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steveovig · Nov 7, 2013

Is that 296K Summerslam number worldwide? Good lord, that's bad.

Deleted member 47027 · Nov 7, 2013

Dr Duncan Steel said:
I'm all for a Roman Reigns face turn, they gotta cut that hair of his though. Unless they really wanna go for a Samoan Bret Hart.

He's gotta look swarthy. He has that exotic pirate look. "Good brown" as I heard, not a fan of the term though.

Dr Duncan Steel · Nov 7, 2013

They could give him sick dreads so him and CJ Parker could form a tag team.

strobogo · Nov 7, 2013

Here are some gifs of the aborted Summerslam 96 review:

I cleaned it up and got through most of it, though it started dying again right after the boiler room brawl and HBK/Vader was unreadable. The BRB fucking sucked. Terrible gimmick match.

Deleted member 47027 · Nov 7, 2013

These gifs make it look FAN FUCKING TASTIC.

Serpentine · Nov 7, 2013

Dr Duncan Steel said:
They could give him sick dreads so him and CJ Parker could form a tag team.

Gross. The thought of CJP on the main roster, I mean

strobogo · Nov 7, 2013

Vince McMahon said:
These gifs make it look FAN FUCKING TASTIC.

It wasn't. Whole show was boring, BRB was awful, and I didn't even get to see HBK/Vader, which was the only redeeming match of the card.

G-Fex · Nov 7, 2013

Wow look at the muscularity and striations on Sycho Sid!

strobogo · Nov 7, 2013

Too busy looking at Goldy showing Miley how it's done.

Plywood · Nov 7, 2013

Dark Ninja said:

See, even Sheiky knows!

Deleted member 47027 · Nov 7, 2013

Mr. Nobody said:
Wow look at the muscularity and striations on Sycho Sid!

Great physique on Sid. He's really got a great looking body. Shame about his hair, but he kind of has that "Rutger-Hauer-in-Blade-Runner-crazy-rapist-power-fuck" look.

strobogo · Nov 7, 2013

There was a time as a kid when I was pretty sure that Sid was a movie star:

Deleted member 47027 · Nov 7, 2013

Michael Rooker is such a fucking badass. I can see the comparison.

G-Fex · Nov 7, 2013

goldberg is a jerk for crushing his car

slightconfuse · Nov 7, 2013

http://www.wwe.com/classics/wcw/15-best-wcw-losers/page-10

One of West Virginias most popular wrestlers getting a shout out on wwe.com

UberTag · Nov 7, 2013

funkystudent said:
With Triple H's current hard on for bringing up 10 year old feuds, what is the ETA on a Katie Vick reference during this Kane stuff?

They should do a comedy segment where Triple H is giving Kane a tour around WWE headquarters and showing him around the office.

They'll walk by Katie Vick's old desk and Kane and Trips will glance at one another knowingly.
This will build to a series of sketches that ripoff Office Space because Vince just saw the movie for the first time last week and found it hilarious.

Striker · Nov 7, 2013

UberTag said:
They should do a comedy segment where Triple H is giving Kane a tour around WWE headquarters and showing him around the office.

They'll walk by Katie Vick's old desk and Kane and Trips will glance at one another knowingly.
This will build to a series of sketches that ripoff Office Space because Vince just saw the movie for the first time last week and found it hilarious.

Survivor Series 2007: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xt...-mysterio-jeff-hardy-and-kane-interview_sport

The Mango Sentinel · Nov 7, 2013

strobogo said:
It wasn't. Whole show was boring, BRB was awful, and I didn't even get to see HBK/Vader, which was the only redeeming match of the card.

No gifs of Yokozuna being fat as fuck? And Stone Cold barely avoiding being completely squashed into the fucking mat?

strobogo · Nov 7, 2013

That was on the Free For All, which wasn't included on the DVD.

G-Fex · Nov 7, 2013

So I'm applying online and I see this in a sales simulation

fucking A-Ry

FallingEdge · Nov 7, 2013

In my WWE 2K14 Universe, Undertaker's streak was ended in a 3v1 Cage Handicap Match vs McMahon/Yokozuna/Ryder.

Ryder got the pin.

WWWYKI.

MG310 · Nov 7, 2013

strobogo said:
Someone at Cheapassgamer.com must be a member of Wrasslegaf since a few of my Nash gifs from a few pages back were posted there. I was looking for a gif of Coach turning heel and for some reason lucha Kevin Nash popped up. Which one of you is it?

I've been wondering that too since they pop up pretty soon afterwards.

Lambda Pie · Nov 7, 2013

you know what would get me watching WWE programming?

Mr. Enigma · Nov 7, 2013

So supposedly, WWE did make A.J. Styles an offer after his TNA contract expired in August. Styles immediately turned it down because WWE offered only 1/5 of the money he was making in TNA.

G-Fex · Nov 7, 2013

Lambda Piscium said:
you know what would get me watching WWE programming?

you're going to settle for Fandango and his parrot and you're going to like it

Buckethead · Nov 7, 2013

Lambda Piscium said:
you know what would get me watching WWE programming?

