Glitchy F@gg0t
Rev's Idea of Dangling
Rev Pulls The String & Feeds Legit
Rev Defines EFFORT
Viz Chop To Bat In Goal
Viz & Legit Give N Go
Viz Shifty Moves & Slick Pass
Legit Dangles and Dishes to Aces
Milly to Legit to Aces
Moop Windmill and Dish to Aces
Mopp N Legit Give N Go
Viz Destroying Drop In Kids
Viz Saucy Sharing to Legit
Schuey OT GWG Slapper
Schuey Snipe Off The Rush
Moop Double Spin-O-Ramas
Milly Nonchalant Chop Goal
Moop Just Nasty
Moop Spin and Stuff
Moop Simple Left Right As Usual
Tic Tac Toe Viz to Milly
Bank Breakout Viz to Moop to Guy
Milly Skillful Hat Trick
Viz Fluke OT GWG
Aces, Milly and Legit Combination Play
Viz Annihilates Someone
Legit Shows Off His Shot Accuracy
​

 

[TheVisualizer]

We currently have NO OPEN POSITIONS
If you are interested see below for how to join.​

• You must be a member of GAF
• You must have experience playing EASHL, we are not training new players at this time
• You must have experience playing the position you are trying out for in the EASHL (Centers need to be able to win faceoffs, Wingers need to be able to score or setup goals, and Defensemen need to know how to play the position)
• You will need to be active, we play almost everyday, and you will be expected to play at least few games a week

If you meet our requirements and are interested, post in the thread or PM one of the club contacts and we will arrange a tryout.​

Players interested must go thru a short tryout period, before you make the teams. Details below:

• 3-10 regular season games alongside at least 2 other club members, at least 1 that is a GM
• You will only play a position you are trying out for
• You will be "judged" on your overall impact on the game (stats, positioning, and plays that either helped or hurt the team)
• You will also be "judged" on your personality, specifically that you can get along with others without being an asshole
• If you have tried out before, we may allow you to tryout again
• Some former members of this club interested in returning may be allowed to bypass tryouts

Overall Record: N/A
NHL 09 GAF EASHL thread #1
NHL 09 GAF EASHL thread #2

Originally formed by epik and then taken over by FightyF, The Mighty Dyacks were the first NeoGAF EASHL club. Despite being the most populated club to date, The Mighty Dyacks had the shortest lifespan. 50+ players took the ice for The Mighty Dyacks during the first season. Leading the charge were dominating physical specimen QVT, purg3, Marvie_3, ph33nix, FightyF, SnakeswithLasers, Dollar Taco, Phthisis, X26, and others. A flying V was attempted at least once by the club but it was a colossal, yet hilarious failure. Early EASHL play was a wild west of curve shots and terrible bounces, which spelled doom for The Mighty Dyacks. After posting a sub-.500 record, the team quietly disbanded a month into the season.

Overall Record: 437-533-90
NHL 10 GAF EASHL thread

Season 2 of NeoGAF EASHL hockey saw the return of several members of The Mighty Dyacks. FightyF, having been permabanned from GAF, was unable to form the team. Marvie_3 stepped in and oversaw the creation of the new team, later named the NeoGAF Banhammers. The Banhammers started the season with 30+ players, down significantly from the 50+ the previous season.

Once again, the EASHL was dominated by cheese play and the cross crease was the cheese of choice. The Banhammers' numbers quickly dwindled to less than 10, with only Marvie_3, SnakeswithLasers, ph33nix, and peterb0y taking the ice most often. It was during these early months that it became known that ph33nix was incapable of changing the battery in a smoke detector, thus subjecting the rest of the club to weeks of beeping through his mic.

The club was joined by Hardyboy1224 in late November and Nozdeuce in late January and with the roster set, those 6 set off to finish their ultimate goal: finishing a month over .500. That goal was finally reached in April as they finished the month with a record of 33 wins and 31 losses. A movie was planned about the heroic struggles of a guido, an alcoholic, a rapist, a pothead, a racist, and a throat-punching prison guard, but to this day, only the trailer has seen the light of day.

In early June, after playing close to 1,050 games, the Banhammers finally called it quits for the season.

