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Deleted member 47027 · Nov 5, 2013

Oh man, Ride To Hell: Retribution is a treat, but so fucking horrible. So janky, almost good-janky.

jmdajr · Nov 5, 2013

strobogo said:
Current WWE is starting to sound a lot like WCW 1999. The younger, more popular guys (Bryan/Punk/Cody/Sandow/Cesaro) are being kept away from the main events while the main angle is full of a bunch of guys that have been around for decades and are in their mid 40s.

In this scenario, HHH is Kevin Nash since he's in charge, Big Show is Hulk Hogan, Kane is Sid, Randy Orton is Jeff Jarret, Punk is Sting/Eddie/Saturn, Bryan is Goldberg/Benoit/Dean, Shield are Triad, Curtis Axel is Rick Steiner, ADR is The Cat.

Michael Cole is face Eric Bischoff.

how insulting

strobogo · Nov 5, 2013

Net_Wrecker said:
JesseEwiak is clearly the WWE plant.

Stro, if you're still wondering where DOT COM gets their articles from, there you go.

Case closed. That mystery just got Wrecked™

But whose side is he on?!

slightconfuse · Nov 5, 2013

So is punk trapped in the buzzardverse now???

jmdajr · Nov 5, 2013

Not sure how I feel about Punks Misfit hairdo.

Also I think D. Bry is tired of his hair. One day he had a head band which looked terrible, and now we have a pony tail..which is better I guess.

Aiii · Nov 5, 2013

jmdajr said:
Not sure how I feel about Punks Misfit hairdo.

Also I think D. Bry is tired of his hair. One day he had a head band which looked terrible, and now we have a pony tail..which is better I guess.

After last night, I think he was just in that awkward spot where he was growing out his hair to put it into a ponytail, but it wasn't long enough yet so he had to just let it hang there.

jmdajr · Nov 5, 2013

Aiii said:
After last night, I think he was just in that awkward spot where he was growing out his hair to put it into a ponytail, but it wasn't long enough yet so he had to just let it hang there.

Plus, I think his beard has peaked. Doesn't seem to be getting bigger.

DMczaf · Nov 5, 2013

Daniel Bryan wants Wrestler Hair because he's a WRESTLER! Grow that shit out to your shoulders! Also, wear fanny packs and jorts!

Become the Ultimate Wrestler!

Deleted member 47027 · Nov 5, 2013

New fun for the thread:

slightconfuse · Nov 5, 2013

Bryan looks like qui-gon jin

DMczaf · Nov 5, 2013

Deleted member 47027 · Nov 5, 2013

What is Bret dressed as? A hobo? Looks like an idiot.

Ithil · Nov 5, 2013

jmdajr said:
Plus, I think his beard has peaked. Doesn't seem to be getting bigger.

His beard is all curled, during an interview he pulled it out straight and it was down to his chest, he really has not cut it in about a year and a half.

Guzim · Nov 5, 2013

Vince McMahon said:
What is Bret dressed as? A hobo? Looks like an idiot.

The Hanson brothers from Slap Shot.

DMczaf · Nov 5, 2013

Guzim said:
The Hanson brothers from Slap Shot.

He's Vince McMahon, Slap Shot is too recent for him.

Deleted member 47027 · Nov 5, 2013

Guzim said:
The Hanson brothers from Slap Shot.

The Hanson brothers look nothing like that, Bret's a mistake.

Mega Bret failure.

XenoRaven · Nov 5, 2013

Which one is Stan?

Deleted member 47027 · Nov 5, 2013

Here's the big Bret question. Think those are jorts or full jeans?

DMczaf · Nov 5, 2013

Vince McMahon said:
Here's the big Bret question. Think those are jorts or full jeans?

Jeans. They look too slim to be Bret Hart Jorts.

He still wears baggy FUBU jorts.

BronsonLee · Nov 5, 2013

Vince McMahon said:
Here's the big Bret question. Think those are jorts or full jeans?

With Bret? Always jorts

Deleted member 47027 · Nov 5, 2013

DMczaf said:
Jeans. They look too slim to be Bret Hart Jorts.

He still wears baggy FUBU jorts.

I think you're right. I'm going with jeans despite history telling me there's no way those aren't jorts.

jmdajr · Nov 5, 2013

Jeans

jred2k · Nov 5, 2013

Hes wearing jeans and hating every second of it. The only way he was able to be convinced was by being told it was part of the costume.

Perspicacity · Nov 5, 2013

Management in this thread is out of touch with what the people want.

bean breath · Nov 5, 2013

Sunflower hates hockey. I remember him suggesting that a janitor with a broom has the necessary skills and aptitude to compete successfully in the NHL.

BronsonLee · Nov 5, 2013

bean breath said:
Sunflower hates hockey. I remember him suggesting that a janitor with a broom has the necessary skills and aptitude to compete successfully in the NHL.

Can the janitor fight

Deleted member 47027 · Nov 5, 2013

bean breath said:
Sunflower hates hockey. I remember him suggesting that a janitor with a broom has the necessary skills and aptitude to compete successfully in the NHL.