Das wunderkind!

Man God · Nov 7, 2013

Mr. Enigma said:
So supposedly, WWE did make A.J. Styles an offer after his TNA contract expired in August. Styles immediately turned it down because WWE offered only 1/5 of the money he was making in TNA.

Plus a whole bunch of incentives. Which he wouldn't earn because no one would like him and he'd never be booked.

TOM f'N CRUISE · Nov 7, 2013

strobogo said:
There was a time as a kid when I was pretty sure that Sid was a movie star:

Click to expand...

good movie... i remember joking with my friends about Merle from The Walking Dead would have been crazy if it was Sid instead lol

Lambda Pie · Nov 7, 2013

stro, you got the high quality whatamark gif at hand? i kinda need it.

gurudyne · Nov 7, 2013

Lambda Piscium said:
stro, you got the high quality whatamark gif at hand? i kinda need it.

strobogo, the international arms dealer of Internet forum wars

This will only end in tears.

Dark Ninja · Nov 7, 2013

Hey guyz is anybody else excited for Big Show vs Orton

DMczaf · Nov 7, 2013

It just now hit me.

Big Show vs Orton is the main event of Survivor Series.

This is going to be a fucking disaster. SOMEONE GET SOME BODYBUILDERS OUT THERE!

I NEED TO SEE THE MASS! THE STRIATIONS!

Sephzilla · Nov 7, 2013

strobogo said:
.

Summerslam 96 looks pretty good to me

Lambda Pie · Nov 7, 2013

never mind stro, found it.

G-Fex · Nov 7, 2013

DMczaf said:
It just now hit me.

Big Show vs Orton is the main event of Survivor Series.

This is going to be a fucking disaster. SOMEONE GET SOME BODYBUILDERS OUT THERE!

I NEED TO SEE THE MASS! THE STRIATIONS!

Orton is a skinny fat ass

fat asses everywhere

hailing from dunkin donuts

Toki767 · Nov 7, 2013

Cena vs Del Rio will close the show.

DMczaf · Nov 7, 2013

Toki767 said:
Cena vs Del Rio will close the show.

sf2fanatic · Nov 7, 2013

DMczaf said:
It just now hit me.

Big Show vs Orton is the main event of Survivor Series.

This is going to be a fucking disaster. SOMEONE GET SOME BODYBUILDERS OUT THERE!

I NEED TO SEE THE MASS! THE STRIATIONS!

It's Ravishing Randy Orton sir!!!

G-Fex · Nov 7, 2013

Did you ever notice that Steven Seagal is kinda like Cena?

Seagal never struggles during a fight and if he does get hit he never sells anything he gets hit with. He even came back from being dead once. Actually twice!

Anth0ny · Nov 7, 2013

somedevil said:
Some PPV Numbers:

So WWE were able to convince people to buy Hell in the Cell after the battleground debacle. Sucks that Bryan Hell in the Cell match drew but got no title from it.

there is a large segment of the audience that buys for cena and only cena

sad but true

Aiii · Nov 7, 2013

Mr. Nobody said:
Did you ever notice that Steven Seagal is kinda like Cena?

Seagal never struggles during a fight and if he does get hit he never sells anything he gets hit with. He even came back from being dead once. Actually twice!

I have a very severe dislike for Steven Seagal too. So they have that in common.

Professor Beef · Nov 7, 2013

Anth0ny said:
there is a large segment of the audience that buys for cena and only cena

sad but true

People like winners, like Cena. People don't like losers, like Bryan.

Anth0ny · Nov 7, 2013

Professor Beef said:
People like winners, like Cena. People don't like losers, like Bryan.

it's true.

god bryan is such a wimp.

G-Fex · Nov 7, 2013

Aiii said:
I have a very severe dislike for Steven Seagal too. So they have that in common.

AND THEY BOTH RUN BADLY! LOOOOL

I guess that means Cena is going keep wrestling til he's fat and then he'll cover himself up with a big black trenchcoat or something.

Lambda Pie · Nov 7, 2013

goddamn, the whatamark gif is damn useful. i can essentially replace every text reply with it.

Aiii · Nov 7, 2013

Lambda Piscium said:
goddamn, the whatamark gif is damn useful. i can essentially replace every text reply with it.

Mr. Enigma · Nov 7, 2013

I can't enjoy the .gif knowing that HHH calls him back and hugs him afterwards.

The best part though is the absolute CONFUSED DEJECTION on Alex Riley's face behind him.

Aiii · Nov 7, 2013

His only job was to carry the case for The Miz, and Miz just cashed in the case. I get it.

Serpentine · Nov 7, 2013

I watched a shitty straight-to-DVD Seagal movie (Driven to Kill, I think) a few years back where the end fight was just Seagal completely dominating the other dude, who got like two hits in.

So yeah, that's pretty accurate

Lambda Pie · Nov 7, 2013

Aiii said:

why u trying to shake my hand, bro?

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