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[BewareTheBatsie]

MMA

Maybe this match can go a whole ten minutes with 8 minutes consisting of suplexes on both end and the last two being their finishers.

 

[SallyIsNow]

FuckFlippyDippyBullshitcember Wrasslin' |OT| Cruiserweights can cruise or wait, brother!

 

[sf2fanatic]

I miss SoulPlaya. Kane gifs

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

Leave the Decemberies Alone |OT|

 

[imBask]

I miss no one, this thread is pure survival of the fittest

reach for the brass ring

 

[MC Safety]

Tomorrow's election day. I'm worried about this country fucking up.

It's already happened.

 

[Professor Beef]

December will be Beefcember since it's my birthday month. I was born on X-Mas and I always make sure Jesus puts me over.

 

[Bluekaveli]

Doink had the greatest gimmick of all time, it represents the wrestling business as a whole.

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

I'm curious to see which closet Trump supporters on wrassleGAF expose themselves with nuclear levels of salt on Tuesday night.

 

[BronsonLee]

I'm curious to see which closet Trump supporters on wrassleGAF expose themselves with nuclear levels of salt on Tuesday night.

tbh I would just hide

 

[Sephzilla]

What I'm curious about is how fucking pissed Vince is going to be come Raw next week after Trump loses.

I'm curious to see which closet Trump supporters on wrassleGAF expose themselves with nuclear levels of salt on Tuesday night.

I doubt you're going to see that much salt from Trump supporters on GAF because the moderators will likely do a good job of mitigating all of that and, likely, putting Trump supporters on the banned list quickly. Facebook, however, is going to be a fucking mountain of salt on Tuesday. I'm legitimately shocked at how many Trump supporters I've seen on my Facebook feed.

tbh I would just hide

That would be a smart thing to do. Doing a smart thing almost by default means you can't be a Trump supporter

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

These are excellent points.

I would also suggest anyone voting in person tomorrow practice shooting the double in case of voter intimidation. Bring Mr. Fuji dust as well.

 

[Kaladin]

I voted early, even though I fear my state will go red as usual. I know the county will at least, damn rednecks and old people who would vote republican even if a broom stick was running.

 

[Bluekaveli]

I voted for Pikma.

 

[Kaladin]

This whole cycle has been so damn unpredictable, I wouldn't be shocked if the whole country loses power the minute the first polls close. I think it's the unpredictability that has people worried too. It's too damn close.

 

[FlammableD]

I don't think there's anything good scheduled for december though

PROGRESS has a mystery show called Unboxing Live on the 30th.

 

[Sephzilla]

Sorry, I don't mean to go full political talk here. But I just legitimately can't wrap my head around how people can support Trump. If you're a woman, why on Earth are you supporting a man who's on record for saying he doesn't respect women? If you're a minority, why? And if you have any sense of a brain, why do you think a guy who's filed for bankruptcy multiple times and lost billions of dollars is remotely qualified to handle the economy of an entire country? Like, the dude is so clearly not qualified to be president at any level.

But oh man, Hillary might have some emails on her fucking Zune

 

[cordy]

"Arias was then kicked off the bus."

 

[Pikma]

Here's a shoot:

All your gimmick name proposals are shit

Here's a superior idea:

Spoiler

Fuckyourgimmickcember Wrasslin

 

[Bluekaveli]

Here's a shoot:

All your gimmick name proposals are shit

Here's a superior idea:

Spoiler

Fuckyourgimmickcember Wrasslin

👏👏👏 this guy gets it

 

[Professor Beef]

Beefcember

 

[British Monsoon]

Loads of UK wrestlers having WWE tryouts...always thought guys like Pete Dunne, Tyler Bate and Travis Bank would be on their radar, but it'd be a shame to lose them before they've accomplished a bit more.

 

[FlammableD]

Kiwicember

 

[British Monsoon]

Aussie, Aussie, Aussie

 

[Zach]

Fellow WrassleGAFers,

I hope you're voting for Hillary Rodham Clinton tomorrow. Especially those of you who are from another country and/or deceased.

Your friend (and lover, Data West),
Zach

 

[DMczaf]

Fellow WrassleGAFers,

I hope you're voting for Hillary Rodham Clinton tomorrow. Especially those of you who are from another country and/or deceased.

Your friend (and lover, Data West),
Zach

Politics ?!

 

[slightconfuse]

Starcademember

 

[Kaladin]

How about an OT dedicated to the worst PPV of all the times?