Overall Record: 489-353-99
NHL 11 GAF EASHL thread

The 3rd season of NeoGAF EASHL hockey brought a lot of change to the club. The inclusion of custom jerseys forced the rest of the club to be subjected to hundreds of terrible jersey designs by both Marvie_3 and club newcomer, TheVisualizer. Only being able to have one game per club at a time meant that, in order to ensure playing time, the GAF club would be split into two teams. This turned out to be a disaster due to players on only one side showing up with any regularity. After uniting the club in late September, the team began to show improvement and by December the club was solidly in the Elite division. Swim's fists were flying, Viz's dekes were going nowhere, and Marvie's ass was sore from sitting in the box, but the team kept getting better. Despite the improvement, playoff success eluded the club.

In mid-January, Viz officially retired for the first of many times. January also saw the successful return of Nozdeuce and SnakeswithLasers, the latter combining with Marvie and ph33nix for 16 points in his first game back. February finally saw a breakthrough in the playoffs. The club was in the Amateur division and completely dominated 4 weak teams to win an Amateur Championship. By outscoring their opponents by a combined 20-1, this group of five(Marvie_3, DokterrHouse, zsswimmer, Nozdeuce, and SnakeswithLasers) brought home the first and only Championship the club would see that year.

Soon after, Viz returned and the club saw the debut of hotshot cheeser, Milly79. Despite improving enough to rejoin the elite ranks, the playoffs were a meat grinder for the club. Viz retired several more times and the club ceased play after the July playoffs. The final ranking for the club was #684 overall.

Overall Record: 819-493-90
NeoGAF Slot Cloggers (NHL 12 EASHL) thread

Season 4 of NeoGAF EASHL was our most successful, entertaining and drama filled to date. Carrying over the momentum of a strong finish to the NHL12 campaign, the core of the previous year's club returned and helped the Slot Cloggers off to a strong start where they were derailed in the September Pro playoffs only after the winning the 4th consecutive game only to see it voided by faceoff loopers in the waning seconds. The Slot Cloggers were forced to play a 5th game which they lost in agonizing fashion in double overtime. Despite this setback the club was able to rebound and posted winning records in all but two months, never finishing lower than the Pro division

Marvie_3 continued to add on to his all-time record for EASHL penalty minutes while also chipping in some goals here and there. TheVisualizer not to be outdone countered by setting his sights on the single-season giveaways record which he smashed with over 12,000 turnovers from his reckless playmaking. Nozdeuce reprised his role of as the master of "nothing in particular" while managing to retain his title as the "Club's Most Liked Player". zsswimmer managed to become an even worse fighter while becoming a great defenseman. Milly79 carried the the club on his shoulders early in the season with his goal scoring... mostly from cheese goals and his play was so godly that he was told to "come down off his pedestal" at one point. Finally, Revenant wowed the club with his many fluky GOTY candidates and also innovated the now famous "defensive-zone drop pass to no one".

There were plenty of new faces that debuted and made significant impacts as well. The least controversial was Red_Man who started the year off as an average depth defenseman. Through hard work, lots of late night poutine dinners and persevering possibly the worst internet connection in GAF EASHL history, he ended up the year as the club's top playmaker and Top 3 scorer. Blinding made his debut as well and carried on the Slamjaw legacy as a relentless forechecking machine that earned the EA Hitting Montage in almost every game he played. He also had quite a talent for shooting wide of the net and famously butted heads with Marvie in one of the year's many memorable dramas causing the club creator to "pull a Viz" and retire for a short time. Another new face that arrived in the middle of the year was Moop1168 who made quite an impression on the club. Moop's affinity for never shutting the fuck up, explaining all of his motivations in exacting detail, and his dynamic "dangle and sauce at all costs" play style did not endear him to most of the club initially. After a few spats with club members, the Moop departed for another club aptly named "Bros. Inc" before returning to finish the season as a Slot Clogger. "The Moop" as he is generally referred to, also coined the phrase "7 Hole" which no human being had ever said before that day, constantly expressed his love of V-Necks and confessed that he saves his stats from each game in spreadsheets to track his individual greatness.

