Nintendo PANICS In New Switch 2 Key Card Survey

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DiddyKongRacing69

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Nintendo is run by the dumbest people. First, the stupid Game Key cards no one wants, and then upping the price for their 8 year old consoles. Are they just trying to see how far they can abuse their constumers before they finally had enough and leave them?
 
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"Panics."
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The thumbnail said that Nintendo panicked. I wanted to see why and all he said by 5 minutes in is that they panicked by sending out the survey we already know about. Do they actually panic about anything new so I don't have the watch the whole 23 min video?
 
LoL they are quickly becoming the only relevant console without any real effort outside their usual shtick as their competitors are making dumber and dumber decisions... panic is not exactly what I would describe their situation

And I dont even like nintendo anymore... fuck
 
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"THE GAMING INDUSTRY HAS A NEW LOLCOW WAITING TO BE MILKED-"

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DiddyKongRacing69 said:
Nintendo is run by the dumbest people. First, the stupid Game Key cards no one wants, and then upping the price for their 8 year old consoles. Are they just trying to see how far they can abuse their constumers before they finally had enough and leave them?
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Key cards, $100 dollar controllers, nerfing Mario Kart non-existent difficulty, gatekeeping Metroid Prime 4 release date, blood feud with Palworld devs so on and so forth.

I have a strong feeling if it was still Iwata and Reggie Nintendo would function very differently.
 
MagiusNecros said:
Key cards, $100 dollar controllers, nerfing Mario Kart non-existent difficulty, gatekeeping Metroid Prime 4 release date, blood feud with Palworld devs so on and so forth.

I have a strong feeling if it was still Iwata and Reggie Nintendo would function very differently.
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You stopped short of the OG:
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MagiusNecros said:
blood feud with Palworld devs so on and so forth.

I have a strong feeling if it was still Iwata and Reggie Nintendo would function very differently.
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Waiting gleefully for Pokemon A-z's sales numbers. I think Nintendo will have an unpleasant surprise come October. Going to be alot of "Lowest week one sales for a Pokemon game" When was the last time you saw hype for that game?
 
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Are you serious OP? I hate game key cards, and think NIntendo is being a bunch of greedy cunts lately...but posting a outrage click bait youtube moron. That's the type of video you thought we all needed to see?
 
Isn't this the same OP who posted that anti Nintendo video that had crypto scams in it? Not to mention all the info in the other video was debunked in like minutes
 
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Shifty1897 said:
That is exactly what's happening.

The sad part is that after all of this, they still haven't found the line that customers won't cross.
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Sadly, Nintendo fans are the battered house wives of gaming. PC gamers, aka the smart ones, see the black eye and tell them to leave her, but the Nintendo fans insist they are fine.
 
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Found OPs other thread: Jul 25, 2025 — No One Is Buying The Switch 2 — And Nintendo Doesn't Know Why. Thread starter DiddyKongRacing69

I thought this guy was familiar. This is the same OP who made the thread sharing an anti Nintendo video that was all lies and had crypto scams in the video. Tons of people called him out, and he never even replied to the thread once. Thread was eventually deleted by EviLore EviLore I believe which is why I can't find it, probably for the best since he was literally trying to scam people in an anti Nintendo thread

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Yes, I searched for the thread but looks like it got nuked.
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I got u
 
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DiddyKongRacing69 said:
Waiting gleefully for Pokemon A-z's sales numbers. I think Nintendo will have an unpleasant surprise come October. Going to be alot of "Lowest week one sales for a Pokemon game" When was the last time you saw hype for that game?
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Let's not fool ourselves Pokemon will sell regardless. Though I must say in comparison to Arceus Legends, Lumiose City is boring as all hell.
 
I collect VHS tapes said:
Found OPs other thread: Jul 25, 2025 — No One Is Buying The Switch 2 — And Nintendo Doesn't Know Why. Thread starter DiddyKongRacing69

I thought this guy was familiar. This is the same OP who made the thread sharing an anti Nintendo video that was all lies and had crypto scams in the video. Tons of people called him out, and he never even replied to the thread once. Thread was eventually deleted by EviLore EviLore I believe which is why I can't find it, probably for the best since he was literally trying to scam people in an anti Nintendo thread


I got u
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Deerock71 said:
Microsoft and Sony are your white knights of pro-consumerism.
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Microsoft, Sony and Nintendo all deal in the dark arts. None of them are perfect.