December To Dismembercember

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

Rumors are circulating on www.GeekSheetz.com that Hulk Hogan will attempt to roll up the next president-elect during their acceptance speech

 

[Angry Grimace]

I am legit concerned about Goldberg's health. He hasn't done much in a ring beyond a jackhammer and a spear in years, let alone selling and taking actual moves.

I don't expect an actual 20 minute match. I expect it to be shenanigans.

 

[Bluekaveli]

How about an OT dedicated to the worst PPV of all the times?

December To Dismembercember

I actually thought about that earlier. It's funny, December to dismember would be number 1.

 

[SallyIsNow]

How about an OT dedicated to the worst PPV of all the times?

December To Dismembercember

WrestleMania 32cember

 

[Hex]

SO Bliss-ember is a no?

 

[Pikma]

I voted for Pikma.

in my 25 years of career I've always voted for myself because you can bet your ass I won't put anyone else over but I might make an exception for you, tag team partner

 

[cordy]

Any segment Hogan's in I refuse to watch it. Regardless of the wrestlers, angles, how long he's there, I'm just not taking part. Fuck Hogan. I don't give a damn about anyone having pics of them wearing Hogan gear while eating a fruit roll-up as a kid. I'm not watching any of his segments.

 

[Sephzilla]

This election is really the WrestleMania 2000 of elections.

-- We have Hillary - A shady career politician who would be getting crushed right now if she was going up against anyone besides Adolf Hitler: Orange Crush Flavor. Instead she looks like the most reasonable outcome.

-- WWE Hall of Famer Donald Trump - A candidate fresh out of 2006's cult classic film Idiocracy. A cartoon character who would have been booted a while ago had literally anyone competent opposed him.

-- Jill Stein - An anti-vax pandering third party candidate.

-- Gary Johnson - A man who still doesn't know what planet he currently lives on

 

[klonere]

So Matt Riddle next PROGRESS champ right lads.

Or Travis Banks.

 

[Professor Beef]

I see that Punk suffered a traumatic injury to his decision making faculties because he thinks this was a good idea: https://t.co/oCfSCnt5R8

Also, fuck you, Punk.

 

[Zach]

I've got one for you.

I'm an Arab and have a Half Brother in Colorado who is not (same mom, who's American; different dads).

He voted Trump for Immigration.

We're done now.

Sorry, SomewhatGravy. I'll be your half-brother if you want.

 

[Raw64life]

Raw and Smackdown taped in advance.

Political talk invading the thread.

See you guys Wednesday.

 

[Bluekaveli]

in my 25 years of career I've always voted for myself because you can bet your ass I won't put anyone else over but I might make an exception for you, tag team partner

One day, I may ask you to do me a favour and I'm sure I can trust you to do the right thing brother.

 

[Zach]

Bye, Raw64life. Miss you already.

 

[FlammableD]

So Matt Riddle next PROGRESS champ right lads.

Or Travis Banks.

Dunne, got to be.

I'm also hoping Ospreay wins his match so we can have a Havoc/Ospreay face off spot in the main event.

 

[FeenixRising]

This election is really the WrestleMania 2000 of elections.

-- We have Hillary - A shady career politician who would be getting crushed right now if she was going up against anyone besides Adolf Hitler: Orange Crush Flavor. Instead she looks like the most reasonable outcome.

-- WWE Hall of Famer Donald Trump - A candidate fresh out of 2006's cult classic film Idiocracy. A cartoon character who would have been booted a while ago had literally anyone competent opposed him.

-- Jill Stein - An anti-vax pandering third party candidate.

-- Gary Johnson - A man who still doesn't know what planet he currently lives on

A McMahon in every corner!!!

 

[Bluekaveli]

I'm on to you.



Your application is now pending and currently awaiting approval.

 

[Sir_Crocodile]

A McMahon in every corner!!!

mcmahon is even creepily interested in his daughter, just like trump

 

[Kaladin]

Wait, Raw and Smackdown Live are taped this week?

 

[British Monsoon]

Anyone going to the EVE show on the 26th? Manami Toyota in London!

Grabbed a ticket, might sack off XWA the next day so I can still go to PROGRESS and see Riddle vs Ospreay. Need them to announce Manami's matches already.

 

[BronsonLee]

Anyone going to the EVE show on the 26th? Manami Toyota in London!

You're getting two tag matches where she wins after like 7 minutes and you're gonna like it

Also please record the matches with a GoPro and upload them to whatever video sharing site the kids use now

 

[Lightning Count]

At the arena for WWE show in Aberdeen, good chance it ends up being better than the RAW tonight lol. Less shenanigans and more actual wrestling.