NHL12 also marked the return of key veterans from previous year's clubs including the "Miami Heat Lifelong" ph33nix, "Capcom fanboy" RS4-, "Perennial Lady Bing Nominee" SCHUEY F1, "Backhand Specialist" BigJonsson, "Silent But Deadly" SuperSonic1305, "Laughing-Gas Addict" Giant Robot, "Mr. OT" Hardyboy1224 and "Interim Player/Coach" SnakeswithLasers who all chipped in important minutes and made key contributions throughout the year. Other newcomers that saw significant game action included "Sarcastic Troublemaker" wsoxfan1214, the "Eccentric Videogame-Vixen Loving" Showstopper and his buddy "Pterodactyl" Vieirak. Several of Milly79's henchmen joined up throughout the year, most notably Swance and Delryk, and we can't forget about the self-proclaimed "VS Mode Champion of the World", ACES11.

Throughout all the drama, and there was plenty to go around including back and forth spats that got heated between Viz & Moop, Viz & Sox, Viz & Milly, Viz & Show, Viz & Aces, there's a pattern here... as well as the previously mentioned Marv & Blinding incident, the club managed to reach it's it's highest point in May when they captured their 1st playoff banner of the year winning the Pro Playoffs in dominating fashion led by Red_Man who wrote his name in the history books with a playoff run to remember totaling 9 goals and 11 assists in 4 games. Marvie_3, TheVisualizer, ShowStopper and ph33nix rounded out the lineup that night. Despite winning the Playoffs, in true EA fashion, our the accomplishment was not recognized fully as somehow we were not presented with a banner in the next month. The club continued to be active through the middle of August, finished near the Top 500 of the Elite division in their last two full months of activity, and ended up a respectable 819-493-90.


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UPDATED : 7/28

[U]GAMES PLAYED[/U]
Red_Man          -   [B]1390[/B] (NHL 13)
TheVisualizer    -   [B]1041[/B] (NHL 13)
ACES11           -    [B]982[/B] (NHL 13)
TheVisualizer    -    [B]901[/B] (NHL 12)
Marvie_3         -    [B]821[/B] (NHL 10)

[U]GOALS[/U]
ACES11           -   [B]1167[/B] (NHL 13)
Red_Man          -   [B]1021[/B] (NHL 13)
Marvie_3         -    [B]650[/B] (NHL 12)
Red_Man          -    [B]578[/B] (NHL 12)
Milly79          -    [B]564[/B] (NHL 12)

[U]ASSISTS[/U]
Red_Man          -   [B]1203[/B] (NHL 13)
TheVisualizer    -    [B]885[/B] (NHL 12)
Red_Man          -    [B]842[/B] (NHL 12)
ACES11           -    [B]800[/B] (NHL 13)
TheVisualizer    -    [B]791[/B] (NHL 13)

[U]POINTS[/U]
Red_Man          -   [B]2224[/B] (NHL 13)
ACES11           -   [B]1697[/B] (NHL 13)
Red_Man          -   [B]1420[/B] (NHL 12)
TheVisualizer    -   [B]1244[/B] (NHL 12)
Milly79          -   [B]1214[/B] (NHL 13)

[U]PLUS/MINUS[/U]
Red_Man          -   [B]+995[/B] (NHL 13)
ACES11           -   [B]+905[/B] (NHL 13)
TheVisualizer    -   [B]+721[/B] (NHL 13)
Milly79          -   [B]+627[/B] (NHL 13)
TheVisualizer    -   [B]+561[/B] (NHL 12)

[U]PENALTY MINS.[/U]
Red_Man          -   [B]1745[/B] (NHL 13)
Marvie_3         -   [B]1542[/B] (NHL 10)
Marvie_3         -   [B]1291[/B] (NHL 12)
TheVisualizer    -   [B]1340[/B] (NHL 13)
TheVisualizer    -   [B]1084[/B] (NHL 12)

[U]POWERPLAY GOALS[/U]
Red_Man          -    [B]206[/B] (NHL 13)
ACES11           -    [B]196[/B] (NHL 13)
Marvie_3         -    [B]144[/B] (NHL 12)
Red_Man          -    [B]115[/B] (NHL 12)
Milly79          -    [B]112[/B] (NHL 12)

[U]SHORTHANDED GOALS[/U]
ACES11           -     [B]86[/B] (NHL 13)
Milly79          -     [B]55[/B] (NHL 12)
Red_Man          -     [B]47[/B] (NHL 13)
Marvie_3         -     [B]41[/B] (NHL 12)
TheVisualizer    -     [B]41[/B] (NHL 12)

