October Wrasslin |OT| Kicked Asses, Split Wigs, Bleeding Anuses
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October Wrasslin |OT| Kicked Asses, Split Wigs, Bleeding Anuses
Nocturnowl
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This month kicks off with a bang (or potential whimper) since the plain bizarre WWE ppv schedule has already reached it's next station, tomorrow gentlemen we enter Hell! Though in this case hell isn't the cell. Worth reminding some folks that the ppv is coming up since it could be easily forgotten.
Looking at our lovely line up so far, fresh from a whopping two week build up....
WWE Hell In A Cell, October 2nd
Kelly Kelly Vs Beth Phoenix
The plot is supposed to be "Can Kelly overcome the Glamazon?" but the reality is "Can Beth Phoenix overcome the devastating rollup pin?". The one thing i'm wondering right now is when the hell does Natlaya get her shot in this whole "Divas of doom" thing?
Sheamus Vs Christian
The Great White clashes against The Great Whine, should be fun I guess. One would assume that the winner here would go onto being a fixture in the barren SD title scene. I'm not sure if I can take ONE MORE MATCH from Christian though.
Sin Cara Vs Sin Cara
or
Misticara Vs Hunicara
The greatest feud in WWE right now, you know this to be true. Pick the side which you believe botches less and prepare yourself for a spectacular showdown of snappy finger pointing, rapid head shaking and fan bewilderment. Or it could be a botch fest of gargantuan proportions.
World Heavyweight Championship Heck in the Cell Match
Mark Henry Vs Randy Orton
As indicated by the thread title, last month wigs were indeed split as Mark Henry thwarted the master of the out of nowhere RKO. But now the feud has reached a boiling point where it can only be contained inside the Cell! or more accurately, at this ppv title matches have to use the cell so lets just pretend the feud has escalated to such a level.
WWE Championship Triple Threat Big Cage blocking the view match
John Cena Vs CM Punk Vs Alberto Del Rio
The events of Summerslam seem to finally have been addressed by lobbing these three in the cell so that they may do battle, will ADR know the name of his car? Will Punk make things fun again? Will Cena overcome the odds?
.
What was once a pipe dream only accessible through WWE games we can now finally witness a triple threat HIAC match, which possibly makes it 33.3% more barbaric than a one on one version.
Also expect shenanigans revolving around the COO HHH and his dastardly rogues gallery of Nash, Awesome Truth and the ever so shady John Lara-something or other.
Lineup is looking pretty bare right now so expect some impromptu matches possibly tag team matches setup by Teddy Long.
Looking at our lovely line up so far, fresh from a whopping two week build up....
WWE Hell In A Cell, October 2nd
Kelly Kelly Vs Beth Phoenix
The plot is supposed to be "Can Kelly overcome the Glamazon?" but the reality is "Can Beth Phoenix overcome the devastating rollup pin?". The one thing i'm wondering right now is when the hell does Natlaya get her shot in this whole "Divas of doom" thing?
Sheamus Vs Christian
The Great White clashes against The Great Whine, should be fun I guess. One would assume that the winner here would go onto being a fixture in the barren SD title scene. I'm not sure if I can take ONE MORE MATCH from Christian though.
Sin Cara Vs Sin Cara
or
Misticara Vs Hunicara
The greatest feud in WWE right now, you know this to be true. Pick the side which you believe botches less and prepare yourself for a spectacular showdown of snappy finger pointing, rapid head shaking and fan bewilderment. Or it could be a botch fest of gargantuan proportions.
World Heavyweight Championship Heck in the Cell Match
Mark Henry Vs Randy Orton
As indicated by the thread title, last month wigs were indeed split as Mark Henry thwarted the master of the out of nowhere RKO. But now the feud has reached a boiling point where it can only be contained inside the Cell! or more accurately, at this ppv title matches have to use the cell so lets just pretend the feud has escalated to such a level.
WWE Championship Triple Threat Big Cage blocking the view match
John Cena Vs CM Punk Vs Alberto Del Rio
The events of Summerslam seem to finally have been addressed by lobbing these three in the cell so that they may do battle, will ADR know the name of his car? Will Punk make things fun again? Will Cena overcome the odds?
Yes
What was once a pipe dream only accessible through WWE games we can now finally witness a triple threat HIAC match, which possibly makes it 33.3% more barbaric than a one on one version.
Also expect shenanigans revolving around the COO HHH and his dastardly rogues gallery of Nash, Awesome Truth and the ever so shady John Lara-something or other.
Lineup is looking pretty bare right now so expect some impromptu matches possibly tag team matches setup by Teddy Long.
HellKarnassus
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Huge typo in the thread title, it should be Ani
British Monsoon
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Woah. That would be pretty damn amazing. Isn't Kota's shoulder busted up?
