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[Idontknow]

This thread is for the members of GAF, who are asexual to discuss their asexuality with other asexuals and others, who might be interested in the asexual lifestyle.



Hi, my name is Bob and I'm an asexual.

I enjoy masturbating to good looking highschool guys bullying me. Nothing sexual involved, just normal highschool bullying. The thought of sexual intercourse with a male or female disgust me.

 

[Diablos]

Barney is asexual. Look at what he popped out.

 

[Socreges]

Well, I'm heterosexual. But I'd still like to post in this thread for reasons that are my own. Would that be acceptable?

[edit] Diablos, FYI, those ARE penises. You might want to edit.

 

[Dead]

I knew an asexual once.....

 

[Matlock]

I knew an asexual once.....

Yeah, got on my nerves, though. Told him to go fuck himself, and he gave me a weird grin.

 

[Diablos]

Well, I'm heterosexual. But I'd still like to post in this thread for reasons that are my own. Would that be acceptable?

[edit] Diablos, FYI, those ARE penises. You might want to edit.

Yeah I caught it at the last second. Thanks.
Too bad there wasn't a pic of that without penises, oh well.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

this thread=konex.

 

[White Man]

Sort of, but not really. Sometimes I get an itch that needs scratching, but I have no desire to have a relationship with a person of either sex. In a few years, once these raging hormones die down and my sex drive putters down to decent levels, I have a feeling I'll be perfectly fine being all alone.

 

[Jim Bowie]

I have a question: How can it asexual if it is incited by the thought of men? It's not like you're thinking about nothing, and just doing it for pleasure. Maybe I'm mistaken, but I thought that asexual meant no sexual inclination at all.

 

[White Man]

Well, let's just say that I mean "for lack of a better term: asexual."

 

[slayn]

a couple of my friends think I'm asexual, or at least have joked about it.

but really its more just apathy.

like I'm definitely straight... lesbian porn getting a big thumbs up from me, but whatever sexual drive it is within people that motivates them to seek out sex isn't strong enough within me to overcome my supreme apathy towards all things in life.

 

[Diablos]

I am asexual like Red XIII from FF7. I can make my own babies! And so can Barney.

 

[Jim Bowie]

:lol nigh-asexual?

 

[Boogie9IGN]

Barney is asexual. Look at what he popped out.

This is such BS, everyone knows Barney and Baby Bop were going at it between takes

 

[Diablos]

:lol no way, she was a skank. Barney knew this. That's why he always turned back into the stuffed animal around CHILDREN because then when they walked away, baby bop couldn't do anything but hump a mini stuffed animal.

 

[Idontknow]

I have a question: How can it asexual if it is incited by the thought of men? It's not like you're thinking about nothing, and just doing it for pleasure. Maybe I'm mistaken, but I thought that asexual meant no sexual inclination at all.

There is no set criteria to determine if one is asexual or not. It is a self-proclaimed title. This will explain the different ranges of asexuality:
http://www.asexuality.org/Theory/ranges.htm

I use the dictionary definition of asexual which states: Lacking interest or desire for sex.

 

[White Man]

Alright. By your definition, I guess I can't join the club. So sorry.

 

[Diablos]

Dude you can always join me, Barney, that Icy Hot Stunta and maybe Larry King.

 

[White Man]

Well, I'll take you, the Icy Hot Boy, Barney, and. . .well, how many (ex-)wives will Larry King have with him?

 

[Idontknow]

Alright. By your definition, I guess I can't join the club. So sorry.

You don't have to use my definition.

 

[aoi tsuki]

i thought i was asexual too, until i met this girl (or the other way around), and we ended up performing every sexual act this side of knife play.

That ended that dry spell!

 

[Diablos]

Well, I'll take you, the Icy Hot Boy, Barney, and. . .well, how many (ex-)wives will Larry King have with him?

Who cares, as long as they can cook

 

[White Man]

You don't have to use my definition.

Well, if we can count the Icy Hot Stunta as some mythical third gender, I think they may be the thangs for me. I bet they come equipped with hydraulics.

 

[fart]

Total Posts: 10 (0.12 posts per day)

this is the start of a beautiful career

 

[karasu]

I've been cellubate for ten years.

 

[aoi tsuki]

I've been cellubate for ten years.

Sorry to be such a spelling whore, but it's celibate. "Cellubate" sounds like "cellulite masturbation", which i'd rather not visualize.

Edit: Too late... >_<

 

[Dark Kinght Bunny]

I've been cellubate for ten years.

that leather in a jar stuff should fix the hole in your doll.

i can send an air pump.

 

[karasu]

:lol

 

[Triumph]

Centuryon is hentai sexual. Does that count?

 

[Zaptruder]

I thought this thread was going to be about members we thought was asexual (or couldn't tell the difference from their handle/posts alone).