You cant be taught dota on the fly when have no basic clue whats happening. Its crow's fault for letting that happen THEN getting pissy when i sent you in his lane. Read up a bit, play some bot games and watch a few games and id be happy to play in your first games after that. I survived FMT and PHee's early stuff. No way you're worse than that.
Or if he just picked witch doctor so I could teach him how to play. Instead he takes kunka and fucks up the lanes. Not going to waste my time with that.