[U]HITS[/U]
Marvie_3         -   [B]2550[/B] (NHL 11)
Nozdeuce         -   [B]2246[/B] (NHL 11)
zsswimmer        -   [B]2138[/B] (NHL 11)
Marvie_3         -   [B]2103[/B] (NHL 10)
RS4-             -   [B]1473[/B] (NHL 11)

[U]BLOCKED SHOTS[/U]
Marvie_3         -    [B]686[/B] (NHL 10)
SnakeswithLasers -    [B]345[/B] (NHL 10)
Nozdeuce         -    [B]313[/B] (NHL 10)
ph33nix          -    [B]255[/B] (NHL 10)
Hardyboy1224     -    [B]214[/B] (NHL 10)

[U]SHOTS[/U]
Red_Man          -   [B]6849[/B] (NHL 13)
ACES11           -   [B]5573[/B] (NHL 13)
Milly79          -   [B]3832[/B] (NHL 13)
TheVisualizer    -   [B]3685[/B] (NHL 11)
Red_Man          -   [B]3220[/B] (NHL 12)

[U]SHOOTING PERCENTAGE[/U]
Marvie_3         -  [B]22.1%[/B] (NHL 12)
ACES11           -  [B]21.0%[/B] (NHL 12)
ACES11           -  [B]20.9%[/B] (NHL 13)
Milly79          -  [B]19.5%[/B] (NHL 12)
moop1167         -  [B]19.4%[/B] (NHL 13)

[U]GAME WINNING GOALS[/U]
ACES11           -    [B]296[/B] (NHL 13)
Marvie_3         -    [B]132[/B] (NHL 12)
Marvie_3         -     [B]95[/B] (NHL 10)
Marvie_3         -     [B]69[/B] (NHL 11)

[U]GIVEAWAYS[/U]
Red_Man          -  [B]14793[/B] (NHL 13)
TheVisualizer    -  [B]10182[/B] (NHL 12)
TheVisualizer    -   [B]1913[/B] (NHL 11)
Marvie_3         -   [B]2685[/B] (NHL 10)
Nozdeuce         -   [B]1332[/B] (NHL 10) 

[U]TAKEAWAYS[/U]
Red_Man          -   [B]6241[/B] (NHL 13)
TheVisualizer    -   [B]2958[/B] (NHL 12)
TheVisualizer    -   [B]1608[/B] (NHL 11)
Marvie_3         -   [b]1577[/b] (NHL 10)
ph33nix          -   [B]1212[/B] (NHL 10)

[U]FIGHTS[/U]
zsswimmer        -    [B]209[/B] (NHL 11)
Marvie_3         -    [B]204[/B] (NHL 10)
zsswimmer        -    [B]107[/B] (NHL 12)
Nozdeuce         -     [B]65[/B] (NHL 10)
TheVisualizer    -     [B]60[/B] (NHL 13)

[U]POINTS[/U]
ACES11           -  [B]12[/B] (NHL 12)
Marvie_3         -  [B]11[/B] (NHL 12)
Blinding         -  [b]11[/b] (NHL 11)
moop1167         -  [B]11[/B] (NHL 13)
Nozdeuce         -  [B]10[/B] (NHL 12)
Red_Man          -  [B]10[/B] (NHL 12)
ph33nix          -  [B]10[/B] (NHL 10)

[U]GOALS[/U]
ACES11           -   [B]8[/B] (NHL 12)
Marvie_3         -   [B]7[/B] (NHL 12)
Milly79          -   [B]7[/B] (NHL 12)
ph33nix          -   [B]7[/B] (NHL 12)
TheVisualizer    -   [b]7[/B] (NHL 11)

[U]ASSISTS[/U]
moop1167         -  [B]10[/B] (NHL 13)
Red_Man          -   [B]8[/B] (NHL 12)
ACES11           -   [B]8[/B] (NHL 13)
Milly79          -   [b]6[/b] (NHL 11)

[U]PENALTY MINS.[/U]
BigJonsson       -  [b]18[/b] (NHL 10)
wsoxfan1214      -  [B]17[/B] (NHL 12)
Delryk           -  [B]15[/B] (NHL 13)
Milly79          -  [B]13[/B] (NHL 13)
Marvie_3         -  [B]12[/B] (NHL 11)