Still can't believe they ever passed on Morishima when he had a try-out, yet were perfectly happy to employ Husky Harris or Brodus Clay
Still can't believe they ever passed on Morishima when he had a try-out, yet were perfectly happy to employ Husky Harris or Brodus Clay
Black Republican
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Orton to bury another brotha incoming!
Uno Venova
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Back to "Month" Wrasslin format 
, love the title too.
, love the title too.
Dork Knight
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DMczaf said:
He's too busy tailgating.
GoutPatrol
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Razorskin said:
It will turn into a new Nation.
spindashing
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HULK HOGAN, WE SUIN' YOU, [Insert racial epithet towards "the black people" here].Razorskin said:
I can't beleive there's another PPV tonight. And they wonder why buyrates are down?! The matches at HIAC should be good, but the result of the main event will make or break it for me. I am so sick of Cena with the belt. I homestly thought that after Punk's tirades, it might have been the last we'd seen of Cena in the title picture for a while. The fact that he robbed Del Rio of a sufficient first run is a terribly sad decision. I just know he's gonna overcome the odds tomorrow night. 
Also, are we sure the Otunga stuff has any connection to the Nash stuff? As much as I'd like to see some huge rebellion storyline, with or without a new nWo, I think there are seperate "lawsuit" and "conspiracy" storylines. I haven't been watching. Has Otunga appeared on Smackdown in his lawyer gimmick at all?
@JamieOD, Is Your avatar an Earthbound Sin Cara?! Too awesome.
Also, are we sure the Otunga stuff has any connection to the Nash stuff? As much as I'd like to see some huge rebellion storyline, with or without a new nWo, I think there are seperate "lawsuit" and "conspiracy" storylines. I haven't been watching. Has Otunga appeared on Smackdown in his lawyer gimmick at all?
@JamieOD, Is Your avatar an Earthbound Sin Cara?! Too awesome.
Chopper said:I can't beleive there's another PPV tonight. And they wonder why buyrates are down?! The matches at HIAC should be good, but the result of the main event will make or break it for me. I am so sick of Cena with the belt. I homestly thought that after Punk's tirades, it might have been the last we'd seen of Cena in the title picture for a while. The fact that he robbed Del Rio of a sufficient first run is a terribly sad decision. I just know he's gonna overcome the odds tomorrow night.
Also, are we sure the Otunga stuff has any connection to the Nash stuff? As much as I'd like to see some huge rebellion storyline, with or without a new nWo, I think there are seperate "lawsuit" and "conspiracy" storylines. I haven't been watching. Has Otunga appeared on Smackdown in his lawyer gimmick at all?
@JamieOD, Is Your avatar an Earthbound Sin Cara?! Too awesome.
Yesterday's Smackdown had Otunga and company wih Laurinitis talking, saying they're going to do "it" on Monday, whatever that is. And the PPV is tomorrow.
Nocturnowl
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Trips gets taken to court, Otunga for the prosecution and heels in the jury. Nash and Awesome Truth giving testimonyChopper said:
Enter John Cena: Ace Attorney for the defense with surprise witness out of nowhere Randy Orton, comes complete with evidence...out of nowhere.
Court ends with Cena's music
CrunchinJelly
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Today is Saturday.Chopper said:
BoboBrazil
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I like how with real Sin Cara you can see his intensity and anger even with a mask on, just by the way the veins were popping out of his neck. I was hoping this match was going to be inside a cage, but unfortunately it isn't.
CrunchinJelly
formerly cjelly
Probably the highlight of the card...RBH said:
...for Maffew.
BoboBrazil
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Also, 2nd set of ROH tapings are tonight. Hopefully they greatly increase the production values. I don't think these are actually going to air on tv for 3 more weeks though.
Uno Venova
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oh god this looks so stupid, lolsomedevil said:
BoboBrazil
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I think it's awesome. I hope it builds to a mask vs mask match at Survivor Series.
British Monsoon
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BoboBrazil said:
At the least, the lighting should be better, as the Davis Arena is a good venue for TV, but if you're expecting some sweeping improvements to the overall production of the show, I'm willing to bet you'll be left disappointed.
A couple of good matches announced for the tapings, namely
The American Wolves vs Roderick Strong & Michael Elgin
The Young Bucks vs The Bravados
Lethal vs Bennett for the TV title. I'm not at all sold on Bennett, he's pretty dull.
Triple Da G.O.D!
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Love the thread title.
Gets directly to the point of Anal Bleeding which is so important to our society today.
And I'm ready for Cara/Cara. Please WWE don't fuck this up as you seem to do constantly.
Gets directly to the point of Anal Bleeding which is so important to our society today.
And I'm ready for Cara/Cara. Please WWE don't fuck this up as you seem to do constantly.
BoboBrazil
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Bootaaay said:
Yeah, you're probably right. They have announced they are going to be doing sit down interviews and tweeted a pic:
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