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Ninja wields sword, jumps from condo on 2nd floor

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Holly Johnson
The Arizona Republic
Jan. 28, 2005 12:00 AM

SCOTTSDALE - A man jumped through his window from his second-floor apartment overlooking Camelback Mountain to the ground below, wielding a samurai sword and covered in blood.

He terrified neighbors living beneath him and reportedly claimed he'd murdered four people in the apartment upstairs.

A police search of the Maya Condominiums, 7625 East Camelback Road, just before 1 p.m. Thursday didn't net evidence of the crime.

But police did not disclose the suspect and his girlfriend's identities Thursday.

The man was treated for minor cuts at Scottsdale Healthcare Osborn and both he and his girlfriend are behind bars at Scottsdale City Jail.

"He just tore up the apartment with a crossbow and samurai swords," said Scottsdale Police Sgt. Mark Clark, who admitted the incident was very unusual. "When we got him under control, he started talking about lasers. It was evident he didn't kill anyone."

He did, however, destroy walls, floors and furniture in his condo with the swords.

Clark said police believe the man may have been under the influence of drugs, but officers did not find drugs in the apartment.

The man is being held in city jail for disorderly conduct and trespassing.
 

SlickWilly223

Time ta STEP IT UP
shrooms-butterfly-sunset.jpg
 

Grizzlyjin

Supersonic, idiotic, disconnecting, not respecting, who would really ever wanna go and top that
This is what happens when Americans watch too much anime.
 

Kai Dracon

Writing a dinosaur space opera symphony
Look, Ninjas flip out and kill people. Obviously his apartment lacked bystanders so he had to take out his Ninja Rage on inanimate objects.

Nothing to see here, move along, move along.
 

Docpan

Member
It's only obvious.... Laser-armed androids caught him in his apartment by surprise. His ninja training kicked into autodrive, and he instinctively went mondo-crazy on everything with his sword.

After seriously injuring several of the androids, they vanished using teleportation, leaving nothing left but torn up furniture. The man must've thought the androids were leaving behind an explosive that would go off any second, so he bailed out the window.

Damn, I'd be a kick-ass investigator.
 
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