[U]HITS[/U]
zsswimmer        -  [B]24[/B] (NHL 11)
RS4-             -  [b]19[/b] (NHL 10)
Blinding         -  [B]14[/B] (NHL 12)
zsswimmer        -  [B]12[/B] (NHL 13)

[U]POWERPLAY GOALS[/U]
Milly79          -   [B]4[/B] (NHL 13)
Milly79          -   [B]4[/B] (NHL 12)
Marvie_3         -   [B]2[/B] (NHL 13)

[U]SHORTHANDED GOALS[/U]
ACES11           -   [B]3[/B] (NHL 13)
Marvie_3         -   [B]2[/B] (NHL 12)
Milly79          -   [B]2[/B] (NHL 12)

[U]BLOCKED SHOTS[/U]
CrazedArabMan    -   [B]7[/B] (NHL 10)
DenogginizerOS   -   [B]5[/B] (NHL 11)
RS4-             -   [B]4[/B] (NHL 12)
Revenant         -   [B]3[/B] (NHL 13)

[U]GIVEAWAYS[/U]
TheVisualizer    -  [B]46[/B] (NHL 13)
TheVisualizer    -  [B]35[/B] (NHL 12)
peterb0y         -  [B]20[/B] (NHL 10)
TheVisualizer    -  [B]15[/B] (NHL 11)

[U]TAKEAWAYS[/U]
TheVisualizer    -  [B]17[/B] (NHL 12)
Red_Man          -  [B]16[/B] (NHL 13)
Marvie_3         -  [B]16[/B] (NHL 11)
BlitzerSpectre   -  [b]15[/b] (NHL 10)

[U]SHOTS[/U]
Blinding         -  [b]29[/b] (NHL 11)
ACES11           -  [B]25[/B] (NHL 12)
BigJonsson       -  [B]20[/B] (NHL 12)
Revenant         -  [B]18[/B] (NHL 13)

​

 

[SCHUEY F1]

Awesome OT. Great work!

 

[Milly79]

LOL CHIMPS

 

[Red_Man]

Well done Viz, I like the new thread smell. Chimps part is golden.

 

[Delryk]

Sweet sexy thang.

 

[Stat!]

Beautiful thread. Beautiful thread.

*Cries breakdown*.

Also, on the night that we crack the top 100 Elite division.

 

[Revenant]

I'm a GM? does that come with a pay raise?

 

[zsswimmer]

Sweet ass thread Viz, the graphics are sliiick

 

[TheVisualizer]

thanks for all the props dudes

since it will probably fly under the radar, just wanted to point out that the main font I used was one that I custom made to match the font on the actual Natural Born Killers posters/covers

 

[Red_Man]

GGs Aces, Moop, Delryk, Schuey, Swim and Milly, finished the night at 90th overall

Milly and myself are still down for games if anyone else feels like hopping on.

 

[Red_Man]

Games?

 

[TheVisualizer]

My bad tonight guys

That's probably as bad as I've played in a long time and I singlehandedly cost us pretty much every goal.

 

[Red_Man]

Everyone had a rough night, shit didn't go our way in a single game. Moop and I have played some more and it's the same garbage, just one of those nights.

 

[SCHUEY F1]

Everyone had a rough night, shit didn't go our way in a single game. Moop and I have played some more and it's the same garbage, just one of those nights.

That sucks. Sorry I had to bail.

 

[moop1167]

GGs, whatever shit happens. Still fun.

 

[Red_Man]

That sucks. Sorry I had to bail.

You're the lucky one.

Moop and myself managed to close out the night with some wins, we'll just rebound next time we play.

 

[Red_Man]

Hey Milly, you should check out the Dark Knight Rises thread, lots of people in there to back me up on how shit it was. Fuck you.

 

[Revenant]

Hey Milly, you should check out the Dark Knight Rises thread, lots of people in there to back me up on how shit it was. Fuck you.

Your punishment must be more severe....

 

[Red_Man]

Your punishment must be more severe....

Don't make me watch it again

 

[SCHUEY F1]

I liked the TDKR, not sure how it will hold up in the subsequent viewings. Skyfall is probably my favorite movie so far this year.

 

[Red_Man]

I still have to see Skyfall, probably do that this weekend or next.