I doubt Nintendo give a shit. These Key Cards are more beneficial to 3rd party publishers as they're cheaper to produce. Nintendo isn't going to get rid of them and piss off their 3rd party support.
 
It wasn't my or Nintendo's choice that Satoru Iwata went.. he was supposed to be the president.

And then he passed and they put a banker in his place. And then this banker I'm sure had something to do with the current pick. Which is not a tyrant by any means, but he is a total control freak.

Get somebody else please, I don't like this guy..
 
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That's what they get for doing that Keycard nonsense.

And it's even more of a problem because companies have become spoiled with those cards.

Let's see how Nintendo solves it.
 
Heimdall_Xtreme said:
That's what they get for doing that Keycard nonsense.

And it's even more of a problem because companies have become spoiled with those cards.

Let's see how Nintendo solves it.
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Most successful console in history and that's for a June release

Just wait until they release the Pokemon bundle over the holidays

99% of people don't care about this, made obvious by their insane success
 
diffusionx said:
What's with all these anti-Nintendo youtube "people"?
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Youtubers smell blood in the water and exploit it, just like they were warning of Hollywood's decline and Disney's slop becoming insufferable years ago and they turned out to be right the same applies now with Nintendo. Of course since consumers are dumb and brands usually collapse very slowly all this Nintendo bullshit will probably impact them in their next gen. Nevertheless, Nintendo deserves every bit of hate, they've become one of the most anti-consumer companies in the world
 
Sonik said:
Youtubers smell blood in the water and exploit it, just like they were warning of Hollywood's decline and Disney's slop becoming insufferable years ago and they turned out to be right the same applies now with Nintendo. Of course since consumers are dumb and brands usually collapse very slowly all this Nintendo bullshit will probably impact them in their next gen. Nevertheless, Nintendo deserves every bit of hate, they've become one of the most anti-consumer companies in the world
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right DreamcastGuy is actually a prophet not just some cheap two-bit grifter
 
Dacvak said:
Opens video

"THE GAMING INDUSTRY HAS A NEW LOLCOW WAITING TO BE MILKED-"

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I am surprised you even clicked on it. Salacious clickbait scandal hyperbole videos are the bread and butter of most YouTube muppets. But I guess OP needs the views so here we are!
 
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right DreamcastGuy is actually a prophet not just some cheap two-bit grifter
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A dude gloating that he's an alcoholic, a shameless nerd that looks like a hobo and some other weird youtubers predicted Hollywood's collapse years ago, so yes, DreamcastGuy is probably right. It always starts with the nerds, picks up momentum and eventually spreads like wildfire if the nerds are right about companies being delusional or shitty. If you think Nintendo's antics won't eventually bite them in the ass I have a bridge to sell you
 
Launched June 5, It's now August 6, two months and I've yet to get any kind of FOMO itch. Come on Nintendo, you might actually lose me this gen.
 
diffusionx said:
What's with all these anti-Nintendo youtube "people"?
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New...most of them are just the same people, but Nintendo provides more ammunition to complain about.

If Nintendo literally just did the same thing as the last Switch with new hardware, most of these posts and videos bitching wouldn't exist.

I still remember when Microsoft got trashed (rightfully) for the Xbone always-online DRM, but they didn't have enough good first-party IP like Nintendo to negate the damage.
 
I collect VHS tapes said:
Most successful console in history and that's for a June release

Just wait until they release the Pokemon bundle over the holidays

99% of people don't care about this, made obvious by their insane success
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To clarify, it's the most successful console launch in history, not the most successful console in history. I'm sure that's what you meant, but I wanted to point that out on the off-chance that you actually mean it is the most successful console in history.
 
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Nintendo is run by the dumbest people. First, the stupid Game Key cards no one wants, and then upping the price for their 8 year old consoles. Are they just trying to see how far they can abuse their constumers before they finally had enough and leave them?
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Bro if Xbox or Sony had pulled half of what Nintendo did, they would be done and in ruin.

Nintendo fans are a totally different breed of retard. Nintendo could come to their house once a week to punch them in the nuts to allow them to play games, and they'd all line up nuts out.

Nintendo knows their fans will always go along with anything they do. It's already proven.

Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to be playing more smash ultimate on my switch 2 because I am one of those retards.
 
They would be smart to just not publicly acknowledge any of the pricing critiques because they know what PS6 and Microsoft Presents: X-Steam price range looks like. No one will remember any of this other than as a fun fact. Prepare your credit scores.
 
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