Ah it's a hockey thing! That's why Pepsi City is mad. Hockey is basically a "sweep the kitchen" game with 13 pieces of trash on the floor, and you only need to sweep one in the garbage. But hey everyone likes silly things, I'm a fan of my Dreamcast.

bean breath · Nov 5, 2013

BronsonLee said:
Can the janitor fight

Go smear your feces on a public bathroom wall, wait for the janitor to come, and then you tell me.

BronsonLee · Nov 5, 2013

bean breath said:
Go smear your feces on a public bathroom wall, wait for the janitor to come, and then you tell me.

N... No

Plywood · Nov 5, 2013

Vince McMahon said:
Think for a while on this one, but:

Who is the future of pro wrestling for the next ten years?

Sami Zayn is the future Christian.

Deleted member 47027 · Nov 5, 2013

Plywood said:
Sami Zayn is the future Christian.

When was the last time Christian was on Raw? Honest question.

jmdajr · Nov 5, 2013

Can't find anything for Wrestlemania 30 pre-sale.

Man God · Nov 5, 2013

Vince McMahon said:
When was the last time Christian was on Raw? Honest question.

Who?

bean breath · Nov 5, 2013

BronsonLee said:
N... No

Does mess with me Bronson, I know your weakness now:

CHIKARA!

CHIKARA!

CHIKARA!

Perspicacity · Nov 5, 2013

Plywood said:
Sami Zayn is the future Christian.

Zayn is a much better wrestler and doesn't look like this:

BronsonLee · Nov 5, 2013

bean breath said:
Does mess with me Bronson, I know your weakness now:

CHIKARA!

CHIKARA!

CHIKARA!

I'd rather smear poo on a wall than waste my time with that garbage again

And I got away fairly unscathed (and made money off of it). It's only with this recent shit that my salt levels have risen

Plywood · Nov 5, 2013

Perspicacity said:
Zayn is a much better wrestler and doesn't look like this:

They're both Canadian and once Christian leaves there will be a hole in the enhancement talent. Zayn will fill his shoes. I am calling it now.

Vince McMahon said:
When was the last time Christian was on Raw? Honest question.

September 9.

Serpentine · Nov 5, 2013

Officerrob said:
Cena is back feuding over a mid card title against a guy who has NEVER got over...

Man, I remember one Raw last year he came out and was just showered in boos and i thought "damn, there's no other heel right now as over as him." they squandered the shit outta that

Jeff Albertson said:
When did eve Marie become a shit face instead of a shit heel

She sure made tamina look so silly

ahahaha, that line delivery

Vince McMahon said:
When was the last time Christian was on Raw? Honest question.

When Raw was in Toronto and Edge opened the show. HHH came out to insult Edge and then Shield brought out Christian who was all beat up

Plywood said:
They're both Canadian and once Christian leaves there will be a hole in the enhancement talent. Zayn will fill his shoes. I am calling it now.

Zayn will probably catch on fast, though. He's the only guy in NXT who I can confidently say will be a success on the main roster, at least at the moment.

Laserfrog · Nov 5, 2013

Bret Hart has a kindly face.

jmdajr · Nov 5, 2013

from the funnies thread...

DMczaf · Nov 5, 2013

Laserfrog said:
Bret Hart has a kindly face.

So does Miz

jred2k · Nov 5, 2013

Well, I now have a face to envision when I hear people say "Who is a Miz fan?". I need a smiley of that dude on the right STAT.

FallingEdge · Nov 5, 2013

jred2k said:
Well, I now have a face to envision when I hear people say "Who is a Miz fan?". I need a smiley of that dude on the right STAT.

pretty sure that is a female

XenoRaven · Nov 5, 2013

I didn't know Luke Harper was a Miz fan.

Perspicacity · Nov 5, 2013

Plywood said:
They're both Canadian and once Christian leaves there will be a hole in the enhancement talent. Zayn will fill his shoes. I am calling it now.

I think it really depends on what you mean by "Next Christian". For me Christian has always had Chavo Guerrero syndrome, wherein he will never be able to escape the shadow of Edgie so the only way he even gets a whiff of success is by embracing it. Lately Christian has been enhancement talent sure, but that is only due to longevity. Ain't no motherfucker ever been made to look good by beating Christian prior to like... 2010.

Zayn may end up as enhancement talent, sure. But he would be infinitely better in that role than Kofi/Miz/Ziggler etc. I think the issue is that everyone is so hung up on dudes making it to the top or being seen as The Man that the undercard has suffered for it.

bjork · Nov 5, 2013

Kane in a suit, what the fuck. I was kidding!

Laserfrog · Nov 5, 2013

I drew Bret Hart.

FallingEdge · Nov 5, 2013

Laserfrog said:
I drew Bret Hart.

looks like a bootleg kane

Deleted member 47027 · Nov 5, 2013

DMczaf said:
So does Miz

What's that fine piece of art in the back?

Also Laserfrog check ya PMs

DMczaf · Nov 5, 2013

Not baggy enough.

Calves are not thick enough

He doesn't look bored enough

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