Taken from the F4W Board.
THE STEVE AUSTIN SHOW DRINKING GAME
1. Drink every time Austin acknowledges the WWF had no plans for him when they first brought him in. Tank an extra drink if the story includes the words "mechanic" or "carpenter."
2. Take one drink if Austin mentions his Ford Bronco. Take two drinks if he mentions Hershey the Wonder Dog. Make it three drinks for a story about Hersey riding in the Bronco.
3. Every time Austin cuts off his guest to explain something about pro wrestling as though the entirety of his audience isn't pro wrestling fans, chug and don't stop until the explanation stops.
4. Drink every time Austin throws to a commercial break but there's not an actual commercial break edited into the podcast.
5. Drink when Austin asks his guests what they thought of Dr. D slapping John Stossel.
6. When listening to a Mo episode, take a drink every time it sounds like Austin would pull a Dr. D on Mo if not for common decency.
7. Take a shot every time Austin brings up the MSG Curtain Call.
8. Take two shots if he mentions the Curtain Call to somebody who participated in it.
9. Take two drinks on every mention of the Bone Street Krew.
10. Take a sip if Austin says the show is "for the working man." Down the rest of your drink if, within the next two minutes, he mentions having something that no "working man" would have, like a ranch or custom made hunting scope.
11. Drink every time Austin reads ad copy for a product that would never be associated with his badass character from the 1990s, like CougarLife.com.
12. Take a shot every time Austin carefully dances around a touchy topic from his personal life, such as drug use or wife beating.
13. Chug every time Austin is clearly read facts to a guest from the guest's own Wikipedia profile, and don't stop chugging until he stops reading.
14. Take a drink every time Austin references watching a non-WWF wrestling product that you wouldn't expect him to watch, like TNA or ROH. Finish your drink if he ever mentions IWA Mid-South for some god foresaken reason.
15. If the guest isn't a wrestler . . . forget it, we know you're not listening to the show if that's the case.