 

[Delryk]

Screw that. The Hobbit in 3D......:-D

 

[Delryk]

Games?

 

[Red_Man]

In an hour or so I'm down

 

[Red_Man]

just watching a movie now if anyone wants to play shoot me a message

 

[TheVisualizer]

just watching a movie now if anyone wants to play shoot me a message

no one likes you

 

[Delryk]

.......

 

[Red_Man]

I never stepped on your lawn

 

[Red_Man]

Terrible games. Weak D and no scoring, I'm going to switch back to left hand because I can't get shit going as right handed right now.

New Club Rule: Don't force stretch passes up the fucking wings. Viz or myself will usually be in the middle lower then the wingers, pass it to the closest guys, we turn the puck over so many times every game trying to force it up to the wingers.

 

[TheVisualizer]

Terrible games. Weak D and no scoring, I'm going to switch back to left hand because I can't get shit going as right handed right now.

New Club Rule: Don't force stretch passes up the fucking wings. Viz or myself will usually be in the middle lower then the wingers, pass it to the closest guys, we turn the puck over so many times every game trying to force it up to the wingers.

this shouldn't be a "rule" just a strong suggestion

tonight we just had a strange mix of personnel that didn't have the ability to make easy offense without any of our more prolific scorers (Aces, Milly, and Moop) out there to help Legit.

When I play Center I tend to drift into a more defensive role and am usually slow getting up the ice on the offensive end. The teams we played just shaded to Legit's side all night knowing he was the 1st and only option as an outlet. There were some bad decisions and poor execution of passes from the d-men, but I didn't get the sense that either Delryk or Swim was forcing it except off the faceoff wins from center ice.

We had pretty good time-on-the-attack in most of the games but didn't get that many really great chances that deserved to go in. Yes we had a good number of shots and outshot most of the teams we lost to, but most of them were of the harmless desperation variety. Without the threat of the defense being able to consistently takeaway the puck and spring breakaways we have to play a different more realistic brand of hockey and share the puck is what it comes down to when we don't have enough scorers on the ice.

I think we all had a bit of tunnel vision out there tonight, as me and Legit pretty much tried to carry the offense and didn't do much to get Delryk and Swim involved to help open things up which isn't easy, but was probably necessary. And we probably could have put more pucks on net, as I drove the net hard on a few occasions where we might have got some easy tap ins if pucks were shot instead players trying the thread the needle or deciding there was nothing there.

 

[Red_Man]

The stretch passes issue wasn't just tonight, it's come up before, it was just more noticeable tonight with how bad everything else was going. I couldn't get much going offensively, and what plays we did managed just wouldn't go in. I definitely had tunnel vision, part of the reason I'm going to switch back to left handed, but I don't pass to the D men often unless I'm comfortable they can get the shot off / or the other team won't get to them quickly, which most of the teams tonight did.

 

[Milly79]

Should be able to play tomorrow, I'd imagine.

 

[Delryk]

ive played like 20 games on LD this year which is totally different angles and shit. I totally look lost on there.. Lol i used to be able to play both.. sort of..

 

[Milly79]

ive played like 20 games on LD this year which is totally different angles and shit. I totally look lost on there.. Lol i used to be able to play both.. sort of..

You play d?

 

[Delryk]

You play d?

Why do you think i said sort of.... Lol

 

[Red_Man]

I'll be on most of the night, time to get this record back track

 

[Delryk]

Yah would be nice. Im around if we can get anohter body

 

[SCHUEY F1]

I might be on later tonight for a few games.

 

[Red_Man]

We're playing now if anyone wants to get on

 

[Milly79]

On and ready to go...

 

[Red_Man]

I'm ready

 

[Delryk]

GGs.

 

[moop1167]

Delryk going for the puck:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ccUDrB_8jQ

 

[Red_Man]

Better rebound night with some good wins and of course some bullshit losses.

 

[Red_Man]

This is the movie Schuey and myself were talking about

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vKz7WnU83E&list=PLC03tLCRAgGFtq14Web2wIwGCOrG1B32L

 

[Red_Man]

Games?

 

[Milly79]

Later, if at all tonight.

 

[Red_Man]

That's a terrible answer

 

[Stat!]

Maybe later, if at all. Around 10 if so.